Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas admits to having bipolar disorder and no consistent opinions.

That's not how BPD works. Lucas is just a fucking retard and shitty human being with no morals and no spine and no fucking motivation to actually improve himself and his life. He always takes the easy way: blame everything on others and dumb shit. He always makes excuses for being a shithead but he never takes accountability. He talks about it but he never acts on it.
 
The troon got a new look:
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Incredible. The dumbass worked out that "Rogue Blonde"/"Money Piece" was the latest trend with young women (it's not, it picked up as a trend just before the pandemic and I suspect has started getting seen as uncool now)
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but he failed to work out it's face framing so only works with a centre part. The idiot attempted to rogue streak a side part and so just grabbed a random chunk of hair and bleached it. He can't even cargo cult attempting to look like an attractive woman properly.
 
Keffals, let me be real with you. Drinking doesn't even count as a relapse, that's why it's 100% legal and part of Irish culture. In fact it's a harmful stereotype to talk about the Irish being drunks so being a teetotaler (British, cringe) is probably rooted in bigotry.
You can't relapse if you never stop.
 
Why did he quote Lenin? Didn't he steal thousands from the CA communist party and then make a video denouncing communism? No way in fucking hell he was sober in those clips. Slurred speech, motor control issues, the slow eye movement and claiming he hasn't slept in 33 hours without the traditional facial features of sleep dep. No, that faggot is getting high and or drunk again.
 
at this point i'm actually starting to think he might neck himself. clearly back on drugs, beyond mentally unstable, continuously spiralling, ridiculed on every corner of the internet, complete failure, DFE, rotting axe wound etc
on the one hand he probably doesnt have the willpower to actually commit, but on the other i'm sure he is spiteful enough to know how inconvenient it would be to everyone that's made fun of him
I wonder - would he pick a "male" suicide method (gun, bridge, rope), or a "female" method (pills, razors)? imagine how affirming it would be to wake up in an ambulnce getting your stomach pumped like a real teen girl!
 
Slurred speech, motor control issues, the slow eye movement and claiming he hasn't slept in 33 hours without the traditional facial features of sleep dep. No, that faggot is getting high and or drunk again.
If you're high and drunk, do you still exhibit sleep deprivation markers or is it masked by the massive amount of drugs in your system? I can believe he stayed up that long because of drugs, but I'm not sure word slurring overlaps with stimulants which would keep him up rather than the nodding off of depressants and opiods.
 
staying up for 30 hours isn't that hard. it's really weird how lucas acts like he's doing some craaaaazy thing for skipping a night of sleep. constantly crying about it. pull a 24 hour post then still have to work a full day (at least 12 hours) afterwards. you definitely don't turn into a slurring retard who can barely function. well, normal people don't, at least.
 
Do you guys also feel the muta doc will be it, and then we will be blamed for his suicide? I am calling it now that you are going to hear us being blamed for things that Lucas did. The milk is kinda dry at this point as in we dont get anything really new so what else can come out of em?
 
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