Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Glassshardballpit said:
She was the stealthiest thing I've ever seen and played her part well. But it's just as well that she threw in the towel and left before she became Chris's next victim.
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She probably saw how close some of in the thread were to IDing her. 90% of people involved in Christory end up megadox'd. I'm betting she cut and ran when she saw the diminishing returns of having your name assosiated with Chris chan for the rest of the Internet's life.
 
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Rupin said:
I think she stopped dealing with Chris after she went through the aftermath of the Reliegh Anime convention. Man, that must have been a scary experience for her.
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That's an interesting theory for sure. Not being the subject of the ol' convention tard toss, but associated with Chris must have been excruciatingly embarrassing for her. It's one thing where Chris is making noises and being obnoxious, but to get called up by security and convention organizers and then booted because of his sex assault history must have been mortifying.

A girlfriend used to Chris might eventually understand, but someone who's just getting paid to be a tard minder is a whole other short bus of slow in the minds.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Who knows. He might have killed her.

I don't think he's above any amoral act if he doesn't get his way.

Knowing fatty, it was sure to be a sloppy job with the body hidden under a tarp in the backyard.
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Tangentially related, but until the incest/jail saga and his banishment from the "temple" I always pictured that after Barb's death he would just throw a tarp over her body, ignore the smell and keep cashing her retirement checks until the cops finally arrive.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Tangentially related, but until the incest/jail saga and his banishment from the "temple" I always pictured that after Barb's death he would just throw a tarp over her body, ignore the smell and keep cashing her retirement checks until the cops finally arrive.
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Tbh I always just assumed he'd end up homeless and forever couch surfing at random weens houses, but instead we got this.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
are we sure he did not send her to another dimension to spread the word of his return and of the soon to come merge?
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No but I like your imagination. It's more interesting than anything Chris could come up with.

He banished Flutter nutter to the shadow realm when she refused to give him Crystal.

Hey look we know Chris is willing to go to extremes.

We once thought he wouldn't actually rape someone even if he wanted to. I don't actually think flutter is dead but Chris has no true morals that aren't self-serving.

Even him holding an "art contest" just gives him an excuse to glorify himself and is probably a platform he can jump off of into his next interview and project that seems to be in the works.

The only thing he said about the artwork that caught his eye was it was "very nice" and yet here I am still having night terrors about poor Applejack. She's like the Sandy cheeks of My Little pony and deserves a better.
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
Is it possible Flutter is the "Ashley" that occasionally gets mentioned? When he yells the name at the airport, it sounds like it could be Ashley.
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Possibly. It's a very typical American name and I suppose could be Finnish.

But of course we don't know if flutters from Finland but again that would explain her periodic absences.
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
Is it possible Flutter is the "Ashley" that occasionally gets mentioned? When he yells the name at the airport, it sounds like it could be Ashley.
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Sorry, who is this Ashley? Where was she mentioned?
 
knux said:
Sorry, who is this Ashley? Where was she mentioned?
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OP is speculating that Chris cried "Ashley!" When Flutter deboarded a plane several months ago.

No one can quite agree on what her name is and to be frank, I think she's probably pretty boring IRL.

The most interesting thing about her is the mystery of who she is, where she goes and what her relationship to Chris is.

Again, the whole story is probably boring, but the fact that she willingly spends time with Chris and doesn't interview or anything or feed us information is what's interesting
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Possibly. It's a very typical American name and I suppose could be Finnish.
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"Ashley" is certainly not a common name in Finland. I know I'm hung-up on Flutter being a Finn/Saami due to her size and "Roundhead" appearance along with Chris's Duolingo hours, but this Ashley name keeps coming up casually since the Jail Saga ended
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Sorry, who is this Ashley? Where was she mentioned?
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A few of Chris's Island videos mention someone named Ashley in brief passing. Like, if you tune-out for a second in his "sermons," you miss him saying "Ashley." They seem to have a Jail Saga interaction.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
The guy who was on the plane with Flutter before Christmas was on the phone when he witnessed Chris coming to pick her up, so we have a 2 seconds clip of Chris yelling some garbled name.
Honestly to me it sounds like "Alec" or "Alyn" maybe.
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I thought it was 'Alice' personally.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
She's back
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well shit and here i was just about to call it a day and join the chris scared her off so she fled crowd. this is very interesting timing given how easter will be here before we know it. leaves me to believe she actually is a student of some kind who could be visiting chris on breaks. if this is the case then come spring break and summer time we will be seeing far more of her.

its a shame none of these people who get these pictures can be bothered to get good ones of flutter but i guess she really does have some form of big footesque camera dodging power. i wonder how long she will be around for this time?
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
well shit and here i was just about to call it a day and join the chris scared her off so she fled crowd. this is very interesting timing given how easter will be here before we know it. leaves me to believe she actually is a student of some kind who could be visiting chris on breaks. if this is the case then come spring break and summer time we will be seeing far more of her.

its a shame none of these people who get these pictures can be bothered to get good ones of flutter but i guess she really does have some form of big footesque camera dodging power. i wonder how long she will be around for this time?
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i know right? They could have at least waited around until they exited the store and acted like they were on speaker phone or video chat and taken a picture like that,
 
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