Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Maddox Lost said:
View attachment 5846018www.worldjigsawpuzzle.org/usajpa/nationals2024/pairs/B
Dick and 80s girl went to the national Puzzling championship instead of going to WATP live. This Retard got 89th out of 100th place. Below his score were actual mentally retarded people, and geriatric people.


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As you can see Dick is fat as shit, hes going to have to cover himself for fat watch.
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Dick talked about it right off the bat on TDS 403. Summery of events is he was not allowed to pee on the drive down (competition was in San Diego) so he pissed in a Big Gulp cup. He ate Wendy's and had to shit the entire time. The sweating is a result of taking Adderall. More importantly he is not facing the other participants so he has no idea how good or bad they are doing. So according to Dick he thought they were doing really well and it was not until after that he realised they were close to last. Aso he is not fat it is all camera angles.
Adderall was not a good idea. It might makes focus seem better but sense of time goes out the window. Also hope he is not using it chronically since rumors are it shrinks the penis and can cause erectile dysfunction.
Last thing of note apparently Vito joking mailed (under a pen name) Dick a French hard copy of Cuties so Dick could give it to Vito as a treat for agreeing to get on a scale. Instead Vito pretended he didn't know about it and ran away from the prize. Something to look out for in The Biggest Problem.
 
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Never Scored said:
You know what? This was probably a better use of his time than The Dick Show or Biggest Problem. At least doing a puzzle is somewhat constructive.
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I actually agree. They might have lost embarrassingly, and he still felt compelled to tie the activity in with his terminally online existence but the simple fact of taking your girlfriend (wife?) to a public non degenerate event doing something as a couple is not a bad use of his time. Especially taking into account the other kinds of gay shit he usually gets up to.
 
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GaryGray said:
Dick talked about it right off the bat on TDS 403. Summery of events is he was not allowed to pee on the drive down (competition was in San Diego) so he pissed in a Big Gulp cup. He ate Wendy's and had to shit the entire time. The sweating is a result of taking Adderall. More importantly he is not facing the other participants so he has no idea how good or bad they are doing. So according to Dick he thought they were doing really well and it was not until after that he realised they were close to last. Aso he is not fat it is all camera angles.
Adderall was not a good idea. It might makes focus seem better but sense of time goes out the window. Also hope he is not using it chronically since rumors are it shrinks the penis and can cause erectile dysfunction.
Last thing of note apparently Vito joking mailed (under a pen name) Dick a French hard copy of Cuties so Dick could give it to Vito as a treat for agreeing to get on a scale. Instead Vito pretended he didn't know about it and ran away from the prize. Something to look out for in The Biggest Problem.
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So that fat faggot was doing a bit? Vito is comedy cancer.
 
GaryGray said:
Last thing of note apparently Vito joking mailed (under a pen name) Dick a French hard copy of Cuties so Dick could give it to Vito as a treat for agreeing to get on a scale. Instead Vito pretended he didn't know about it and ran away from the prize. Something to look out for in The Biggest Problem.
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Haven't been listening to the dick show on account that it's boring as fuck. Any reason to hate listen?
 
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Haven't been listening to the dick show on account that it's boring as fuck. Any reason to hate listen?
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You're looking for that final nail to be hammered into your coffin as you realize you listening to a Mexican drug addict and his pet retard pedophile is the lowest point you could possibly achieve and you will never recover from that pitfall.
 
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GaryGray said:
Last thing of note apparently Vito joking mailed (under a pen name) Dick a French hard copy of Cuties so Dick could give it to Vito as a treat for agreeing to get on a scale. Instead Vito pretended he didn't know about it and ran away from the prize. Something to look out for in The Biggest Problem.
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I'm surprised he was able to let such a thing be used for a "bit" and leave his presence. Must've been a long couple of days with out it for him.
 
GaryGray said:
Dick talked about it right off the bat on TDS 403. Summery of events is he was not allowed to pee on the drive down (competition was in San Diego) so he pissed in a Big Gulp cup. He ate Wendy's and had to shit the entire time. The sweating is a result of taking Adderall. More importantly he is not facing the other participants so he has no idea how good or bad they are doing. So according to Dick he thought they were doing really well and it was not until after that he realised they were close to last. Aso he is not fat it is all camera angles.
Adderall was not a good idea. It might makes focus seem better but sense of time goes out the window. Also hope he is not using it chronically since rumors are it shrinks the penis and can cause erectile dysfunction.
Last thing of note apparently Vito joking mailed (under a pen name) Dick a French hard copy of Cuties so Dick could give it to Vito as a treat for agreeing to get on a scale. Instead Vito pretended he didn't know about it and ran away from the prize. Something to look out for in The Biggest Problem.
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>takes adderall for competitive jigsaw puzzle solving
>still loses
This shit writes itself.
 
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Maddox Lost said:
and 80s girl
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i know people don't like simps but i always find it amazing how great looking she is, especially for her age and yet she willingly fucked both maddox and maddax. remember those photos of maddox and her from over a dozen years ago and its insane how low her self esteem must be to let those guys be her boyfriend. not even remotely close of a looksmatch
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
i know people don't like simps but i always find it amazing how great looking she is, especially for her age and yet she willingly fucked both maddox and maddax. remember those photos of maddox and her from over a dozen years ago and its insane how low her self esteem must be to let those guys be her boyfriend. not even remotely close of a looksmatch
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She has Dax whipped good. He couldn't even get her to stop the car for a piss break.
 
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