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Fat pooner expressing some more trans joy.

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Wearing a binder sucks because I feel like the pressure on my chest only reminds me that its there and i feel like all my binders only push my chest up more, making it obvious that its there. I feel more comfortable and i feel like i pass better when im not wearing a binder, but i’m always so nervous that i’m going to turn the wrong way and itll be seen.

And then bottom dysphoria just sucks. I have a packer but it makes me so dysphoric because its not realistic at all. I suppose it’s somewhat realistic for a boner but not for a flaccid penis. I feel so embarrassed to walk around with it, because it only goes to remind me that I don’t actually have a penis.

I would love to get top surgery, but I have a bunch of weight to lose in order to be comfortable / have the best chance at getting the results I want. As far as bottom dysphoria goes, I would love to get phallo. I genuinely don’t think I could live a long and happy life without it, but the process itself os so expensive and takes so long, I feel like it would take a lot out of me. I just don’t know what to do. I feel stuck. I feel disgusted with myself. I’m sick of being like this.

Just wait until you get that roll of skin sewed to your crotch, girl, then you'll finally be happy!


Tumblr lesbian conversion-therapies herself by pooning out, now complains that she doesn't fit in around her "cis het" friends:


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I've never been athletic or interested in sports, was super nerdy growing up, always knew I was trans and not a lesbian but I still found a safe space in that corner of Tumblr when i was in middle/high school so I have the same taste in music/tv/etc as a queer woman lol. I'm mostly stealth now and very much present as conventionally masculine, but I can't change my interests. I mostly have cis het friends irl and honestly I frequently feel out of place among them, but something in me just really hates the idea of admitting that maybe I'd fit in better among other lgbt people. All I've ever wanted is to fit in with cis het society, so being included in these groups gives me a sense of value that being among other people more similar to me would not. It's like that Groucho Marx quote, "I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member". I know that sounds and is awful, but i want to be brutally honest about what I'm feeling even if it makes me seem like a dick.

I know it's stupid to feel bad about what I'm into just because of gender roles, and that there's no such thing as gendered interests, etc, but I still hate the fact that I can't just have the personality of your average cis het guy lol. Recently I was at a big gathering where everyone other than me was very like...I hate to say "normal" but that's how it felt, and at one point all the guys started a pickup basketball game while the girls watched, and I was just there like.....well I'm super short and have never played basketball in my life so I guess I'll just fuckin sit here with all the women and watch lol. Felt awful, even though logically I know that none of that stuff has anything to do with being a man. I wish I could manually wrangle my personality into something completely different, but unfortunately I'm stuck with this one.

Idk, just wondering if you guys relate or have managed to figure this out lol

Lots of extremely feminine cope in the comments too.

"I don’t like being seen as a threat or creep for just existing. I don’t like the male gender role in straight relationships. I don’t like having to be the initiator and the giver all the time."

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I know I am a man and I’m definitely not a woman. I just hate the stuff that comes with being a man. It is so competitive and lonely and people are still so dismissive. I see people telling men who are lonely to just get over it or they deserve it
I don’t like being seen as a threat or creep for just existing. I don’t like the male gender role in straight relationships. I don’t like having to be the initiator and the giver all the time.
I don’t like the expectations of everything and having to be a rock. I also always feel like I need to be cool or have some kind of swag or I’m not good enough.

As with almost all similar posts, we don't know if she is actually describing the "male" experience, or if she is just describing life as a fat autistic woman with a frog voice. But the fact that she mentions "competitive" makes me think that she has probably at least joined in on some sex-segregated events on the male side and discovered she hates it. Gotta keep up that LARP, though.

Finally, this isn't really an L but this poll on r/FtMStraight made me laugh:

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was reading the ace ventura wikipedia entry and came across this.

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the film, the male ex-football player Finkle disguises himself over an extended period of time as the female police lieutenant Einhorn. Based on Ace Ventura's reaction to and outing of Einhorn as Finkle, the film has been criticized for the way it portrays transgender people.[34] New Vistas outlined the negative portrayal, "...the transgender character was the villain of the film and her body/being attracted to her, made characters physically ill. Additionally, the film showed transphobic behaviours by the main character who ridiculed, humiliated, misgendered and exposed the body of the trans female character without her consent."[35]

Alexandra Gonzenbach Perkins wrote in Representing Queer and Transgender Identity that mainstream representation of transgender identity at the turn of the 21st century was limited, observing that "the representations that did exist tended to pathologize transgender people as mentally unstable". Perkins said Ace Ventura, along with The Crying Game, depicted "transgender characters as murderous villains".[36] In the book Reclaiming Genders, in a chapter focusing on transgender identity, Gordene O. Mackenzie references Ace Ventura as an example of turn-of-the-century films that "illustrate the transphobia implicit in many popular US films". Mackenzie describes the scene in which Ace Ventura retches in the bathroom, following the revelation that the woman he had kissed is trans, as "one of the most memorable and blatantly transphobic/homophobic scenes".[37] In The New York Times in 2016, Farhad Manjoo also wrote about this scene: "There was little culturally suspect then about playing gender identity for laughs. Instead, as in many fictional depictions of transgender people in that era, the scene’s prevailing emotion is of nose-holding disgust."[38
 
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behindyourightnow said:
Tumblr lesbian conversion-therapies herself by pooning out, now complains that she doesn't fit in around her "cis het" friends:
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This chick is in medical school btw so good luck to her future victims patients.

"I hate that I'm fuckin 5 feet tall and have to just put up with the shit that very short men have to deal with, whether it's overt cruelty or simply people subconsciously condescending to me/making well-intentioned jokes about my size, and you can't even express being upset about it without being accused of having a Napoleon complex. I hate that everyone else got to have a normal childhood and adolescence and I also hate that I'm sitting here at the big age of 26 still bothered by the fact that I didn't go to high school dances or whatever, which is admittedly a pretty embarrassing thing to be thinking about as an adult. I'm straight, and I'm in a relationship currently, but I hate that my sexual and romantic experience has been so limited bc women are, understandably, for the most part not into men who are tiny, dickless, and look like they're about 14 years old"

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behindyourightnow said:
know that none of that stuff has anything to do with being a man.
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Oh Bitter Pooner you’re so right! Stuff like young males spontaneously engaging in physical competition in front of attentive (and fecund!) females is not a manly activity at all. Or when it does happen it’s just male socialization. Nothing more is goin’ on there!
 
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Anasa Tristis said:
Oh Bitter Pooner you’re so right! Stuff like young males spontaneously engaging in physical competition in front of attentive (and fecund!) females is not a manly activity at all. Or when it does happen it’s just male socialization. Nothing more is goin’ on there!
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The thing I find funny about this is it's not like fat guys don't exist. Men can be competitive but the tone of all this always makes it sound like they're leaving these sad pooners standing outside in the rain while they lock the door behind them. Part of it is just behavioural differences, but I think it's more than that. It really feels like the problem is as much that all these guys aren't adulating her the way her co-dependent tumblr friends do. Again goes to show how, despite the supposed complex inner journey transitioning is supposed to represent, it always falls back to a literal desire to skin-walk, not to be the other gender but to be seen as the other gender.

Dalkgalbi said:
Perkins hasn't watched "The Crying Game", Dil isn't a villain.
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Even sympathetic portrayals are retroactively cast as bad when they no longer fit the current orthodoxy.
 
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Dalkgalbi said:
Perkins hasn't watched "The Crying Game", Dil isn't a villain.
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Secret Gamer Grrl once wrote an essay about The Crying Game being a bad movie and the worst kind of transphobia, based on what he thought the movie might be about. He didn't even read a Wikipedia summary. Not wanting Miranda Richardson to kill two of your boyfriends in a row is a pretty reasonable motivation, and as an American I'd call it self-defense.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Not wanting Miranda Richardson to kill two of your boyfriends in a row is a pretty reasonable motivation, and as an American I'd call it self-defense.
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It’s been years since I saw it, so I’m relying on the Wikipedia synopsis, but if Miranda was overpowered and then shot then self-defence is off the table even in the US, no? Not that one blames her for doing it. On top of that, Dil is a talented, forgiving and loving person, so hardly a villain. But is she trans? Wikipedia reveals Neil Jordan’s view on his creation: „The character was a transvestite and a gay man, basically... She's not a transsexual”. Bloody TRAs, erasing transvestites…
 
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monstrous bubo said:
It’s been years since I saw it,
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Me too; I'm the worst kind of hypocrite.
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But is she trans? Wikipedia reveals Neil Jordan’s view on his creation: „The character was a transvestite and a gay man, basically... She's not a transsexual”. Bloody TRAs, erasing transvestites…
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Haha; nice. So if they'd bothered to watch the movie, not offensive after all. But if they did more research, offensive again! That's like the cursed frogurt of transphobic media.
 
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Hmmmm, going to 3rd world countries for cheap plastic surgery is apparently a bad idea. Nobody could have foreseen this, certainly not the many TV shows about bad plastic surgery.
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‘The swelling didn’t go down! Its day four..’
that’s funny. I want to see the results. Did he really expect swelling to have gone completely by day four? They’re just instant effect obsessed children
 
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