Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[moocow]

It even lets them add in some kind of subplot about the machines/agents being envious of humanity.

The worst thing about that is there were hints of this with Agent Smith in the first film in the scene when he "unplugs" briefly from his fellow agents when they've got Morpheus chained up in some random office building for interrogation, and he begins a decidedly non-mechanical monologue about how much he hates the Matrix and the "stench" of human beings. He clearly wants to be anywhere but in the Matrix. That's an emerging sense of self-determination and envy right there -- obviously he's jealous of humanity's collective capacity to feel freedom even when trapped inside the Matrix and he wants to go explore that on his own in the real world.

So much wasted potential. I really hate that they went with the "self-replicating virus" concept for Smith in the sequels. I was fine with him being "respawned" (since there's no reason they couldn't just make a fresh copy of him inside the Matrix) after being destroyed in the first film, but it was so shitty that all he did in the sequels was make clones of himself, say menacing things and punch Neo a lot.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Honestly if we start rewriting Primus songs around fatrick then the paTulpa I have been gradually summoning into reality these last months is probably gonna crawl out our computer screens like a morbidly obese and bitchtitted Sadako to drag us off to the hell we deserve

Challenge accepted.

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When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school
His mind would turn unto the stalkers
Always the focus of Internet ridicule
He has no time for his own daughter
Alienated and assmad with society
A tubby man finds peace in childing
His mother says, "Pat, this is not the way life's supposed to be
Don't you see the life that you are missing?"

And he says

"You have been told to not contact me
I reported your criminal activity
You'll see before this day is done
Your life is over. Enjoy prison."

 

[JJLiautaud]

Does anyone have the titty 2 chins song?


Edit: Watching the new Cryptic Web Chronicles and was wondering why we don't talk about FFBL?

 

[bortherman]

Does anyone have the titty 2 chins song?


Edit: Watching the new Cryptic Web Chronicles and was wondering why we don't talk about FFBL?

What's there to talk about? The guys a legend.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick goes back through reply chains that are weeks, if not months old in order to get the last word in. Why? Is there a Clinical Patologist in the house who can explain this obsession?

 

[GreenTips]

Does anyone have the titty 2 chins song?


Edit: Watching the new Cryptic Web Chronicles and was wondering why we don't talk about FFBL?

I have this set as my alarm clock ring tone.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Look like Owen has found a new side character. It is my pleasure to introduce you to Mx Scott Kelley Ernest, BSPH!

Odd that this guy is a new side character

https://www.tampabay.com/narratives/2021/01/23/former-florida-white-nationalist-reckons-with-his-past-americas-present/

Must be feeling some guilt.
By the way, by "Former White Nationalist" he means a SF troll before he got booted.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Michel Foucault was a horrifying French homosexual (but I repeat myself)

Nigga you nearly made me spit water all over my monitor!

Maybe I’m being too harsh.

No such thing regarding criticism of anything Patrick actually does or says.

I'd rather watch Dark City.

Didn't the director of this one also go on to never make anything else nearly as good?

A thing that I thought of that would be funny for us is if someone could overdub a Fist of the North Star scene with a Pat-ism. Instead of saying "Omae wa mou shindeiru" Kenshiro could instead say "You are already in prison, child. Enjoy." but in his Patty's faggoty lisp-y voice. Forgive me if someone else already thought of this.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Odd that this guy is a new side character

https://www.tampabay.com/narratives/2021/01/23/former-florida-white-nationalist-reckons-with-his-past-americas-present/

Must be feeling some guilt.
By the way, by "Former White Nationalist" he means a SF troll before he got booted.

He also tells the trolls fuggettaboudit because he’s a friend of the farms

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Didn't the director of this one also go on to never make anything else nearly as good?

A thing that I thought of that would be funny for us is if someone could overdub a Fist of the North Star scene with a Pat-ism. Instead of saying "Omae wa mou shindeiru" Kenshiro could instead say "You are already in prison, child. Enjoy." but in his Patty's faggoty lisp-y voice. Forgive me if someone else already thought of this.

He did do I, Robot. One of Will Smith's better movies. Then he went off and did Gods of Egypt which may be his last movie since it bombed.

He also tells the trolls fuggettaboudit because he’s a friend of the farms

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Um...This site isn't a paid site. He doesn't have to ask his handlers for 20-50 a year to have an account here. Maybe we should pitch in and get him the bondage rope he has on his Amazon Wishlist so he can just neck himself. This guy bullshits people as much as Shane.

 

[Well Intentioned]

that whole thing still kind of mystifies me
why would she marry and get knocked up by a man she never had any feelings for? was pat super rich back in those days?

Women are fucking weird (dudes are too, but for different reasons.)

I knew a girl who was fairly good looking. Like a solid 8/10. And she was dating a dude who was pretty much the closest you could get to Shrek IRL. Ugly, weird looking, fat, lived with his parents, etc, etc.

They dated for years and they were contemplating getting married. Once she finally came to her senses and broke up with him, people asked 'why the fuck did you date this guy?'

The answer? Crippling insecurity and he was the first guy who asked her out in high school.

Mind fucking boggles.

 

[FinnSven]

Nigga you nearly made me spit water all over my monitor!

No such thing regarding criticism of anything Patrick actually does or says.

Didn't the director of this one also go on to never make anything else nearly as good?

A thing that I thought of that would be funny for us is if someone could overdub a Fist of the North Star scene with a Pat-ism. Instead of saying "Omae wa mou shindeiru" Kenshiro could instead say "You are already in prison, child. Enjoy." but in his Patty's faggoty lisp-y voice. Forgive me if someone else already thought of this.

Pat would be a wealthy man in the fist of the North Star world.

His pepperoni making skills would mean he would be a prized supplier of meats.

“No Child, enjoy already being dead”.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Must be feeling some guilt.

That beard and pot belly suggest he probably should cause he is giving me white van vibes.

 

[JJLiautaud]

What's there to talk about? The guys a legend.

I've just never seen any of stuff talked about in this thread.

 

[Markorian]

I was lurking Owen and Prison Enjoyer posted this from threads. Pat is still crying about Ade as of today, all these years later and milking those “I’m so sorry”s. Niki is absolutely retarded putting up with this shit.
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based ade inflicting the ultimate narcissistic injury that’s lasted like a decade.

There are few types of schadenfreude quite as delectable as knowing you've managed to cause a narcissistic injury to someone that wronged you in the past.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That beard and pot belly suggest he probably should cause he is giving me white van vibes.

He should, he has a vibrating cock ring on his amazon wishlist.

 

[lost_n'_confused]

Is there a Clinical Patologist in the house who can explain this obsession?

Professional armchair physiologist here

Fatrick is a masochist through and through. This is in stark contrast to the persona, his tough guy act. He is embarrassed about wanting to get pegged and cucked.
Thinking of his previous actions it would make absolutely no sense to entertain the stalkers. There is no monetary gain from it. But our depraved little piggy relishes the attention. He has to- needs to be the center of attention. Nothing in his life grants him enough dopamine. He doesn't like to write books, but he loves to call himself a writer. He does not give a shit about fancy food but to be in the position of an acclaimed food critic now THAT is fantastic! Work out for the satisfying burns? Not a chance! But to be recognized as a specimen comparable to the Greek gods, that is what he wants. He does not have the brain capacity to think logically in politics but wants to be seen as a revolutionary hero whom leads the movement against a corrupt system.

All the previous things need actual effort to keep up - writer, critic, body builder, political figure. What does not need effort? Being himself, being a fat lazy pig whining on the internet and OHH the attention he gets. People write articles about all his very real swattings.

This is the mind of Fatrick.

 

[Bagger 293]

Patrick goes back through reply chains that are weeks, if not months old in order to get the last word in. Why? Is there a Clinical Patologist in the house who can explain this obsession?
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CorrecTing-the-record-stalker is hard work, child. Popular author and family man Patrick S. Tomlinson probably gets bogged down replying to the idiots he won't let win on a daily basis that he has to set aside some quality time to take a look at the backlog of children that have built up. (and once he's done with the meat grinder he goes on twitter haha)

 

[Suspicious Homo]

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The pig calling himself a "poor innocent person" is just inherently hilarious.

Also I resent the implication we have any mental illness. Sure I post almost daily about wanting to have his ankles chained behind his head so I can forcibly fuck him in the ass while staring him in his piggy eyes Clearfield Pennsylvania style, all while schizo posting about the faTulpa I am trying to manifest in the waking world for esoteric coom purposes, but given the circumstances detailed on this thread its a perfectly sane reaction to him being such a fat faggot (with bitch tits)

I really don't like what you're implying here. Sure he's fat and has bitch tits. But are you imply that is what defines him rather than the dry Otho-esque hairdo and the grey Pauly wings or the facial greasings?

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I really don't like what you're implying here. Sure he's fat and has bitch tits. But are you imply that is what defines him rather than the dry Otho-esque hairdo and the grey Pauly wings or the facial greasings?

Is he... flipping double birds towards The Breathless Nigger? What did he mean by this?