Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[N Space]

Russell Greer succesfully discombobulated the american judicial system.

 

[Account]

All the "legal minds" of the Kiwi Farms BTFO by master litigant Russel Greer. I kneel at this procedural mastermind.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Russell Greer succesfully discombobulated the american judicial system.

Watching you guys swing from excitedly wanting to ween your way into a continuance phone call, to absolute seething about a bearaucratic red-tape decision like a tweaker with BPD is hilarious.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

All the "legal minds" of the Kiwi Farms BTFO by master litigant Russel Greer. I kneel at this procedural mastermind.

Sometimes it's harder to fight a retard than a sane person.

 

[Seedling]

Sometimes it's harder to fight a retard than a sane person.

I see so the good old "retard strength" doesn't just mean muscles

 

[Mankirk]

Sometimes it's harder to fight a retard than a sane person.

Low Tier God says this all the time, it's the mashing know-nothing scrubs who have a better chance of beating him. Button Mashing sounds like a good summary of Greer's legal strategy, too.

 

[sallowhal]

karen fanfic farms and their fake lawyer commentators on suicide watch

 

[3MMA]

Does that original judge (in the 10th circuit, iirc?) have that Moebious Syndrome too? Or perhaps Russhole knew him? Blew him? What a joke. If this isn’t handled properly, but enabled to continue like the clownish jugglery it is, then it’s confirmed that the Utah district court all have Moebious Syndrome & knew him & blew him. Legal system time wasting is the name of Russ’ game, for the nonce, by the nonce. Let the rule of law rise, & the Moebious Syndrome be frozen shitlipped, as is known. The sneed always rises.

 

[Breadbassket]

The wonders of the American legal system never cease to amaze me.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Does this increase the odds of SCOTUS Cert by another 1%? This is literally insane. Nobody knows whats going on anymore.

 

[Bogliacci]

My gut feeling says that Hardin's response to Rus will give Utah the easy out to foist it on Florida as they planned.

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

So because this guy is just unbearable to hear/read/comprehend they are just passing the hot potato around?

 

[mindlessobserver]

My gut feeling says that Hardin's response to Rus will give Utah the easy out to foist it on Florida as they planned.

Yeah, they could just say "No, we ordered this gone. Plaintiffs filing is denied as Moot" on everything Greer has filed. But bet your ass Greer appeals to the 10th circuit again, which will put this entire case back in procedural purgatory because the 11th is very clear they won't take this case until the 10th unfucks it.

We'll know whether or not the Supreme Court will grant cert before this gets fixed at this point. Silver lining.

 

[Bogliacci]

Yeah, they could just say "No, we ordered this gone. Plaintiffs filing is denied as Moot" on everything Greer has filed. But bet your ass Greer appeals to the 10th circuit again, which will put this entire case back in procedural purgatory because the 11th is very clear they won't take this case until the 10th unfucks it.

We'll know whether or not the Supreme Court will grant cert before this gets fixed at this point. Silver lining.

For the sake of sanity I have to believe if they reject it and send it back to florida, the 11th wont play into Greer doing the same thing again, of course at this point that's asking for a lot when it involves Rus

 

[geckogoy]

We theory crafted too greedily and too deep, the reality is no-one knows what these people will do

 

[mindlessobserver]

For the sake of sanity I have to believe if they reject it and send it back to florida, the 11th wont play into Greer doing the same thing again, of course at this point that's asking for a lot when it involves Rus

It will still take months. We gotta wait for the district court to get around to dealing with all the shit Greer dumped on the docket. Then Greer will appeal, and we gotta wait for the Appeals Court to tell him to pound sand. Then it gets to the 11th.

Oh! Court of Equity, misnamed, where doubt
Leads many in; whence few, or none, get out;
Where law presides, in semblance, but to mock,—
Like priests, that pray round felons on the block;—
Where justice sits, with even-handed scale,
To shew the heaviest purse,—which must prevail—
Where Truth confounded flies, or ne’er is seen,
And Falsehood flourishes—an evergreen;—
Where foul Corruption keeps his secret cave,
And robs the suitor he pretends to save.—
Oh! Court, before whose gate, with reddened eye
Pale Reason stands, and bids each Plaintiff fly;
Bids right shake hands with fraud, nor tempt the strife,
Begun in sorrow—ending not with life—
The legal contest, which may never cease,—
A cure perhaps—but worse than the disease{—
Oh! Court, where dull Procrastination reigns
Lacking decision—not for want of brains—
Which crowds of spectres haunt their doom to know
In suits commenced two centuries ago—
Where all is wrong, and nothing certain, save
A blasted fortune, and an early grave.

 

[73 Denominations]

Can't believe Retard v. Sneed is going to be widely cited caselaw for civil procedure.

 

[Breadbassket]

Sometimes it's harder to fight a retard than a sane person.

A sane person usually knows when to give up, a retard on the other hand may not know when to quit.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I suspect that someone at the court finally took the time to actually review the file and grabbed at any possible excuse to nope the fuck out of having to deal with Greer's insanity as fast as they possibly could. You'd think a court system that has to deal with Floridaman plaintiffs and defendants on a regular basis wouldn't mind this steaming pile of shit, but apparently it was a bridge too far.

Perhaps we're slowly uncovering the actual funniest outcome. Florida refuses to do anything until Utah makes a ruling, Utah refuses to touch the case having punted it to Florida, Greer doesn't file anything to prosecute his case since he believes that his motion to stay must still be in effect since the court hasn't told him it has ended, and Null dies a little more inside as he wonders why he ever decided to come back to this country.

 

[AnOminous]

I thought the Utah case was closed at this point? Why is the Florida judge waiting pending a result on something happening in that case?

What if the Utah court never rules because it correctly determines it lacks jurisdiction to reverse a decision in a transferred case where it's already sent the record to Florida?

This is fucking with me, so I looked up the issue in Wright & Miller to see what's going on. This is from section 3846 "Effect of Transfer":

Which is what you would think a fucking federal judge would do.