Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

There's a joke involving his mustang here but I can't think of one

Dwayne "The Crack Rock" Johnson

 

[Sharpeteer]

At $5 USD per month, that is barely over $1000 per month.

Given his monthly snack bill, do we even need to figure out his kid's activity, date night and wife plastic surgery expenses, knowing we got $1K/month to work with?

There's no way he isn't taking money from the parents to keep this shit going. I realize he almost certainly doesn't have mortgage payments, but still. A man who is content spending $3K on snacks, imagine the other shit he buys. Would put DSP's game memorabilia room to shame.

 

[3MMA]

I didn't think it was possible to tick off 7 entries, just from a single blasphemous rant.

Theory: Balldo uses your bingo cards for show ideas. That Ceiling Cat 2024 edition has been on the fuckin’ nose, almost word for word. It’s possible in a world with or without coincidences.

eats doritos at me,

You can see the rage as he bites into the single, solitary, triangle, chip. His eye contact with the camera never deviates. He’s full of himself, feeling himself, thinking he’s sassy and pwning all those incel prudes. As he bravely faces the might of the masses, he chomps that single Dorito chip and he likes it. Tasting food is so rare for him these days.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick sure does the Fatrick Finger a lot in his videos now.

It is the way of the cow. They all do all the same things. It's almost eerie.

nick is like those improv faggots who got told "to be funny you never say 'no' or let it die, you go 'yes, and'. " but took it way too literally and now drags every even slightly humorous statement out as long as possible in the least funny way imaginable.

combine that with his crippling alcoholism that makes him ramble incoherently anyway and it's a miserable combo

Humor may be subjective, but success at comedy is entirely objective. People laugh or YOU failed. YOU are a failure. This is why so many stand-ups are miserable drug addicts.

Nick, ironically, could be funny before he pickled his brain. Now he's just a seething angry ghoul who makes nobody laugh, not even himself, other than the soulless ACK-ACK-ACK fake laughter of Diddler Dax.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Given his monthly snack bill, do we even need to figure out his kid's activity, date night and wife plastic surgery expenses, knowing we got $1K/month to work with?

There's no way he isn't taking money from the parents to keep this shit going. I realize he almost certainly doesn't have mortgage payments, but still. A man who is content spending $3K on snacks, imagine the other shit he buys. Would put DSP's game memorabilia room to shame.

Was the snacks shit ever confirmed with receipts or anything? Not suggesting it didn't happen but Nick is an unreliable narrator, and $3k in snacks would be tough to hit in a lower cost of living area. Are the snacks lobster and caviar?

 

[3MMA]

Was the snacks shit ever confirmed with receipts or anything? Not suggesting it didn't happen but Nick is an unreliable narrator, and $3k in snacks would be tough to hit in a lower cost of living area. Are the snacks lobster and caviar?

Snacks is code for feeding the bulls. Always has been. What are children, let alone feeding them, in the face of all those bulls?

 

[ChromaQuack]

A business analyst might even say 'PULL UP!'

A business analyst would see the $3.50 he makes a stream while having a minimal cost of $200 (whisky bottle consumed per stream), him trying to pass off half a million worth of bullshit as tax deductions and the 80%+ revenue drop from one year to the next and would ask for every single cent of his honoraries in advance before he even said "pull up!".

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Supposedly Steve Gosney is doing a look at his appearance on Rekieta’s show tonight.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Supposedly Steve Gosney is doing a look at his appearance on Rekieta’s show tonight.

That man just reeks of desperation. That's why he is still hanging on to Nicky at this point. He thinks if he just rides it out he can make it bigTM. I still remember in the before Hedonism 2 times when he would fellate Nicky at any opportunity.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I think there is a general tendency for people to want to identify with other people--especially with those with some notoriety. It is the same tendency that built Nick's old audience that likes the (somewhat) traditional male role model he portrayed. Psychologists can go further, but it is something we all have experienced and makes people feel good to do.

To complement your point, in addition to projection or general goodwill there is also the tendency for people to gravitate toward someone who is simply better at articulating or otherwise presenting an idea/belief, making them a de facto mouthpiece for some people and giving those people a reason to support them. It is likely that "old Nick" was competent at presenting the ideas held by his audience at that time.

It is debatable whether Nick used to have a natural gift for this and truly understood people or if he simply parroted perspectives/rhetoric found elsewhere. Either way, Nick used these talking points for his grift and told people what he thought they wanted to hear. Early in Nick's decline he seemed to think he still knew what people really wanted (more relationship sex talk), so I am inclined to think that he imitated more than he ever understood.

Whether people identified with Nick or not, he was definitely a rallying point for somewhat popular subjects and this is what made him popular. This is no longer the case as Nick shifts his content and reveals more of his character.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

That man just reeks of desperation. That's why he is still hanging on to Nicky at this point. He thinks if he just rides it out he can make it bigTM. I still remember in the before Hedonism 2 times when he would fellate Nicky at any opportunity.

Steve is actually an important public prosecutor of defender, irrc. He’s actually accomplished in his field and has an adult son. @mindlessobserver or @AnOminous might know, but he’s actually a proper go in front of a judge lawyer.

I think he’s bored and trying to find a hobby. Streaming is a good easy way to do that. You can get some cash and do whatever. He’s a boomer and rather than getting into models/ cooking/ racism/ gardening, he’s getting into streaming like a retard.

 

[polar bear]

That man just reeks of desperation. That's why he is still hanging on to Nicky at this point. He thinks if he just rides it out he can make it bigTM. I still remember in the before Hedonism 2 times when he would fellate Nicky at any opportunity.

When I learned about his book, it reminded me of one of the Jersh's anti-anime rants on MATI. He pointed out how people need to remember that everytime they jerk off to cartoons, they jerk off to creations of some gross fat fuck that sat at his desk drawing waifus and probably jerking off too (i am strongly paraphrasing, but that was the gist of it).
So what's happening is that there is a guy that wrote his law-porno-book, and he then shamelessly goes to shill his product on Rekieta's channel, in hopes that he will get some of Nicks' winemoms to buy the book and schlick the bean to it.
And that's just being optimistic, he might be hoping to get attention of the male audience.
In any case, he wants people to get horny because of what he created. I don't know what sexual deviation is that but its weird.
Is it because he doesn't get enough action with his woman/man?

The fact that he also wrote PG version just further confirms that whatever sexual content was there - is absolutely not necessary for the narrative. It's a bit like you can't watch a single movie or show these days without sex scenes. Whether it's netflix series about pirates, or Oppenheimer or whatever - there has to be booba and moaning and all that. It's really tiring, and I despise Gosney just because he is contributing to that pointless pornification, vulgarisation and uglification of culture.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Given his monthly snack bill, do we even need to figure out his kid's activity, date night and wife plastic surgery expenses, knowing we got $1K/month to work with?

There's no way he isn't taking money from the parents to keep this shit going. I realize he almost certainly doesn't have mortgage payments, but still. A man who is content spending $3K on snacks, imagine the other shit he buys. Would put DSP's game memorabilia room to shame.

Nick's finances have always been somewhat shrouded, but there are signs of a curtailment. He bitched to ?Gosney? about not being able to take vacations like he wants. He hasn't traveled nearly as much. The truth will out over the summer when holidays are to be had--or not.

He has had an expense item clear up with the nanny quitting recently, so that might give him more.

Supposedly Steve Gosney is doing a look at his appearance on Rekieta’s show tonight.

What is this? Is he reaching to himself? Is he going to try to philosophise on yhr haters comments and engagement forms on that?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick's finances have always been somewhat shrouded, but there are signs of a curtailment. He bitched to ?Gosney? about not being able to take vacations like he wants. He hasn't traveled nearly as much. The truth will out over the summer when holidays are to be had--or not.

He has had an expense item clear up with the nanny quitting recently, so that might give him more.



What is this? Is he reaching to himself? Is he going to try to philosophise on yhr haters comments and engagement forms on that?

He might pull a Good Logic/ Jew Logic and finger wag to show misguided loyalty to Nick. A lot of the older guys Nick has on are slow on the uptick that Nick is a cocksucking faggot who sucks dick and has AIDS.

P.S. Nick’s neghole is pozzed.

 

[2005 Honda Civic]

Rumble views pay crap for various reasons. Without getting into the views multiplier people accuse Rumble of having, the views they show are more representative of an impression other websites might report, but their actual monetizable views which would be more comparable to a standard Youtube view are a separate statistic. Nick is making jack all on Rumble, but probably convinced himself the "views" he's getting there are worth it.

He is almost certainly still pulling in cash from Locals subscriptions that people have forgotten about and I wouldn't be surprised if this is the bulk of his income now that his contract has run out with signs showing it wasn't renewed.

He likely still makes enough money that a responsible adult would be able to raise a family his size on it if both parents were careful not to overspend. But this is Nick and Kayla. That money gets flushed down the toilet every time Nick has an "emergency" trip to buy beef jerky out of town or Kayla has a boob massage scheduled.

He hits 70-ish viewers in his LOCALS chat during shows (tops) currently. LOCALS counts non-subscribing watchers in that number, but let's assume that they are all paying. Then let's put a 3X multiplier on that for people who passively support and/or forgot to cancel the sub. That doesn't count those who pay $50 USD for a year or Farmers who tune in free.

At $5 USD per month, that is barely over $1000 per month.

Thanks guys for the info. I was under the impression that Nick was going broke, but saw the Rumble views and went "okay, maybe not." Especially combined with the Locals revenue, I thought maybe he was flying pretty high. I didn't know Rumble views were worthless, and I didn't know the Locals chat was a ghost town. That changes the equation a lot.

It seems like he's making enough now where he can pay his mortgage, provide for the needs of his family, and purchase all the alcohol (and drugs?) he wants- which means he's still making good enough cash for now. I do wonder if he can pay his upcoming legal bills. He also seems kinda fucked in that he really isn't drawing in new viewers, and continues to alienate his existing and former fans. Then, you got him cancelling shows regularly, and a lot of times when he does do a show, he's so fucking drunk that he's just a rambling mess. None of this is good for growth. He's like, 1 good blow away from having to make some hard decisions.

And what the fuck is with the regular 10 minute mid-show breaks??? It's like a fever dream.

 

[Heliantheae]

He bitched to ?Gosney? about not being able to take vacations like he wants

That's rich coming from a ghoul who doesn't show up to his "job" more than say three times a week.

 

[3MMA]

Whether it's netflix series about pirates, or Oppenheimer or whatever - there has to be booba and moaning and all that. It's really tiring

I miss when television shows and movies weren’t all soft core porn, and not one cock shot away from being hardcore x-rated. I like to watch shows with my family & friends, and do not want pornography in that entertainment. It’s a real travesty that 90% of entertainment deviates into such explicit stereotypes. Leave somethings to the imagination. Keep some mystery. It’s the fact that overt, faux-sexuality, is shoved down the viewer’s throat, near constantly. Very disrespectful, for real.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It seems like he's making enough now where he can pay his mortgage

House is paid for, no mortgage to speak of.

I do wonder if he can pay his upcoming legal bills.

He can't and likely won't.

And what the fuck is with the regular 10 minute mid-show breaks??? It's like a fever dream.

Drugs. He's doing drugs.

Leave somethings to the imagination. Keep some mystery. It’s the fact that overt, faux-sexuality, is shoved down the viewer’s throat, near constantly. Very disrespectful, for real.

Bring back the tasteful fade away so we know what happened without being subjected unwarranted degeneracy.

 

[daffodils]

What is this? Is he reaching to himself? Is he going to try to philosophise on yhr haters comments and engagement forms on that?

He's made a video announcing his plans:

He wants to review the segments clipped by Elissa. He says he doesn't agree with everything that Nick is saying, but that won't be the focus. He also wants to go through Elissa's comment section because "some of these comments are quite nasty and I thought it would be fun to read what they say".

His Youtube comments are already filled with Nick fans and detractors warning him about "walking into a warzone with bad intel"/fighting among themselves.

 

[Neetorino]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu made a bold request and I've finally obliged. I present Nick's streams categorized. There's an excel sheet attached if you want to look at which streams went where. I'm sure there'll be minor disagreements about one stream or another, but for the most part it shouldn't throw off the averages by much. I've even given Nick the benefit by removing the count of streams without Rumble data from being included in the average. Without further ado, have the key for the table and the explanation for what qualifies streams for a particular category.

Spoiler: Sorting Rules

If Trump or Guns (Gun accessories, 2A etc.) shows up at all in the title or tags, it's Trump n' Guns
Religion & Family is self explanatory.
Law & Politics is anything not Trump n' Guns.
Degeneracy should be easy to spot, i.e. if Coomalot or Drex appears in the title.
Drama/Other is anything else with non-law guest features (Crigler) or anything specifically drama (Eric July & ISOM/KF & Null/Maddox/Monty).
Trial Streams are self explanatory.

FYI the placements are sorted by the highest average payout to lowest, since some categories are overrepresented.

2023 shows, unsurprisingly, that Trial streams really were the best deal, and those were just Murdaugh's and Schabusiness' trials. The rest shouldn't be too surprising, with Trump and TradDad content bringing up the rear. Removing the Trials, 2023 really was the year for Drama/Degeneracy to start pulling ahead.


In Current Year we find another story. Ignoring the numbers for now, Law/Politics streams and Trump 'n Guns streams are doing the best for him, just shows how effective Election Years really are for Politics streamers.

Keep in mind it's only 3 months in so the numbers won't look spectacular, but it's not a good sign of things to come. I'm now realizing I've been unfair to Nick, so let's see just those Q1 stats for 2023 to give 2024's numbers a fair shake.

Maybe I shouldn't have done that after all, 2024 is really, really bad looking Balldo Bros... at least when we combine the tables together we can see just how good things are going since the start of the Rumble Contract!



I'd ask every to pray for Nick but clearly anything to do with Religion is completely out of Nick's wheelhouse. Pray for the bulls that they may put Nick back on the path to profit. Also I feel like this is the actual work one of those Social Media Experts are expected to perform.