Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 53 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 72 33.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 24 11.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 66 30.3%

  • Total voters
    218
That man just reeks of desperation. That's why he is still hanging on to Nicky at this point. He thinks if he just rides it out he can make it bigTM. I still remember in the before Hedonism 2 times when he would fellate Nicky at any opportunity.
You can tell his envy is through the roof and he cannot see the people he surrounds himself in an objective light. He is one bad Lifetime plot away from a sudden realization. He is the dude that finally gets to live his dreams trope, but after some events and meeting some seriously "uncool" people decides nah... in his own way, he is just as much a snake. He's just not a python or anything... more like a little baby grass snake. Can be adorable, but it is still a snake with snake tendencies.

@polar bear MS PAINT snakey artwork in our future?
 
Nick's finances have always been somewhat shrouded, but there are signs of a curtailment. He bitched to ?Gosney? about not being able to take vacations like he wants. He hasn't traveled nearly as much. The truth will out over the summer when holidays are to be had--or not.

He has had an expense item clear up with the nanny quitting recently, so that might give him more.
Oh no! It must be rough not being able to take at least two vacations a month these days. That's pretty bad, but I don't know how he'd even survive not being able to go to the annual Running of the Bulls in Jamaica. I hope things work out so he can get the energii recharge that he needs.
 
A business analyst would see the $3.50 he makes a stream while having a minimal cost of $200 (whisky bottle consumed per stream), him trying to pass off half a million worth of bullshit as tax deductions and the 80%+ revenue drop from one year to the next and would ask for every single cent of his honoraries in advance before he even said "pull up!".
Generally, something is no longer considered a "business" where you can deduct everything business-related when it isn't done with the expectation of profit. I'm not sure what he's deducting (if he deducted literally every dumbass fag having a midlife crisis purchase he would put his "business" into not-for-profit territory).

You're generally allowed off-years, but eventually, if the last X number of years haven't shown a profit, you aren't doing it with the expectation of profit and different rules apply.

This isn't a legal opinion, it's an accounting opinion (and I am not an accountant) based on having engaged in an activity where while I previously have done something for profit (and higher profit than my actual job at the time) for several years, I now do the same thing, but not really expecting significant profit, and therefore can't itemize everything related to it as a business deduction.

To some extent, when you have income like this, you can fudge it fairly safely to some extent if you are careful with what you try to itemize, because you don't want to itemize to the point you're literally lowering your "profit" to the point you disqualify yourself from treating it as a business. People who do that are living in a fool's paradise.

If Nick isn't doing something like this, it isn't because he's virtuous or anything either, he might actually save himself trouble by just being such a lazy loser he doesn't even put in the effort to lower his tax burden.
Steve is actually an important public prosecutor of defender, irrc. He’s actually accomplished in his field and has an adult son. @mindlessobserver or @AnOminous might know, but he’s actually a proper go in front of a judge lawyer.
He's an Assistant Public Defender but at the appellate level, which is substantially more prestigious. He isn't just juggling a couple dozen crackheads and wife beaters through plea bargains, but taking cases that make precedent.

It's not the highest paying job you could have, but it's a couple steps above the "any idiot who passed the bar can do this" job. You have to know your shit.

He also has a pretty respectable publication history in academic legal publications.

Unlike most of LawTube, if he opined on a legal issue, particularly one within his bailiwick of appellate criminal law, I'd take it seriously.
 
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For those who are wondering, here is the will of Nick Rekieta's wealthy maternal grandfather Louis Walter Owen (Lou Owen), a codicil to the will, and an affidavit by the executor of his estate, Ty Beard, in PDF and image format.

This was already out there but this post should be easy to surface through the forum search function.

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He's an Assistant Public Defender but at the appellate level, which is substantially more prestigious. He isn't just juggling a couple dozen crackheads and wife beaters through plea bargains, but taking cases that make precedent.

More specifically, Gosney is responsible in his office for either the defense or the appeals of death penalty cases in several Florida counties.

It sounds like he for the most part has to prepare the cases alone, that he has several in the pipeline, the preparation takes a great deal of work and he finds it all very taxing and stressful.

This yeoman's work was the main impetus for Gosney "quitting" streaming and Lawtube a few months back.

But Gosney's personality is pretty flighty and it seems like he has a hard time committing to anything in black or white terms.
 
He bitched to ?Gosney? about not being able to take vacations like he wants. He hasn't traveled nearly as much. The truth will out over the summer when holidays are to be had--or not.
The phrase "like he wants" is the key. Didn't he say not too long ago that he thought streamers should be able to take at least a week of vacation minimum every single month?

This fucking loser was getting paid 6-7 figures and has the audacity to think he can take 1/4th of the year off NOT INCLUDING WEEKENDS while taking every opportunity to avoid working to the detriment of his dwindling audience and viewcount and still be considered an asset to a company like Rumble.

I hope they spit on your face Nick like you tried to spit on theirs.
 
He's made a video announcing his plans:


He wants to review the segments clipped by Elissa. He says he doesn't agree with everything that Nick is saying, but that won't be the focus. He also wants to go through Elissa's comment section because "some of these comments are quite nasty and I thought it would be fun to read what they say".

His Youtube comments are already filled with Nick fans and detractors warning him about "walking into a warzone with bad intel"/fighting among themselves.
Did gosney go to one of nicks balldo swinger parties and now nick has blackmail on him? It's either that or he thinks that doing a dedicated balldo guarding stream will earn him another 20 sales of his wine mom smut fanfic. Either way I appreciate the fact that he wants to continue this descent with Nick and attempt to gaslight everyone into thinking its normal. Should be interesting content.
 
For those who are wondering, here is the will of Nick Rekieta's wealthy maternal grandfather Louis Walter Owen (Lou Owen), a codicil to the will, and an affidavit by the executor of his estate, Ty Beard, in PDF and image format.
Since this is being brought up, I wanted to give a greater breakdown of old Lou and Peaches Owen. You may find Lou's obituary here. They seemed like remarkable people and reading their legacy spelled out by people who knew them just demonstrates how much of an unworthy inheritor Nick Rekieta truly is to their lineage.

Lou seems to have been a very accomplished individual, helping to found and eventually becoming President of Petrofac, an international energy company worth in the ballpark of hundreds of millions and commanding multi-billion year over year revenues. He and his wife, Alberta Marie "Peaches" Owen (deceased 2019) met in high school and married while in college at the esteemed Rice University. Both Lou and Peaches actively engaged in philanthropic endeavors throughout their lives, donating tens of millions of dollars to public works, the church, and in service of their charitable organizations.

When discussing his monumental wealth, Lou remarked the following: “We worked hard, but we didn’t do anything to earn what we ended up with. We’ll just give most of it back. We are our brother’s keeper, and we have to help each other every way that we can.” By all accounts, Lou appeared to be a soft-spoken, humble individual who cared deeply about his fellow man. Peaches appeared have a similar disposition towards charity, but with a more outgoing personality. Another choice quote from Lou on spending money on earthly items: “I guess I’ll always be poor, because I can’t do that, I can’t bring myself to spend money that way.”

Two particularly notable bequests come in the form of an apparently record-breaking $18 million dollar donation to construct the Christus Trinity Mother Frances Louis and Peaches Owen Heart Hospital, the only free standing heart hospital in East Texas as well a substantial donation to the St. Mary Magdalene Catholic Church in Flint, Texas, which has Peaches Hall named in their honor. As of 2023, the charitable Louis and Peaches Owen Family Foundation possesses around $14.5 million dollars in assets and expends over a million dollars annually towards charitable causes.

With regards to Nick's grandparents, the Christus Trinity Mother Frances Health System wrote, "Peaches' infectious enthusiasm and passion to help others will never be forgotten . . . the Own's family philanthropic generosity and compassionate desire to help the people of Northeast Texas will live on for generations." Bishop Strickland from the Diocese of Tyler, Texas described the couple as, "epitome of what we hope a Catholic family will be: committed, faithful and joyful in encountering all that life brings.”

Compare that to Nick.
 
You can tell his envy is through the roof and he cannot see the people he surrounds himself in an objective light. He is one bad Lifetime plot away from a sudden realization. He is the dude that finally gets to live his dreams trope, but after some events and meeting some seriously "uncool" people decides nah... in his own way, he is just as much a snake. He's just not a python or anything... more like a little baby grass snake. Can be adorable, but it is still a snake with snake tendencies.

@polar bear MS PAINT snakey artwork in our future?
At your service.
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This fucking loser was getting paid 6-7 figures and has the audacity to think he can take 1/4th of the year off NOT INCLUDING WEEKENDS while taking every opportunity to avoid working to the detriment of his dwindling audience and viewcount and still be considered an asset to a company like Rumble.
All while pumping out complete dogshit content, abusing substances, and cancelling constantly. It's unsustainable.

As far as I can see from Nick's dwindling audience, the only people who want this balding pervert talking about an industry he doesn't work in anymore are midwit boomers with no friends who just want to babble about inane politics. EVERY livestream vod of his still has a dozen comments like these:

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It's 50 year olds still whining about the Westboro Baptist Church protests from 20 years ago and people who unironically call themselves "John Adams" with a John Adams pfp. Who wants to foster a fanbase that's gonna be dead in a decade? He's become a glorified bedtime story reader for the elderly, at best.
 
In Current Year we find another story. Ignoring the numbers for now, Law/Politics streams and Trump 'n Guns streams are doing the best for him, just shows how effective Election Years really are for Politics streamers.
I'd say it more shows that he has completely converted back to doing those types of streams. I am still convinced he would be doing better doing IBS. Just to compare Nick to EVS. Nick on top and EVS on bottom. Of course EVS streams more but he regulatory gets more than Nick's 7 day total in a single stream.
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As someone who does watch a lot of political channels i can say it's still pretty sluggish. 2022 midterms killed any momentum a lot of political channels had been building and 2023 kept it that way. I assume it will pick up closer to election but right now it's nowhere like 2016/2020/2022.
 
Did gosney go to one of nicks balldo swinger parties and now nick has blackmail on him? It's either that or he thinks that doing a dedicated balldo guarding stream will earn him another 20 sales of his wine mom smut fanfic. Either way I appreciate the fact that he wants to continue this descent with Nick and attempt to gaslight everyone into thinking its normal. Should be interesting content.
Maybe he's got a pile of unsold Christian lifestyle books (with foreward by Nick Rekieta), and he's freaking the fuck out?
 
He went to tax collectors' houses--basically a cross between corrupt embezzling officials and loan sharks
Yeah it's actually worse than that. How Roman tax collection worked during that period was the provincial governor would hire private individuals to "collect taxes." The tax collectors would go and shake people down for as much as they could, and then be allowed to keep anything collected above the quota.
 
So what's happening is that there is a guy that wrote his law-porno-book, and he then shamelessly goes to shill his product on Rekieta's channel, in hopes that he will get some of Nicks' winemoms to buy the book and schlick the bean to it.
Joke's on him. Most of the wine moms are long gone.

I have a feeling Gosney might be waaaaay behind on Rekieta. He has been MIA for awhile. Rather than accepting the reality of who Rekieta has shown himself to be, he's thinking he can salvage this somehow.

I wouldn't criticize this if the focus were on how Rekieta is wrong, in a effort to get Nick to come to Jesus, but if he's trying and be the Ned Flanders version of CGoody, and chide Nick's critics, that's just lame. It reeks of trying to redeem Nick for Gosney's own benefit. It also won't work. Most of the critics aren't wrong.
 
Maybe he's got a pile of unsold Christian lifestyle books (with foreward by Nick Rekieta), and he's freaking the fuck out?
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Gosney is probably chasing popularity and clout through the balldo that he felt he didn't get with his real career. Now he's made a pact in coom and the sunk cost fallacy has begun because returning to pre-balldo obscurity is depressing to him.

Also this dude needs to give up on his hair, its embarrassing.
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I think it was after Nashville? One of the live appearances anyway, Gosney had attended and later on a stream brought up how gay balldoman gets after a few drinks and everyone at the time just laughed it off
You're right, I forget about how many homosexual events Nick has had. Definitely some stuff there that balldoman would gladly use against Gosney.
 
From steve gosney's currently live stream (reviewing his appearance on nick's stream)

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Cgoody has zero self awareness huh? :story:

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Gosney is probably chasing popularity and clout through the balldo that he felt he didn't get with his real career. Now he's made a pact in coom and the sunk cost fallacy has begun because returning to pre-balldo obscurity is depressing to him.

Also this dude needs to give up on his hair, its embarrassing.
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You're right, I forget about how many homosexual events Nick has had. Definitely some stuff there that balldoman would gladly use against Gosney.
iirc gosney had his own music band. i think he was sharing photos of his band from his younger days with vices (i think?) and i think vices recognized his band. so the hunger for clout and fame probably has always been there in him.
 
Stupidest move ever is for Gosney to address his appearance on Rekieta's show. If he is going to defend Rekieta's bad/heretical theology; he is in error.
If he finds Rekieta in error, theologically, Gosney himself is in error. He is to approach his wayward brother privately and in love correct him, and if that doesn't work, go to him with some sound Christian brothers or sisters and again attempt to reason with him.

However it goes down, it will be useless for all except we Farmers, who almost always benefit from Youtube lolcow shenanigans..
 
Stupidest move ever is for Gosney to address his appearance on Rekieta's show. If he is going to defend Rekieta's bad/heretical theology; he is in error.
If he finds Rekieta in error, theologically, Gosney himself is in error. He is to approach his wayward brother privately and in love correct him, and if that doesn't work, go to him with some sound Christian brothers or sisters and again attempt to reason with him.

However it goes down, it will be useless for all except we Farmers, who almost always benefit from Youtube lolcow shenanigans..
He just said on stream that he is gonna critique himself on how to be a better streamer. He has his own theology and doesn't want to criticize somebody else's theology. So for all practical purposes, nick is just a promotion platform for him...:really:
 
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