Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman was talking about his time in rehab in his discord and opened up about this banger

"idk if I told yall or not"

His Swiss cheese brain can't recall that he's told this story multiple times before.
From 11th of Jan 2024. Source here ~16 minutes in. This version of the story has a little more detail.

From 7th of Feb 2024. Source here ~21 minutes in. He was responding to this

I remember him mentioning it last year, but the transcription seems to have missed it so I have no chance of finding it.

Are we to believe that bossman didn't partake in the heroin? I bet this lil sweetie dipped into bossman's goods once he ko'd for the night, and road too close to the sun...

Watch the clips above and let me know whether you still believe Bossman was a heroin junkie.

 

[Andoxico]

Are we to believe that bossman didn't partake in the heroin? I bet this lil sweetie dipped into bossman's goods once he ko'd for the night, and road too close to the sun...

I dunno, addicts typically have a drug of choice and don't often mess around with other stuff. She probably just had some laced heroin or lost her tolerance while in rehab and took too much.

 

[Sneeds]

 

[Mobster Monitor]

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Life imitates art

 

[Sneeds]

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Life imitates art
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The soyjak clip itself

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

So do you guys think Eddie's "screw over Bossman switch" is merely digital, or do you think he has enough taste to have had a physical one rigged up? See if it was me I'd have one of those big red buttons with a plastic protector you need to flip up like you're launching a missile. Or maybe go old school and get a knife switch like it's a 50s horror movie and I can cackle maniacally while throwing it.

I suspect there are multiple switches and the Stake employees are all in on this evil, sick, so wrong scam, bro. I've already caught one dealer, in 4k, flipping the switch. Austin lost it all shortly after (HOOOW?!) and that can't be a coincidence. This woman (card counting bitch!) can't be the only one with access to the switch. I believe there is one under each table to activate the card count on Blackjack and magnet on Roulette. The originals might all be digital, although evil Eddie might have rigged up a giant lever for fun, like the Bond villain he is

 

[draggs]

There are two buttons

Eddie has a RAT push em

Onemakes Bossman win

One makes Bossman lose

Eddie doesn't even have to give the RAT any kind of reinforcement, it instinctively hits the win button twice and then the lose button 10x in a row. Smart RAT

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

Bossman was talking about his time in rehab in his discord and opened up about this banger
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This is (at least) the third time he tells this story. Crack-induced dementia is a serious issue it seems.

 

[The Last Cigarette]

The originals might all be digital, although evil Eddie might have rigged up a giant lever for fun, like the Bond villain he is
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Live Eddie Reaction

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman has escaped Eddie's evil switch by gambling on another account. With the tard luck reset, he was able to hit another 1000x on Plinko while Cecil wasn't watching.

Shockingly they didn't scam him even though they could've locked him out at any moment.

 

[Scuttlefuck]

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Please go back to your containment thread.

 

[demicolon]

What's the best AI service for generating photos of Austin cuddling with giant rats?

 

[Blackstar]

What's the best AI service for generating photos of Austin cuddling with giant rats?

https://civitai.com/models/181242

https://civitai.com/models/182137/bossmanjack-sdxl

 

[eatler]

What's the best AI service for generating photos of Austin cuddling with giant rats?

We also have an AI drawing recommendation board if you want to use that too.

 

[draggs]

Bossman has escaped Eddie's evil switch by gambling on another account. With the tard luck reset, he was able to hit another 1000x on Plinko while Cecil wasn't watching.
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Shockingly they didn't scam him even though they could've locked him out at any moment.

Bossman not felted by Stake so his mic decides to felt him instead

 

[BillTheButcher]

"idk if I told yall or not"

His Swiss cheese brain can't recall that he's told this story multiple times before.
From 11th of Jan 2024. Source here ~16 minutes in. This version of the story has a little more detail.
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From 7th of Feb 2024. Source here ~21 minutes in. He was responding to this
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I remember him mentioning it last year, but the transcription seems to have missed it so I have no chance of finding it.

Watch the clips above and let me know whether you still believe Bossman was a heroin junkie.

> "so many of my friends have died to drugs" He hangs out with people that have serious addictions.

> "one time i met this girl in REHAB..." He went to rehab for an addiction.

I'm not trying to be a smartass here, but what about this is suppose to convince me he wouldn't have drugs on him? Unless you were being sarcastic... in that case, you got me...

If it was serious, then id say basically what it comes down to is whether or not you think hes capable of lying (or at the very least deflecting the truth)?

 

[Barbenheimer]

Im glad I became aware of this dude via the Farms, I love watching him. Never been a big gambler so I can’t imagine at the very least taking 30%-50% of these wins and setting it aside, that way he could still gamble with the remainder and never just lose it all. The rage is a cherry on top

Though Ive only started watching him recently its only been clips of him winning/losing so I don’t know the full outcomes but does he ever walk away with actual profit on average? From what I’ve seen any big wins he’ll always lose over time because he just can’t stop testing Lady Luck

 

[Billy Bong]

Im glad I became aware of this dude via the Farms, I love watching him. Never been a big gambler so I can’t imagine at the very least taking 30%-50% of these wins and setting it aside, that way he could still gamble with the remainder and never just lose it all. The rage is a cherry on top

Though Ive only started watching him recently its only been clips of him winning/losing so I don’t know the full outcomes but does he ever walk away with actual profit on average? From what I’ve seen any big wins he’ll always lose over time because he just can’t stop testing Lady Luck

There's a reason he's a lolcow. The streams ends when he loses it it all, unless he's reached his depo limit. If so, then he goes off-stream and loses it all on another site. Enjoy the ride.

 

[East_Clintwood]

but does he ever walk away with actual profit on average?

Nope. Even when he does withdraw he just constantly redeposits until it's over. What little actual shit he has, like his gold/silver/stupid expensive graphics card etc I believe comes from spending some of his monthly Kick check before he can gamble it away.

 

[break these cuffs]

Im glad I became aware of this dude via the Farms, I love watching him. Never been a big gambler so I can’t imagine at the very least taking 30%-50% of these wins and setting it aside, that way he could still gamble with the remainder and never just lose it all. The rage is a cherry on top

Though Ive only started watching him recently its only been clips of him winning/losing so I don’t know the full outcomes but does he ever walk away with actual profit on average? From what I’ve seen any big wins he’ll always lose over time because he just can’t stop testing Lady Luck

Austin's brain is truly fried. He is the end game degen gambler propped up by having no bills and being a street performer on the internet. He's gotten some gold and silver, a bong, a 4090 4070super gpu, and some nigger shoes. Everything else gets gambled or smoked away. Someone will know just how much he's in the red. It's a lot. He'll leak or complain about it every once in a while and show that he's down ten thousand, maybe tens of thousands in a single month.

The "I know I'd put enough winnings away if I were him" mentality is exactly what Stake banks on from people who watch him. Gamble as much as BMJ and you'll get the squirts he does. By that time you're such an addict yourself that you'll never dream withdrawing that balance as you chase your losses.