Recent tweet replies, stolen shamelessly from an
Ovarite who already formatted them as text:
Here are a few more for your entertainment:
There’s no real importance of biological sex since most people haven’t karotyped their chromosomes.
JKR Reply (the original tweet that starts the series): Yep. I'm still amazed all three of our kids chose to gestate inside me, because I thought it was 50/50 they'd come to term inside one of Neil's testicles. By coincidence, my father never gave birth out of his balls, either. Random luck or ancestral curse? I doubt we'll ever know.
So weird. All three of my kids chose my uterus as well. Crazy
JKR Reply: What are the odds?! I can't believe we haven't been asked to make a Netflix documentary together!
One of my testicles is larger than the other and I fear I might be pregnant.
JKR Reply: OK, don't panic. It might just be bloated because your period's due.
The amazing coincidence of everyone gestating inside a womb since the beginning of time. What're the odds, huh?
JKR Reply: Whatever the odds are, they'll be a social construct.
So even though we have all girl parts, and have monthly cycles, get pregnant, give birth, go through menopause, we should still get tested to see if we’re really chicks? (GIF of confused person)
JKR Reply: None of that gross biological stuff matters. The only true test of a woman is whether she has magical lady feelings that make her submissive and cute and frilly and pink.
Where's your anime avatar? Do you even take selfies while pouting and wearing kitten ears? I despair.
My wife kindly carried and gave birth to our 2 children. I feel guilty for not offering. Must do better I guess
JKR Reply: Let us know how you get on. We're all rooting for you.
It’s just science. (Educational diagram of male genitalia with addition of a fetus labeled “Baby”)
JKR Reply: That's EXACTLY what I thought was going on. I spent nearly nine months talking to his genitals so the baby would recognise my voice.
J.K. are you able to insert yourself in the perspective of these people? I can’t make sense of it. I try to imagine the perspective of speakers, as to relate, and I can’t here. It seems like they jumped off in the deep end.
JKR Reply: My direct experience to date is that the people saying this kind of thing sincerely believe they're far cleverer and more sophisticated than the rest of us.
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Rowling talking about anime avatars: obvious proof she lurks kiwi farms
(pls don't look at my avatar, it's special and hand -embroidered)
