🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BlueArmedDevil]

But this restaurant is totally trying to be higher class and ralph is flexing it like it IS some sort of achievement.

You can take the wigger out of West Memphis but you can't take the West Memphis out of the wigger.

Ralph wouldn't know a high class restaurant if it bit him on the snout. I imagine being raised in poverty means that going to a restaurant where there's a wait staff is this big own despite the mid nature of the food served.

I doubt he could afford a meal at any michelin star rated restaurant anyways.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

This is just me, but if I had been brought to my knees by a Mexican Catholic like Fuentes, I wouldn't immediately turn around and start casting prayers to the Gods that said Mexican Catholics wiped out. Ralph just likes picking losers I guess!



Observe how Ralph is on his hands and knees during this encounter, which is the position he always ends up assuming during every fight he's ever been in. Ronnie taught him well!

 

[Braphamut]

He just wanted to find the xannie on the floor.

 

[Rage Pig]

Even the promos he cuts a boring as fuck, those 3 minutes almost put me to sleep.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph... Buddy...

You're reading your thread again.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

I'm amazed at how Deni always has that "I hate my life" look on every single picture. You would think that in her line of business she would know how to fake a nice charismatic smile. Then again maybe it's understandable if she can't even bring herself to even pretend.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

• Can't afford a trash can
• Can't afford a co-host
• Can't afford authentic wigger clothing brands
• Can't afford his two bastard children
• Can't afford to live in the country his daddy gave him
• CAN afford to rent the town bike on a semi-monthly basis to own broke-dick farms.

FIVE.
STAR.
DAYS.
BISH.

i don’t understand how going out with your GF every couple of months is anything like an own when you’re paying her for the Girlfriend Experience.

 

[Takodachi]

Graf pulled his user agent again for screen-capping Jarbo's tweet using Poast's nitter instance
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This is both equally funny and fucked up. If null did shit like this because some fat, retarded weeb asked him to, I would stop using the site.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph always sounds like he's still waking up. If he really wants to prove he's sober, he could show his pupils. Better yet speak in complete sentences while enunciating.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

It's the Xanax.

 

[There She Glows]

I'm amazed at how Deni always has that "I hate my life" look on every single picture. You would think that in her line of business she would know how to fake a nice charismatic smile. Then again maybe it's understandable if she can't even bring herself to even pretend.

It's because she has fucked up teeth. No hate, it isn't her fault she grew up poor in a third world shithole but you can tell from her always closed mouth expression in pictures that it's a grim situation in there.

 

[Um...]

what a nice turn-around! It's nice to see this rapist pig-monster thin,

You believe his bobble-head photoshops? The quad tits, gunt and chin fat are all still there.

and with his Pantsuela!

She’s not ‘his’ anything. She’s an escort he pays for whenever he can afford it (which is every other month.)
Here are Deni’s rules that Ralph must play by:
1) I’m not your ‘girlfriend.’
2) we can meet up IF you have the $$
3) keep my name out your mouth.
4) no pics. keep my image off your SM.

 

[Truly Rural]

1) I’m not your ‘girlfriend.’
2) we can meet up IF you have the $$
3) keep my name out your mouth.
4) no pics. keep my image off your SM.

5) we'll meet only outside and / or in public

 

[genericwhitemale]

Even the promos he cuts a boring as fuck, those 3 minutes almost put me to sleep.
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>he has a breathiliser on hand to prove the haters and gaylogs wrong
That's amazing. I can't wait until people start fucking with him to do it constantly.

 

[Pale Empress]

Even the promos he cuts a boring as fuck, those 3 minutes almost put me to sleep.
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What's going on with him around 1:45, 2:00, 2:20, etc (it happens a couple other times near the end), is he burping something up?

As an aside, a side-effect of Ozempic is acid reflux, not that I'm suggesting he's on Ozempic since he's still fat.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I love how he always shows off the breathalyzer and you can’t read it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So did he view the eclipse without protection like a real ralphamale or wear some faggy paper and plastic glasses like a bish?

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph promising magic. The only magic trick this pig knows is to impregnate a woman.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph wouldn't know a high class restaurant if it bit him on the snout. I imagine being raised in poverty means that going to a restaurant where there's a wait staff is this big own despite the mid nature of the food served.

I always wonder when Gunt does this exactly who he thinks he's impressing. Literal homeless people? I mean yeah I'm practically withering from jealousy of some dying fat man hiding out in a Third World shithole because he couldn't hack it in the United States. Even an illegal border hopper went in the right direction instead of fleeing to a worse place.

I'm just so jealous. I wish I too could *flips through cards* eat food.

I'm amazed at how Deni always has that "I hate my life" look on every single picture. You would think that in her line of business she would know how to fake a nice charismatic smile. Then again maybe it's understandable if she can't even bring herself to even pretend.

You know she's charging an asshole tax too.

 

[Raven-621]

Ralph promising magic. The only magic trick this pig knows is to impregnate a woman.

Not true, he made three marriages and two children disappear.