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He also made a entire tray of brownies vanish at some AF event, to the shock and
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>a suicide that the owner covered up for little over a half a year
>171 days = 5.62 months
Why are you so bad at this, fatty?
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With all the avocados Ralph has been eating, are we sure heās not a giant sloth? Have we been off base in calling him a piggy?
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Look at all this hating. Farmers just mad they aren't living that 5 Star Life
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I wonder what Jesus thinks of Ralph kneeling and praying to a pagan feathered serpent god at some place where disgusting brown cannibals danced around naked and cut out human hearts for blood sacrifice. "Pretzelcocktail! I call upon yew to smite all the aylawgz and strike down the mothers and grandparents of my bastards! I'd offer you Gator's heart if I was sure I could get away with it!" Very Christian behavior.
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Having been around on /k/ back in the day it would not at all surprise me if those brownies were made with semen in the batter. AF is far more gay.
Obscura539
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They are all different ruins. ChichƩn ItzƔ and Pyramid of the Sun, respectively.
Not to PL, but Iāve been to these places and as an average looking dude Iāve been approached by these types before. I think sheās looking more for a sugar baby situation. Ralph is definitely is one of her pay pigs.
Itās kinda crazy that a Mexican is hustling a fat American that is hustling retard neets that are hustling the welfare state that hustles everyone.
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Iām not trying to come off as condoning prostitution but it honestly makes sense (even if itās very sad upon closer inspection) that Ralph is paying this chick for the āgirlfriend* experienceā. He doesnāt really speak the language, he moved there not knowing anyone, and the wife + child he moved there with dragged up and left after he got to be too much for them. If he had even a basic conversational grasp of Spanish he probably could have had some similar arrangement with a local woman without outright engaging in soliciting prostitution (she probably would still be expecting a green-card-marriage type deal though). But we all know Ralph is too lazy and selfish for that; even if heās truly off the booze, heās still taking an absurd amount of benzos every day which makes him even more lazy and lifeless. With all the xannieberries heās still on, itās no wonder it took him two months to plan a āsabbaticalā where he *checks notes*ā¦went to a church, went to some Mayan/Aztec pyramids, went to the beach, and ate some food. More likely, it took him 2 months to e-beg for the $4-500 he spent doing that (cost of paying for Pantsuela may/may not be included).
* = they donāt have sex and they probably donāt even kiss, knowing the state of his oral hygiene. Itās like heās paying hundreds of dollars to be in a middle school tier āhey can we hold hands and hug eachotherā type of thing.
* = they donāt have sex and they probably donāt even kiss, knowing the state of his oral hygiene. Itās like heās paying hundreds of dollars to be in a middle school tier āhey can we hold hands and hug eachotherā type of thing.
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The .38 months were him blacked out on xannies so it checks out.
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The .38 should have been a Special then.
Um...
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a poor peoplesā ghetto beach. place is so depressing he couldnāt even find a pic worth taking.
so he just posted a closeup of his oversized melon head in front of the water.
His low-budget struggle vacays are getting more entertaining the broker he gets. Remember this one, in āone of the BEST neighborhoods in Messico City!ā
where he spent the whole time within 2 blocks of his hotel?
And ate more food!
(a charred hunk of meat and a plate of fries, BISH.)
I donāt even think it was that much. This was a broke bitchās vacay.
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I honestly don't understand why, unless forced, someone would get anything at restaurants that they can do a better job home for 1/4 of the price and far better hygiene.
Anyone over the age of 20 that can't do basic cooking should be euthanised.
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The biggest favor Ralph was ever granted was having someone rescue and care for his discarded and unloved daughter. How fucking embarassing and depressing. That pretty much tells you all you need to know about Ethan Ralph.
Katkis
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He should up his potato game, always fries like the burger king he is.
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They are definitely having sex.
Ralph wouldn't bother hanging out with her otherwise.
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Fucking idiot. Last time he defiled sacred ground, God sicced 2 British chaps on him. Can't wait to see what these pagan blood gods do.
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Gotta ask Pantsuela's butthole for a reference and do a swab of piggy's hole to see if there's any poop. We just might find Gonzalez's active tadpoles there too.
That was basically proof that God is real and alive, and he has vengeance. Let's see if the pagan gods are real.
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I'm not sure if you are referring to Ralph being an asshole, or Ralph accessing her asshole?
Rage Pig
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He announced watching the eclipse and doing a stream after that. No stream and no further activities on both twitter accounts.
That's highly unusual, Gunt's thirst for likes would have him tweeting pictures of the 5 star location from where he was watching the eclipse, with added cringe comments about pagan curses inflicted on his enemies.
What happened? Did the reality of him having to live the sad, lonely cat lady life for the next 6 weeks before he could afford another GF experience hit him too hard?
Someone posted on Twitter that he is following her IG, but she doesn't follow his - SAD! Simp!
Another possibility is that the fine citizens of Merida beat him to a pulp as soon as the eclipse darkness fell over the peninsula, robbing his phone, purse and dentures.
That's highly unusual, Gunt's thirst for likes would have him tweeting pictures of the 5 star location from where he was watching the eclipse, with added cringe comments about pagan curses inflicted on his enemies.
What happened? Did the reality of him having to live the sad, lonely cat lady life for the next 6 weeks before he could afford another GF experience hit him too hard?
Someone posted on Twitter that he is following her IG, but she doesn't follow his - SAD! Simp!
Another possibility is that the fine citizens of Merida beat him to a pulp as soon as the eclipse darkness fell over the peninsula, robbing his phone, purse and dentures.
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He looks like he's praying for Mewtwo to not break out of the pokƩball.
As well as Ronnie's cock.