🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 23 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 295 92.8%

  • Total voters
    318
I love how this useless cockhead couldn't be bothered to get married in a church, he STOLE from a church in Portugal because the cheap bastard couldn't be bothered to pay a dollar, doesn't get his kids baptised or anything, but he's happy as a pig in shit to get down on his hands and knees and prostrate himself before demonic heathen pagan gods in the hopes they will hurt people he dislikes. I'm pretty sure he's committing an eternal sin. Not that it matters to him, because he was never a Christian to begin with. It's just funny how he'll appeal to whichever deity he thinks he can get the most out of.
Yeah plus he’s fat!
 
I now have pictorial ebidence on why the Gunt went radio silent after posting his boring promo instead of doing the promised show.

2 days ago:
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Gunt following Deni's IG
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Deni not following Gunt's IG

1 day ago:
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Deni still not following Gunt's IG, but now Gunt no longer following her IG either.

What happened?
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Well, that's definitely better than the pigmonster.

Ralphabros:
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Ralph's relationship with her is like a WoW membership. Pay the monthly fee and you exist. Don't pay it, "who Ralph?"
 
It feels too perfect to be real but Ralph's life is a special one.

That said, I would love to know if Demi's market value tanked after getting GUNT stocks.

I was also hoping for Pigspawn No. 3. I just know the Ralphamale has it in him.
 
Imagine being so poor you can't afford an average Mexican hooker from a cartel controlled area who ends up choosing a dog over a pig.

MEDICAAAAARE has a big titty Asian waifu former cam girl that's still by his side/locked in a cage.

Just pitiful.
All the hanger-ons to gaygate turned out to be complete speds.
Bryan Dunn, Ethan Ralph, and I'm sure there's more of them.
The ones that left this dumb movement, namely Medicare and even Sargon of Akkad enjoy privacy and a stable streaming income.
Even Matt Jarbo is better off.
 
So mexican girls fuck dogs too, not pigs? That's speciest!
Does that mean Mexicans now count as white and therefore must be cast from the intersectional oppression tier list? Floating somewhere among the outliers such as Jews, Asians and non-woke black people? Lo siento Señora Blanca, chinga el perro, no bueno.
 
All the hanger-ons to gaygate turned out to be complete speds.
Bryan Dunn, Ethan Ralph, and I'm sure there's more of them.
The ones that left this dumb movement, namely Medicare and even Sargon of Akkad enjoy privacy and a stable streaming income.
Even Matt Jarbo is better off.
Even that being said I'm still surprised Ralph didn't try to shill the whole Gamergate 2 thing that hard. AI a couple of bullshit articles, beg for attention from that Grumz guy, maybe fling some shit at Brianna Wu for old times sake. You'd think it'd be a pretty obvious grift.
 
Even that being said I'm still surprised Ralph didn't try to shill the whole Gamergate 2 thing that hard. AI a couple of bullshit articles, beg for attention from that Grumz guy, maybe fling some shit at Brianna Wu for old times sake. You'd think it'd be a pretty obvious grift.
He spent all his time working on that epic Joshua Moon ownage tweet and doing pilled out rants to 8 people on a Russian streaming site
 
Maybe the donations were real since he's doing the rich nigga routine. Easily manipulated by kiwifarms to throw away money once again :story:
Even that being said I'm still surprised Ralph didn't try to shill the whole Gamergate 2 thing that hard. AI a couple of bullshit articles, beg for attention from that Grumz guy, maybe fling some shit at Brianna Wu for old times sake. You'd think it'd be a pretty obvious grift.
Ralph cannot do GG2 content because he doesn't play video games and has no interest in video games. Watching him trying to play tropico was the worst shit I have ever saw. If I didn't know who is playing I would say it's a child. Phil is better at video games.
 
Ralph cannot do GG2 content because he doesn't play video games and has no interest in video games. Watching him trying to play tropico was the worst shit I have ever saw. If I didn't know who is playing I would say it's a child. Phil is better at video games.
Although this is very true, it never stopped him before. Now that I think of it Zidan and Gator liked video games a lot though...
 
Ralph cannot do GG2 content because he doesn't play video games and has no interest in video games. Watching him trying to play tropico was the worst shit I have ever saw. If I didn't know who is playing I would say it's a child. Phil is better at video games.
That’s why it’s so great. I was laughing my ass off at him trying Elden Ring. Well half laughing and more yelling “how are you this retarded”. A damn shame we were denied a Harry Potter stream. Ralph could make easy money as a terrible gamer but the comments and criticism would kill him and destroy his ego. He literally lost in Civilization in the first few turns, I never even knew that was possible
 
Maybe the donations were real since he's doing the rich nigga routine. Easily manipulated by kiwifarms to throw away money once again :story:

Ralph cannot do GG2 content because he doesn't play video games and has no interest in video games. Watching him trying to play tropico was the worst shit I have ever saw. If I didn't know who is playing I would say it's a child. Phil is better at video games.
Not to mention nobody wants to be associated with him outside a few weirdos like Styxx.
Like who would he even talk to? Grummz? He hangs around the likes of Critical Drinker and Flash I think - why would he ever get near Ralph? Ralph is poison to anyone remotely mainstream.
All Ralph has left is his cats, some Mid Mexican escort (maybe?) and the voices in his head.
 
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