🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

What is the full backstory of Ralph hiring a Mexican prostitute to fuck his wife in the ass?

Ralph in dumb rage at his horse brought up a story about how a Mexican fucked Meigh in the ass.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

What is the full backstory of Ralph hiring a Mexican prostitute to fuck his wife in the ass?

It's likely something he just invented to embarrass Manduh when she left, but in classic pillroach fashion, he just wound up humiliating himself.

ETA

Here's the original clip from September last year

 

[Shush]

If this is a teaser for his autobiography, he needs to stick to streaming.

The Ralphamale is a renaissance man. Ralphastreaming, Ralphawriting, Ralpahareading. You name it he can do it and once Audible updates their que for new short stories, "Exilio" will take the world by storm!

Local copy for those who can't wait for the release:

 

[Rage Pig]

The Ralphamale is a renaissance man. Ralphastreaming, Ralphawriting, Ralpahareading. You name it he can do it and once Audible updates their que for new short stories, "Exilio" will take the world by storm!
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Local copy for those who can't wait for the release:
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His magnum opus is now available on Substack. He's really proud of this heaping pile of garbage and his tiny penis.

 

[porkWellington]

Isn't this the second journal entry Ralph's written this year he hasn't put on his site. Really gets that noggin joggin

 

[Rage Pig]

Isn't this the second journal entry Ralph's written this year he hasn't put on his site. Really gets that noggin joggin

The owner and editor in chief of TheRalphRetort.com is going to be a millionaire soon. A man with such talent and love for the written word has to use every available outlet for his roman à clé. His debut "Exilio" is just the beginning, the book is going to sell millions of copies.

 

[polar bear]

The owner and editor in chief of TheRalphRetort.com is going to be a millionaire soon. A man with such talent and love for the written word has to use every available outlet for his roman à clé. His debut "Exilio" is just the beginning, the book is going to sell millions of copies.
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I hope this is the beginning of new arc. Ethan lived a very colorful life and it's time for him to sit down, reflect and put it all on paper. Self-publishing through Amazon is quite easy from what I've researched, he should absolutely give it a go and share his deepest thoughts in a more sophisticated form. The world needs to know.

 

[AnOminous]

It's likely something he just invented to embarrass Manduh when she left, but in classic pillroach fashion, he just wound up humiliating himself.

ETA

Here's the original clip from September last year

You're just jealous you aren't an awesome Ralphacuck jerking off in the corner while paying a beaner with AIDS to fuck your wife in the ass.

 

[Fannyscum]

His magnum opus is now available on Substack. He's really proud of this heaping pile of garbage and his tiny penis.
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"Not quite Caesar shit, but I will take it."
He edited in some text to say that his relationship with Thinkspot didn't work out, but didn't fix "Argentinia"


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[Mr. Manchester]

"Not quite Caesar shit, but I will take it."
He edited in some text to say that his relationship with Thinkspot didn't work out, but didn't fix "Argentinia"
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That's too bad for Thinkspot and I'm sure they'll be kicking themselves when Ralph releases his greatly anticipated autobiographical thriller novel.

Ralph is you actually write a book I promise I wont steal it. I will straight up buy a copy. I will sit in front of a fireplace, sip brandy and read it like a classy gentleman.

 

[Burd Turglar]

That's too bad for Thinkspot and I'm sure they'll be kicking themselves when Ralph releases his greatly anticipated autobiographical thriller novel.

Ralph is you actually write a book I promise I wont steal it. I will straight up buy a copy. I will sit in front of a fireplace, sip brandy and read it like a classy gentleman.

I will only buy that book if it's at a book signing and I WILL have a tape measure with me.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I will only buy that book if it's at a book signing and I WILL have a tape measure with me.

Joke's on you. I'm going to steal the manuscript again. It will look great next to my author-annotated copy of Wilshire Boulevard.

 

[Elmo]

You're just jealous you aren't an awesome Ralphacuck jerking off in the corner while paying a beaner with AIDS to fuck your wife in the ass.

That's nawt true, if I had to guess, it was probably YOU who fucked Meigh in the ass raw with no condom!

What is the full backstory of Ralph hiring a Mexican prostitute to fuck his wife in the ass?

My guess is that since Ralph and Meigh had an open relationship, Ralph was either a) too fucked up on drugs and alcohol one evening when Meigh was in the mood, couldn't get his Memphis Micro to work and paid some Mexican guy that his hooker(s) knew to perform when he couldn't or b) too fucked up on drugs and alcohol and owed one of the hookers' pimps money and this was the result.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

That's nawt true, if I had to guess, it was probably YOU who fucked Meigh in the ass raw with no condom!

My guess is that since Ralph and Meigh had an open relationship, Ralph was either a) too fucked up on drugs and alcohol one evening when Meigh was in the mood, couldn't get his Memphis Micro to work and paid some Mexican guy that his hooker(s) knew to perform when he couldn't or b) too fucked up on drugs and alcohol and owed one of the hookers' pimps money and this was the result.

Your logic is horribly irrefutable.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

My guess is that since Ralph and Meigh had an open relationship, Ralph was either a) too fucked up on drugs and alcohol one evening when Meigh was in the mood, couldn't get his Memphis Micro to work and paid some Mexican guy that his hooker(s) knew to perform when he couldn't or b) too fucked up on drugs and alcohol and owed one of the hookers' pimps money and this was the result.

No way this happened. The open relationship on applied to Ralph he's way too insecure and controlling to let her go sleep with another man,

 

[Elmo]

No way this happened. The open relationship on applied to Ralph he's way too insecure and controlling to let her go sleep with another man,

Then it depends on whether or not you believe a fat, out of shape, winded, tired, on Xanax and tequila Ralph wouldn't just concede and say "Whatever, bish, if yew like Pablo so much...but yew ain't gettin' another 200 pesos from me!"

 

[porkWellington]

I'd like to find out what happened with Thinkspot and Ralph. Could it have been an alog insider who wanted Ralph to write some schizo shit? Or they thought Ralph's checkmark thought he was legit and thought they were getting something insightful till he posted that? I'll be disappointed if the world never finds out.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I'd like to find out what happened with Thinkspot and Ralph. Could it have been an alog insider who wanted Ralph to write some schizo shit? Or they thought Ralph's checkmark thought he was legit and thought they were getting something insightful till he posted that? I'll be disappointed if the world never finds out.

I bet it's because he writes like a fat retard with a baby carrot dick

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I'd like to find out what happened with Thinkspot and Ralph. Could it have been an alog insider who wanted Ralph to write some schizo shit? Or they thought Ralph's checkmark thought he was legit and thought they were getting something insightful till he posted that? I'll be disappointed if the world never finds out.

Most likely he wrote his Hunter S. Tardson post on spec. He conned a Thinkspot "editor" into believing Ralph was still the hard hitting journalist that ran the Killstream () and promptly DFE'd all evidence of his error once the editor saw what had been invited into his CV.

 

[BrainSand63]

No way this happened. The open relationship on applied to Ralph he's way too insecure and controlling to let her go sleep with another man,

I think it’s more likely that Ralph and DigiTroon are the only two people in this world with little enough self-worth to even consider laying with the pedo horse, making the problem self-limiting in a way.
Of course there is a third person that would do it, but even Meigh is out of Gaytor’s league.