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[Geraldine]

you are not 'boymoding' you are a 33 year old man and you need to fucking show up to work normal!!

Boy moding == trying to look normal but not trying very hard.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

I’ll never be a cis woman. I’ll never have a proper vagina. I’ll never be completely unclockable. I’ll always have transphobes being mean to me and making me feel awful about myself. I’ll always have to worry about being outed. I’ll never be able to just live a normal life like if I’d transitioned before puberty. I feel like I’ve ruined everything because of that. I’ll never know whether guys and my friends truly see me as a woman. I don’t know what to do, things really suck at the moment and I hate it.

Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped

You’ll never be a cis woman. You’ll never have a proper vagina. You’ll never be completely unclockable. You’ll always have transphobes being mean to me and making you feel awful about yourself. You'll always have to worry about being outed. You'll never be able to just live a normal life. You've ruined everything. You'll never know whether guys and your friends truly see you as a woman.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped

He is still nowhere near accepting reality, as can be seen from this line:

I’ll never be a cis woman. I’ll never have a proper vagina. I’ll never be completely unclockable. I’ll always have transphobes being mean to me and making me feel awful about myself. I’ll always have to worry about being outed. I’ll never be able to just live a normal life like if I’d transitioned before puberty. I feel like I’ve ruined everything because of that. I’ll never know whether guys and my friends truly see me as a woman. I don’t know what to do, things really suck at the moment and I hate it.

Men like this still can't accept that they will never be women no matter what, because that would mean that the evil TERFs were right all along. They just transfer all their fear and regret onto the fact that they didn't transition before puberty. Never mind that men are not exactly lining up to date Kim Petras and Jazz Jennings. And that even puberty-blocked MtF troons just end up as weird uncanny-valley eunuchs with lollipop heads rather than actual women. They can't acknowledge the fact that even early transitions fail, because acknowledging that means acknowledging that sex is immutable.

This displaced regret is one of the many reasons adult male troons push so, so hard for childhood transition and puberty blockers.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

He is still nowhere near accepting reality, as can be seen from this line:



Men like this still can't accept that they will never be women no matter what, because that would mean that the evil TERFs were right all along. They just transfer all their fear and regret onto the fact that they didn't transition before puberty. Never mind that men are not exactly lining up to date Kim Petras and Jazz Jennings. And that even puberty-blocked MtF troons just end up as weird uncanny-valley eunuchs with lollipop heads rather than actual women. They can't acknowledge the fact that even early transitions fail, because acknowledging that means acknowledging that sex is immutable.

This displaced regret is one of the many reasons adult male troons push so, so hard for childhood transition and puberty blockers.

Yeah but even with the men who transitioned before puberty that we have as evidence like Jazz and Kim, it still works. They will never be cis women, they will always be clockable, they will never be able to live a normal life, etc. You don't need the transitioning before puberty line in there because no matter when they transition the rest is true.

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

W/r/t TIMs supposedly getting lusted after by men all the time, consider this - women know that there's a lot of men who will interpret even the slightest bit of kindness as "she's into me."

Ipso facto.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

I understand if I get garbage cans for this one but w/r/t TIMs supposedly getting lusted after by men all the time, consider this - women know that there's a lot of men who will interpret even the slightest bit of kindness as "she's into me."

Ipso facto.

Consider this in combination with the possibility that the "catcalls" and trying to get into "her" pants are just dudes being dudes, making fun of an ugly tranny. They're laughing at him to his face and he's so self-centered and stupid he thinks they mean it.

 

[Jacques1194]

TIM is disappointed that no lesbian wants to date him even after surgery.He also accused a user of being a TERF when the user suggested he dates other TIMs.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Boy mode issues.
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Lots of answers. Must have scared him off.

My answer: Gag mini guillotine for chopping veggies. Dykes love it!

 

[SpookyObserver]

TIM is disappointed that no lesbian wants to date him even after surgery.He also accused a user of being a TERF when the user suggested he dates other TIMs.
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I should NOT be limited to queer spaces of which i will be avoiding because i want a real-- a lesbian woman!

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

Women who work blue collar jobs want to be comfortable while they work, safe while they work, and looked at as a coworker instead of a cute widdle girly girl because they're adults working a fucking job.

Could not agree more. Have worked very physical jobs and looking cute isn't on the radar. Durable clothing and protective gear no matter how dorky-looking is king. But maybe that's just my cis privilege of being recognizably female despite wearing muddy jeans, a hard hat, and a high-viz jacket.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Men like this still can't accept that they will never be women no matter what, because that would mean that the evil TERFs were right all along.

I don't think that's the main problem they have. I think these guys are looking at transitioning and themselves in a bimodal state of failure or success. So pass as female = success, do not pass = failure, kill yourself because that's all you'll ever be. It's black and white thinking and any possible avenue that they could have escaped from being a loser is what they're grasping on to. Truth is, they just need to go outside, get more hobbies, and improve themselves in skill and self confidence to actually feel not like a loser. It's hard when you're stuck in black & white thinking due to depression, anxiety, autism, etc. to change and realize it isn't only success or failure.

Could not agree more. Have worked very physical jobs and looking cute isn't on the radar. Durable clothing and protective gear no matter how dorky-looking is king. But maybe that's just my cis privilege of being recognizably female despite wearing muddy jeans, a hard hat, and a high-viz jacket.

There's women who maybe decorate helmets or wear pink work boots because they enjoy it, but they're being who they are and are confident enough to wear it. They're not doing it to be feminine, they're doing it because it makes them happy (and getting your coworkers to take you seriously in more traditional feminine decoration is a power move), not because they jerk off to it and not so people coo at how cutesy and girly they are.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

TIM is disappointed that no lesbian wants to date him even after surgery.He also accused a user of being a TERF when the user suggested he dates other TIMs.
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If he hadn't trooned out and instead lived as a faggy straight man he would have found a gf. But these dumb men are always making their life harder than it needs to be. He doesn't even look bad. He just doesn't look female.

 

[Nouvostonolion]

Boy mode issues.
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"I just want to be a cute and sexy girlie."
Blatant fetish! Enjoy the future divorce and inevitable suicide when your sex drive dies.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Light PL, My husband works on a blue collar construction site and said there is absolutely no gender shit going on with anyone
Kind of refreshing in a way. It’s like going back to the 90s

Yeah gendershit is seen as a joke in my experience.

his coworkers would likely give him shit forever for it.

The first time someone on his crew notices he's wearing something weird he's gonna get mocked to fuck all day and he'll never live it down.
Bro is dooming himself to always being known as "that fucking weirdo" or whatever nickname they come up with for him. And they will. Any women he works with are going to brutally mogg the shit out of him. And I can't see anyone else he complains to being too sympathetic.
When you're grinding your fucking knuckles to make a deadline before the next load comes in you don't really have time to be sensitive to some confused faggots delusions and dreams of being a cute anime girl or whatever the fuck he jerks off too.
Sick fuck.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Bro is dooming himself to always being known as "that fucking weirdo" or whatever nickname they come up with for him. And they will. And I can't see anyone else he complains to being too sympathetic.

I only worry he gets off on the blatant humiliation considering how he worded his post. Even then, he won't get too far.

 

[Wallace]

"I just want to be a cute and sexy girlie."

"And when I don't get what I want, it's injustice and I'm a victim, so society needs to change to suit me."

 

[Dromedary]

TIM is disappointed that no lesbian wants to date him even after surgery.He also accused a user of being a TERF when the user suggested he dates other TIMs.
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"horrendously outdated and outrageously ignorant"- I love how trannies desperately pretend that human sexual preferences and desires changed overnight like 5 years ago in recognition of trans rights and their majestic awesomeness. Even funnier is how this troon is yet another one who won't date other troons. None of them will, the idea horrifies and disgusts them! Then they're all, "Why won't real women date me?".

 

[Esmeraude]

First up is an L, but also might be autistic schizoposting. I looked through his profile and it was nothing interesting other than this, and a somewhat funny comment.



Meanwhile on Reddit, this gem made me laugh until I cried tbh.



The comments did NOT disappoint. I spent a solid hour looking at profiles to see if there was gold, and I found it. Let’s see what the True and Honest girlies of Reddit suggest

Great advice about being “creative and feminine”! He must be a passing Aphrodite.

Spoiler: “better luck next time, pal”

Another authority speaks up!

Let’s see what he gets up to on the rest of Reddit.





He just looks like a metalhead with pink hair LOL

 

[TyrasGuard]

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I used to be able to eat a quatro formaggio pizza in one sitting. I used to eat cornflakes with milk 2-3 times a week. I used to be able to eat sour cream with ZERO issues.

Around 2 months of E, I noticed I was bloated and heavy very frequently. After paying more attention, I noticed that I'm heavy and bloated half an hour or so after cerain foods. Foods containing lots of cheese or cream.
Fast-forward to 3 month later, I just had some sour cream and a little bit of cheese. I am miserable. I'm not sure which holes will it come out of later tonight, but I'm afraid it might come out with great pain and a little bit of blood.

Will I stop eating cheese? No!
Am I really upset about this? Yes!!!
Is it actually possible to get lactose intolerance due to E? SCIENCE DOES NOT KNOW YET BUT I AM ABOUT TO RELEASE COMPELLING EVIDENCE!

MAMA MIA! @Null 's worst nightmare!

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Hey All, looking for some advice on a difficult topic. I've come out to my family, work and some friends. I want to come out to all of my friends and anybody else who gives a shit by changing my name and photos on things like social media etc.
Thing is, my wife (cis), her grandmother died two weeks ago and it's her birthday this weekend. Therefore, she wants me to wait another whole week and two days for her family who may be sensitive right now. So this kind of leaves me in a half in half out situation. I want to just come out and recognise my truth but now I'm in a tricky spot. I want people to take this seriously and don't want people hearing about it and then still seeing my deadname and old pics everwhere.

Should I wait to give her family space or live my truth, even though it's a tough time for them?

"I don't want to make this funeral about myself but..."

 

[AssignedEva]

Not normally one to cross post, but this tickled me too much. My pet cow, Ollie "Abigail" Thorn (aka PhilosophyTube) has a habit of bragging about his amazingly exciting acting career (which is mostly very minor bit parts, or self-directed shorts that get no notice).

However in the replies, he basically acknowledges he gets cut out of most of the stuff he's in.

The reason he usually gets edited out of things is because he's a 6 foot 1 hulking manbeast with an embarrassing social media presence, a habit of behaving incredibly unprofessionally with regards to his contacts, low self awareness and also he can't act and insists upon a shrill falsetto.

"horrendously outdated and outrageously ignorant"- I love how trannies desperately pretend that human sexual preferences and desires changed overnight like 5 years ago in recognition of trans rights and their majestic awesomeness. Even funnier is how this troon is yet another one who won't date other troons. None of them will, the idea horrifies and disgusts them! Then they're all, "Why won't real women date me?".

Their typical get out clause is claiming that dating another trans girl triggers their dysphoria because it invites comparisons to their own body. Sex-based preferences for me, but not for thee.