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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Sicko Hunter said:
Are you really asking why a man who is 5'1" is wearing boots?
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He’s so broke he probably snagged them off the corpse of a dead sicario after being in the vicinity of a cartel shootout aftermath

“I KNOW THIS SUMBISH AINT GONNA BE WALKIN IN THESE NO MORE, CUZ NOW THEY BELONG TO THE RALPHAMALE! THANKS FOR THE FREE BOOTS, GAWDS PLAN BISH!”
 
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Nate Higgers said:
He’s so broke he probably snagged them off the corpse of a dead sicario after being in the vicinity of a cartel shootout aftermath

“I KNOW THIS SUMBISH AINT GONNA BE WALKIN IN THESE NO MORE, CUZ NOW THEY BELONG TO THE RALPHAMALE! THANKS FOR THE FREE BOOTS, GAWDS PLAN BISH!”
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They look like nig-knock offs of a pair of already shitty Timberland boots. Imagine buying these because you have lil' niglet syndrome and you're trying to impress a HOOKER.
 
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Tom Myers said:
He should go full western and get a pair of cowboy boots. YE-HAW! KILLSTREAM BABY! CAN'T ABORT RETORT!
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Shit dude in Mexico you could buy a pair of boots made out of almost any animal hide you can think of. The cartel types are very fond of their ostrich/alligator/emu/armadillo skin boots.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
Shit dude in Mexico you could buy a pair of boots made out of almost any animal hide you can think of. The cartel types are very fond of their ostrich/alligator/emu/armadillo skin boots.
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He should get the long toed ones so he looks like a Mexican Keebler elf.
YE-HAW!
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Texas Red Ralph :story:
 
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Nate Higgers said:
Shit dude in Mexico you could buy a pair of boots made out of almost any animal hide you can think of. The cartel types are very fond of their ostrich/alligator/emu/armadillo skin boots.
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I worked with a guy that wore gator-skin boots to work. What a putz.

He could get the gator skin boots then use it as a prop to dunk on Gaytor.
 
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P0LYBIUS said:
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Why does he think that looking like a petulant, ugly baby with a pacifier in his mouth is a good look? I mean he asked someone to take this picture, went into this retarded arms up pose and then looked at this picture and thought that it would be a good idea to post it on the internet so that everyone could see what an ugly manlet he is? How many levels of brain damage do you have to be on to come to such a conclusion? It's completely incomprehensible.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
Ralph, noooooo! You took so much Ozempic that you shrunk down to Beardson size!
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He looks much worse than with all his old mass. Obese homeless look was better than this. He also had matching character and mindset to go with it.

I admit I'd probably want to see what full rekieta thin Gunt would look like.
 
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