Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ginebra]

If you don't know even the basics, just boiling water to make Mac n Cheese is a daunting, alien cliff.

Sounds like a YOU problem.

I used to think it was just a total and utter skill issue thing, but given what might be the profitability of stuff like Factor and all those other shitty food subscription services as well as random comments I hear from zoomzooms about their paralysis with even just boiling water (Oh but how much and what pot? Oh but doesn't height elevation change the boiling point so how do I know if it works? etc).... I have to just wonder if choice anxiety, whatever chemicals in your waters, and the coddling in the west has just destroyed even the attempt to just boil water in an assertion of independent action. Combine this with how children generally inherit the values and choices of their parents and we have not just two degenerates, but what might just be seven in a worst case scenario.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Combine this with how children generally inherit the values and choices of their parents

When you're a kid and look at your dad weird when he's being racist with his friends on the phone and today you have surpassed the master.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Not all kids have the same interests, or families. My parents never taught me to cook- so I didn't learn until I was in college.
If you don't know even the basics, just boiling water to make Mac n Cheese is a daunting, alien cliff.

Plus, some of Rekeita's kids are around 3-6. If parents aren't feeding them or keeping snacks available, they cannot feed themselves. That's either complete neglect , or just kids taking advantage of someone being in the house often enough to be familiar. (Why the fuck is this weird asshole familiar enough to these kids for them to beg him for food?)

I refuse to believe that any of his kids have no idea how to even make mac and cheese. I remember even as a smaller child just by watching other my older brothers and parents how to do the basics of cooking. Put water in pot, turn dial until water hot and then put in mac. They will have to be actually retarded to be unable to do it on their own.

Just for reference, the youngest is about 7 or so and the oldest is closing in on 17-18, I believe. They are getting to the point where older siblings could watch younger (if they do not bicker) and cook some simple food. Nick has talked about his oldest being close to learning how to drive in 2022. There was also some kind of ?joke? about having Kayla do the teaching

 

[Spaded Dave]

it looked old enough to be permissible.

Instead of talking about butter dishes for the dozenth page, can we instead discuss how Null would fuck a teenager if their makeup game was on point enough to appropriately mature their appearance?

Spoiler: For the retards

Obviously a joke

 

[AltisticRight]

Instead of talking about butter dishes for the dozenth page, can we instead discuss how Null would fuck a teenager if their makeup game was on point enough to appropriately mature their appearance?

Or the time where Balldo showed he doesn't know what a hash is. I had to make a simple guide.



Balldo and his idiot friend Juju thought it had something to do with storing CP on the servers and comparing it.

TBD.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I refuse to believe that any of his kids have no idea how to even make mac and cheese. I remember even as a smaller child just by watching other my older brothers and parents how to do the basics of cooking. Put water in pot, turn dial until water hot and then put in mac. They will have to be actually retarded to be unable to do it on their own.

So when Ralph called Nick's kids a brood of retards, he was right? Maybe that's why Nick gladly accepted Dax the Cow's demands to make peace with him--he's long accepted the results of his broken sperm.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Balldo and his idiot friend Juju thought it had something to do with storing CP on the servers and comparing it.

I understand not everyone knows about computers, but when you're going to make very serious life-ruining accusations about somebody (CP related for instance), and it involves computers and tech stuff, at least know what you're talking about first Nicky.

I've seen so many people try and bullshit their way through these kinds of topics, and it's very cringe. If you don't know what this stuff means, then ask somebody that knows. Nobody will think less of you for trying to get smarter and ask questions. But trying to proclaim Josh had cheese pizza on his servers because of hashing, it was incredibly stupid then, and it's still stupid now.

But lets be real, aside from being bad at puters, the reason Nick assumed such a stupid thing was because he's still an emotionally battered ex-girlfriend that wants Josh to look bad, because he was so mean to him.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I refuse to believe that any of his kids have no idea how to even make mac and cheese. I remember even as a smaller child just by watching other my older brothers and parents how to do the basics of cooking. Put water in pot, turn dial until water hot and then put in mac. They will have to be actually retarded to be unable to do it on their own.

I mean they did have to ask their dad’s anal partner for spaghettos, a task much less time intensive than mac and cheese.

Given the ages of the kids I wonder how often they come in contact with clippers and Kino casino. They’re obviously raised by phones instead of parents.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I mean they did have to ask their dad’s anal partner for spaghettos, a task much less time intensive than mac and cheese.

Dude Spaghetti-Os are even easier than ramen - you can just dump the can in a bowl and microwave it if you want to be really ghetto about it. Even ramen requires more steps.

If they need help with canned spaghetti, to the point of asking Aaron rather than the eldest knowing how to do such a thing, then they were never even taught the easiest of easy. Nick's kids appear to have been raised like that of a single mom of 5-6 kids that throws phones/tablets at them, except they are in a full family that still lives together.

Nick, Kayla, you are failures.

 

[Anticipointment]

Just for reference, the youngest is about 7 or so and the oldest is closing in on 17-18, I believe. They are getting to the point where older siblings could watch younger (if they do not bicker) and cook some simple food. Nick has talked about his oldest being close to learning how to drive in 2022. There was also some kind of ?joke? about having Kayla do the teaching

Iirc the oldest is 15 & will turn 16 this year (summer?) They can get the learners permit at 15 but can only drive with an adult until 16. Depends on the state but I remember it as either take driving classes & get the license at 16 (if all classes are taken & passed, plus have X amount of hours driving practice). Without taking the training classes a person can apply to take the driving test written & practical, at 18.
The youngest is about 9 & 1/2 yrs younger than the oldest so is turning 7 this year.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

So when Ralph called Nick's kids a brood of retards, he was right? Maybe that's why Nick gladly accepted Dax the Cow's demands to make peace with him--he's long accepted the results of his broken sperm.

Nick leans into it too. Example:

Forgive me if this was already posted (the thread moves so fast) but Nick volunteered to have this instagram artist paint every family member’s eyes and the caption for every single one has them named as “Spawn #X.” [example reel]




I understand the need to keep his kids anonymous but calling your children “spawn” stops being funny after the first few times. (Also, yes, the artist is the one posting the captions, but this is clearly a Nick-ism.)

Wonder why Nick was so eager to volunteer for this artist.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Nick leans into it too. Example:

Forgive me if this was already posted (the thread moves so fast) but Nick volunteered to have this instagram artist paint every family member’s eyes and the caption for every single one has them named as “Spawn #X.” [example reel]

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I understand the need to keep his kids anonymous but calling your children “spawn” stops being funny after the first few times. (Also, yes, the artist is the one posting the captions, but this is clearly a Nick-ism.)

Wonder why Nick was so eager to volunteer for this artist.

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That is some weird narcissistic art to get done. I don't mind some abstraction in my visual art but that looks like something a serial killer would make of their victims.

 

[Harm]

Dude Spaghetti-Os are even easier than ramen

I checked and most of them are packaged in cans that have tabs to pull the lid off instead of requiring a can opener.



Judging by other posts, his youngest is around 7 years old. Your child is some sort of "delayed" if they're 7 years old and can't figure out this or a can opener.

 

[zyclonPD]

The household as it stands is the natural outworking of Nick and Kayla's decision to base their marriage on overlooking Nick's faults because he enables Kayla's insecurities by doing basic household tasks

Once you throw financial troubles into that mix it will tear the relationship apart at the foundation.

 

[daffodils]

Wonder why Nick was so eager to volunteer for this artist.

That's just Anna. Nick and her have streamed together, she has helped to get him unbanned from Youtube, and they did organize something at Anime Matsuri. Commissioning a bunch of her eye paintings is the equivalent of sending her a big superchat, which Nick does for all sorts of people. A couple of months ago he sent Aaron Imholte's co-host Johnny $500 as a joke.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

A couple of months ago he sent Aaron Imholte's co-host Johnny $500 as a joke.

I suppose when it’s daddy’s your grandparent’s money, you can piss away $500 to a fellow coomer/streamer.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick and Kayla are like one of those couples from the 50’s that Hollywood loves. The husband is secretly a fag and the wife is wack’d out on tranquilizers so she doesn’t have to face reality.

Also, I lurk in Sean’s server and someone posted these.

 

[Terrorist]

Something tells me THE ICONIC BUTTER DISH RANT won’t exactly be doing Carlin/Patrice numbers any time soon

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Something tells me THE ICONIC BUTTER DISH RANT won’t exactly be doing Carlin/Patrice numbers any time soon

On the other hand, I see the Butter Dish rant being a farms favorite for weeks to come.

 

[VidMasterEon]

Rekieta's butter "comedy" routine revealed how much of a similar path he is on to jim sterling

-get successful doing a gimmick
-decline with garbage your fans dont want (shitty wrestling/"comedy")
-aggressively push your sexual degeneracy on your audience