Skitzocow Steve Lightfoot - Geriatric madman blogging his insanity, pestering the public, and stalking a woman. Stephen King killed John Lennon and the U.S. government, Jews, Soviets and everyone else were of course all involved

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! · Apr 1, 2024

Update time!

Main Page Update

I DESERVE YOUR SUPPORT - I DON'T DESERVE YOUR APATHY; (News Flyer - Handout)

Steve once more threatens to move to Utah in Feb 2025 if Monterey doesn't step up to help him.
He tried to call into KSCO Radio on March 23, 2024 but was cut off almost immediately.
Apparently he was having success in 2022 with people supporting him, but they were all scared off when the police cited him twice for singing downtown.
It took two years of listening to The Beatles for Lightfoot to work up the courage to look into John Lennon's death.
He proceeds to lambast Paul McCartney for being a jealous douche and barely endorsing him live at Berkley on April 1st, 1990 (probably as a joke) and Yoko Ono for having him arrested in April of 1987 because he gave her his pamphlet of evidence of who really killed her husband.
He then goes on to explain how we're all to blame for everything bad since Lennon's murder.
Apparently he'll be switching up his protesting schedule so now he'll protest in downtown Monterey the first two Sundays of the month and then go to downtown Santa Cruz for the last two Sundays of the month.

Personal Life Updates

More ranting about politics.
He says that if the news reporter he's stalking perpetuates the lie of Mark David Chapman as the man who killed Lennon, he'll revoke his promise of a 1-on-1 interview.
Steve will be deleting a lot of his personal life updates as they make up most of his Golf Technique page, so I archived it again.
Lightfoot will be braving a 100+ mile trip to store his van outside of Monterey, and will hitch hike his way back with a sign promising to cover gas costs. He didn't give a definite date for this other than "in a few days".
He'll have to fix his big yellow van for $383 due to a suspension issue and then a few more errands.
Steve thinks Putin caused the Baltimore Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse via a cyber attack in retaliation for the shooting in Moscow.
Apparently his secret admiration's face language signals to Steve that she isn't a Deep State agent.
He saw a mixed race lady at a grocery store with darker make-up on and was sad she felt the need to appeal to the blacks like that.

SteveGoatman · Apr 1, 2024

You know, I appreciate his old school approach to being totally nuts, but I do get a bit weary of the Jewish angle. Like, you can rely TOO much on the classics for influence, ya know? You have to put your own spin on things. Why not pick the Hittites or Mongols are the secret master race pulling strings behind the scenes?

MovieBob's Psychiatrist · Apr 7, 2024

eatler said:
Do you think any of these radio sessions were archived? Sounds hilarious

I wish I knew. You might find them on archive.org maybe. Or bits and pieces on Youtube.

MovieBob's Psychiatrist · Apr 7, 2024

I think this Light-in-the-loafers Steven should really get himself a big, life-sized poster of Stephen King, put it on his wall, and masturbate to his heart's content; obviously he needs to vent out his psychotic homosexual obsession with Stephen King.

eatler · Apr 7, 2024

SteveGoatman said:
You know, I appreciate his old school approach to being totally nuts, but I do get a bit weary of the Jewish angle. Like, you can rely TOO much on the classics for influence, ya know? You have to put your own spin on things. Why not pick the Hittites or Mongols are the secret master race pulling strings behind the scenes?

No because the Holocaust was an inside job perpetrated by the Jews to make good German citizens look bad. THE WORLD MUST KNOW!

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! · Apr 8, 2024

MovieBob's Psychiatrist said:
put it on his wall

He doesn't have one. He currently lives out of a van, but I think he could put a poster in there.

No main page update again, but a really long account of his journey to drop off his other van.

Before he begins his story, he calls out McCartney on his weak support of him at Berkley.
He start his trip by falling and cracking a rib at a gas station.
The barely taken care of van unsurprisingly only makes it to the highway until he needs to call AAA and gets towed 100 miles.
After dropping it off, he somehow gets back to Monterey in one day via hitch hiking, costing him a grand total of $38 and a couple hours of walking. He considered staying the night at a Denny's and harassing patrons to help him as they left.
Everyone who helped Steve got subjected to his insanity.
He starts lambasting his former van storage lady for being a meth head who damaged his van and left booby traps for him when he got back.
As he laid in his van for the night and watched a special about Jesus, he realized he was literally him.
He shows a glimmer of self-awareness by commenting on his recent deletions and musing on how he's merely screaming into the void, only to immediately go back to talking about his conspiracy theory and the need to spread the truth.

MovieBob's Psychiatrist · Apr 10, 2024

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
He doesn't have one. He currently lives out of a van, but I think he could put a poster in there.

No main page update again, but a really long account of his journey to drop off his other van.

Before he begins his story, he calls out McCartney on his weak support of him at Berkley.

He start his trip by falling and cracking a rib at a gas station.

The barely taken care of van unsurprisingly only makes it to the highway until he needs to call AAA and gets towed 100 miles.

After dropping it off, he somehow gets back to Monterey in one day via hitch hiking, costing him a grand total of $38 and a couple hours of walking. He considered staying the night at a Denny's and harassing patrons to help him as they left.

Everyone who helped Steve got subjected to his insanity.

He starts lambasting his former van storage lady for being a meth head who damaged his van and left booby traps for him when he got back.

As he laid in his van for the night and watched a special about Jesus, he realized he was literally him.

He shows a glimmer of self-awareness by commenting on his recent deletions and musing on how he's merely screaming into the void, only to immediately go back to talking about his conspiracy theory and the need to spread the truth.

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I hated John Lennon so much - a woman-beating, money-grubbing utter hypocrite ("Imagine there's no money"), I wish Stephen King HAD been to one to assassinate that overrated rock pig. I'd have more respect for King if he had done it. Regardless, the world is better off without a breathtaking PHONY like Lennon in it.

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! · Apr 14, 2024

Where In The World Is Steve Lightfoot?

Steve hasn't posted on his website at all since the last update post. Looking through Monterey news, there's nothing on his death either as far as I've seen. Hopefully he returns soon, because I'm not sure how long I can continue without his ramblings.

Here's a video of his last appearance at the Monterey City Council meeting from April 2nd, 2024 as payment for lack of content. Hopefully more updates soon.

RandyAcolyte · Apr 15, 2024

For a paranoid schizophrenic he's pretty good at using paragraphs. He has a few rambly wall of texts, but unlike other crazies he actually pushes enter every so often.

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! · Apr 22, 2024

RandyAcolyte said:
For a paranoid schizophrenic he's pretty good at using paragraphs. He has a few rambly wall of texts, but unlike other crazies he actually pushes enter every so often.

About that...

Main Page Update

Yeah, he goes on a really long rant.

We are all so stupid and spineless that we are responsible for everything wrong period dot and everyone knows Steve is right and we're all just so evil we won't do what needs to be done and execute Stephen King.
The D.O.J is being used as a weapon against Trump to steal the 2024 election. He then goes into how Trump must step on the toes of Nixon and Reagan because they were Russian plants, citing Nixon coordinating the shoot down of the leader of the John Birch Society's jet by Soviet MiGs.... Also, Russia did 9/11.
In this vein, the Soviets also killed Kennedys via Nixon.
Steve invokes his avenging angel again and hopes that it causes more bad things to happen to Biden just like it caused Travis Kelce to lose his Super Bowl ring in a bowl of chili.
Lightfoot believes he could be the Second Coming because he thinks God sends the human race saviors every 100 years or so. The government apparently knows this to and tries to assassinate every single one that gets sent down.
Despite this all, Steve doesn't believe in religions at all and thinks they're just tools to control people. He immediately then says his last name being Lightfoot is another piece of evidence he's the Second Coming.
Allowing Stephen King to continue molesting kids just like he was convicted for in 1992 in Belfast, Maine is us asking for another extinction level meteor to kill us.
Apparently Steve got on KABC radio and had a confrontation with Henry Kissinger weeks before he died. He's also such a radio nuisance that stations across the country have changed policy just to avoid him.
He closes with another very kind call to action.

Personal Life Updates

April 15, 2024

He starts by tell the woman he admires to not push him on details about his conspiracy because that's pushing back against the truth like another newscast he had a crush on did in 2021.
Apparently he got some hearing damage and a shitty dental job when he tried saving 5k on dental work. He's upset enough with the results that he'll be switching dentists.
Apparently it was the yellow van that got moved out of the county. It's in a field by a ranch house or something.
Steve shows signs of wavering on his plan to move to Utah as he says he thinks he can exorcise both Monterey and Santa Cruz before his deadline of Feb 2025.
He goes on to analyze his crush's eyebrows, his rib healing (probably improperly), and goes full Iudea delenda est. His social security pay out also increased.

April 17, 2024

Steve blames his being a Pisces on why he's so adamant about her not bringing up Mark Chapman in their hypothetical interview.
He actually gets really angry in this message and threatens her with the news networks losing all screen time from him and her losing his affection. He also is still upset about a time he mailed her tapes and she didn't write back.

April 20, 2024

Steve got into a fender bender in his remaining van.
Apparently he got Judy Woodruff to quit PBS after he told her how phony the documentary on Mark Chapman they were doing was.
Lightfoot shows some more self-awareness when he says he'll need years of therapy once his truth is spread.

April 16, 2024 Monterey City Council Meeting

Steve starts hating on the public (again).
He then moves on to lambasting Paul McCartney, including doing a bad impression of him and saying the death of his wife, his subsequent divorce, and his failed music career since his shout out at Berkley was karma for his Jealousy of Steve Lightfoot.
He starts going through one of his magazines on the podium. It's such an old looking thing, and I'd love to post a scan of it here one of these days.
He ends it by admitting he hasn't had sex since 1995 and that he's disgusted with the human race for letting Stephen King get away with this.

eatler · Apr 22, 2024

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
He starts going through one of his magazines on the podium

What magazine was it?

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
In this vein, the Soviets also killed Kennedys via Nixon.

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
Nixon coordinating the shoot down of the leader of the John Birch Society's jet by Soviet MiGs

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! · Apr 22, 2024

eatler said:
What magazine was it?

It's Steve's own conspiracy theory magazine / pamphlet. From the images on his site, you'd think it wouldn't be so yellow when printed. Could just be a really old copy he has.

Dire Dire Cocks · Apr 22, 2024

"The Russians did 9/11" is like the final frontier of the whole "EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS A RUSSIAN BOT!" shit that libshits do.

Nicholas II of Russia · Apr 22, 2024

Russians doing 9/11 is a new one. Literally never heard it before.

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! · Apr 23, 2024

Dire Dire Cocks said:
"The Russians did 9/11" is like the final frontier of the whole "EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS A RUSSIAN BOT!" shit that libshits do.

Nicholas II of Russia said:
Russians doing 9/11 is a new one. Literally never heard it before.

Mind you, when he says Russians he also means Soviets because he thinks the USSR still exists and he also thinks that the U.S. government fostered a false collapse of the USSR so it could continue on in secret. He's blamed 9/11 on the Jews and the U.S. government before, so I'm sure he's just pulling the Russians in to it because he hates them and also blames them for killing Lennon and maybe they did something recently to anger him.

No, don't ask how an international collaboration between super powers to destroy Americans will be stopped by killing Stephen King; a man who's basically a pawn to said powers in Steve's own conspiracy theory. I don't think he has actually explained how that'll play out. It's magic and it'll just work.

Dire Dire Cocks · Apr 23, 2024

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
also blames them for killing Lennon

Mark David Chapman never said anything about Russians or Russia. Lennon never said anything about Russians but he did make a song called "Back in the U.S.S.R." which is a parody of Chuck Berry's "Back in the U.S.A."

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! · Apr 23, 2024

Dire Dire Cocks said:
Mark David Chapman never said anything about Russians or Russia. Lennon never said anything about Russians but he did make a song called "Back in the U.S.S.R." which is a parody of Chuck Berry's "Back in the U.S.A."

Yeah, but Nixon and Reagan clearly were Soviet puppets and were used by them to arrange Lennon's murder by Stephen King and have Mark David Chapman take the fall. The evidence is clearly in hidden codes in the newspapers and magazines printed at the time.

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! · Apr 30, 2024

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
Apparently Steve got on KABC radio and had a confrontation with Henry Kissinger weeks before he died

I actually got this one wrong. He got into an argument with Kissinger weeks before Nixon died, and he believes this argument on the radio killed Nixon. Anyways, update time!

Main Page Update

Steve is having issues with a company named "Peacock" blocking sales of his magazine. This is clearly a ploy by the U.S. government to stop him from spreading his truth.
In order to counteract this, he encourage people to call him on his personal cell phone, contact him at his email, or mail him.
He absolves everyone who buys his magazine of all criticisms towards the public on his main page.

He edited his really long rant with even more long ranting.

Steve goes into more depth about his decades of radio call-ins.
This includes a recap of a recent call to Coast-To-Coast radio where the host, Tom Danheiser, recognized him immediately despite having his number hidden and using a fake identity.
He also scared the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern into not taking callers for a month when he first arrived in New York in 1992.
Lightfoot calls another Coast-To-Coast host, George Nori, a Nazi and a Jew one sentence after another.
He goes back to more proof of him being the Second Coming, such as winning a poker game when he was 12, being born on the same day of the testing of the hydrogen bombs at the Bikini Islands, and of course his avenging angel stories.
More humanity is doomed stuff. Big rock hit Earth, you already know.
Some railing against Paul McCartney for his 1990 shoutout.
He edited the part where he said he had to leave the computer to remind us we're all very corrupt and he would not have sex with us.
More ranting about Tom and another call to Coast-To-Coast where he displayed a staggering misunderstanding of electric vehicles and hoped Elon Musk was listening.
He concludes by saying he must be a great singer because people always give him more than a dollar for his busking (when they actually do give him money).

Sir, a second attempt on Steve Lightfoot's life from his brothers has occurred. Well, more like a plan for it, anyways.

Steve begins with recounting his brothers' first attempt on his life with a .22 rifle when he was 16.
He then asserts that due to recent behavior of his middle brother, they've hatched a plan to kill him by luring him out to Mesquite, Nevada under the guise of asking him to coach his middle brother for a golfing competition.
Lightfoot talks about a call with his brother the night before posting this where it ended with a lot of venting about how Steve ruined his brothers' early lives.
Steve then doxes his brothers to ensure his own safety by naming suspects 1 and 2 in the case he dies an unnatural death.
Despite all this, he doesn't believe the government put them up to trying to kill him. However, he thinks the feds could try to use them in the future.
Steve goes into their reasons for wanting to kill him, such as their decades long grudge, their inability to top his finding of the truth of John Lennon's murder, and knowing that when he becomes famous their deeds will be exposed.
He ends it by redirecting this "Cain's spirit" towards Monterey's public, which is trying to kill him out of this same shame of their deeds which include getting him fired from over 50 jobs because of his website van.

Personal Life Update

April 29, 2024

Steve shows he's still keeping very close tabs on the woman he's stalking by commenting on her recent vacation to Italy.
He talks about an incident that happened last month where he was left running screaming to his van after the computer in a San Jose library shut off and lost his entire website update.
This miraculously led to his singing becoming so good it brought a tear to his own eye.
His hearing recovered too, which is nice.
He then goes into his brothers' murder plot and how being humanity's savior isn't glamorous.
More kissing up to his crush to end it off.

Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! · May 6, 2024

Update time!

Main Page Update

Steve updated a bit on his brothers' plans to kill him.

Steve's advantage from early in his life was being breast fed from a farm girl from Montana which gave him a better brain and made his brothers jealous by being smarter.
His brothers also fear his avenging angel, which Steve has no control over and is automatic in its bad luck causing.
The woman he's stalking is 20 years younger than him.
The Kennedy murders caused the drug boom in the 60s, not The Beatles.

Trump's bad luck in his court predicament?

Biden's son, Beau, was killed by Steve's avenging angel after Biden's second attempt to kill him.
Trump's current issues in court are caused by him being against the students protesting against Israel.
Trump is also possibly responsible for Steve's court troubles in 2019 and 2020 and Steve's reason for thinking this is that Trump was president at the time so he must've had a hand in it.

Like the Berlin Wall, Israel, too, will fall.

Imam Steve (PBUH) is happy the American jihad against the Jewish menace has begun.
He believes that the establishment of Israel was a plot by the British and Americans to kill Muslims and continue the Crusades.
Steve's final solution to the issue is to scatter the Jews out of the Middle East.
Reminder: Jews were the main peddlers of the Mark David Chapman cover-up.
The Jews are also working with Moscow.
Stephen King is also a Jew.
Despite all of his hatred for Jews, the Jews need Steve to become famous so he can broker peace between them and the Muslims because he's the ultimate peace bringer.
The protesting students should parade around Lightfoot's cause and website to add real teeth to their movement.
What turned Steve off from sex, and the reason why he hasn't had sex since the 90s, is that the last woman he was that intimate with was a Jew that was divorcing her husband and callously taking him to the cleaners.
In the end, Steve still thinks 90% of Jews are good people, but for other races it's like 95%.

Police crackdown on the protestors;

Steve has had 100-200 police encounters throughout his life.
He believes the troublemakers at the student protests were government agents in disguise.
Jared Kushner is a Jewish spy trying to puppet Trump, who Steve believes can still wake up to the JQ.

Personal Life Updates

May 2nd, 2024

Steve spends the entire thing trying to sweet talk his one-sided love.

May 3rd, 2024

Steve urges the woman he writes to not take more Covid vaccines and refers her to Wayne Root of KSCO radio who apparently knows how to remove the spike proteins.
The American government did something in 1955 to lower life expectancies so they don't have to pay out more on Social Security.
Steve sent more tapes to her, which are suspected at this point to be tapes of him singing.
He will repaint his van from yellow to flesh-tone because people think his website on the side says "lemonmurdertruth.com".
He tries more flirting and it gets really uncomfortable. As in "nice ears you have, my love" uncomfortable.

So, I have to ask everyone for something.

WHO IS STEVE LIGHTFOOT STALKING?

What we know so far:

She's a newscaster.
She's at least 50 years old.
She's married and has kids.
She has longer hair right now.
She has recently been on a trip to Italy.

If anyone is willing to help in this search, it'd be appreciated. I've looked at local newscasters in Monterey, but no dice so far.

UncommonParlence · May 7, 2024

Wow. This guy is the new fed smoker. If fed smoker was a non babyfucker killin' non-police destroying murder mobile driving crusader for the truth. Well... he DOES have a lennonmurdertruth mobile. And he does fight for what his schizo mind interprets as the "truth". Either way he's a genuine establishment fighting American badass.

In this video he accuses his neighbor of shooting at him and subsequently a group of children. He's convinced they're tampering with his water(tried an true common schizo delusion) and that they do not have a deed to their home. It's an interesting insight into how his maniacal uber delusions function.

https://youtu.be/2k8UH3Al1Iw?si=k-B6wizXVRq83RWu

This guy is the real deal. This was from the youtube account linked in the op. It's definitely FULL of golden schizo "truth".

You don't have to archive his channel but it would be greatly appreciated. I will do it myself as soon as I get the time.

It really needs someone to sift through it for the good stuff because the majority is brain bleedingly banal and boring.

Honestly it's just begging to be made into a found footage documentary. The kind of opportunity an autist dreams of.

Skitzocow Steve Lightfoot - Geriatric madman blogging his insanity, pestering the public, and stalking a woman. Stephen King killed John Lennon and the U.S. government, Jews, Soviets and everyone else were of course all involved

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