Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Happy Camper]

He's tweaking out on some sort of stimulate (meth) and drinking to the point of him always fidgeting around and looking deeply to the corners of the room and ceiling. He's a mess.

Pretty much what I expected. I know there was speculation about him apparently looking at something but I guess the easiest answer is the most likely one. Like you said, he's just a complete mess.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The Rekietas remind me of the living version of this meme, except Nick drives a shitty mustang and his wife doesn't cook.
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Part of that was women going through miscarriages and postpartum depression and getting a pill to totally fix everything, trust me 10% of the time it works great. The issue was that our understanding of that was fucking shit then and marginally better now. Nick’s wife did go through a bunch of miscarriages so the faggot could have his trust fund payout, but I still kinda see her in a poor light.

I used to volunteer at a rehab facility/ retirement home and some of those old mood stabilizers and anti-depressants 100% fucked old women up. Usually old men go first mentally due to men marrying younger typically, but women who had been on that shit for 30-50 years were worse off for it. It makes me wonder how the current generation is gonna fuck up women as they get older. There’s evidence that birth control can make women psychotic and that our water systems aren’t great at filtering it, also a conspiracy that it’s causing increased stillbirths in boys in the womb.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

A bit out of the loop but has anyone figured out for sure what the corner and ceiling demons are for sure yet or are those still just mysterious byproducts of Nick's alcoholism? Just curious from the MATI, sorry if this gets asked every five minutes.

There is someone in the corner for at least some of his streams. The identity of the person is not known. It's got to be a real person though because, among other reasons but this is the strongest, on one of the streams there was noise like from a phone in the corner which stopped immediately without any intervention from Nick.

Nobody asked but he HAS to bring up how well his marriage is going. Curious.

His insane raving Tweet would have people asking about how well his marriage was going if he still had any viewers who cared enough to both subscribe to his Locals and check his Twitter.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

>Nick has been TRYING to convince diddler Dax Herrera to do a podcast with him.

This is like the idubbbz and anisa podcast arc?

"due to external influences the locals chat has been less and less popular"

Should himedall and elb share credits?

Nick hasnt dumbed down enough to start seeth ranting about the chat logging but starts coping about it while the chat does the seething for him and asks dumb questions like "why not just delete the chat within 24 hours?!" "why hasn't rumble stepped in?!" "isn't logging the chat illegal?!"

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Brendan Schaub is a better stand up comedian than Nick Lekieta.

 

[BrainSand63]

I’m not a feminist by any means, but why is the faggot who gets fucked in the ass by a balldo trying to put women in their place? It comes across pretty silly.

 

[Harm]

"Man who spends more time tweeting about food than feeding his own children" is a strange marketing gimmick, but maybe Nick's onto something here.

 

[Strix454]

I’m not a feminist by any means, but why is the faggot who gets fucked in the ass by a balldo trying to put women in their place? It comes across pretty silly.

Its part of Nick's dream of being a comedian. His buddy Aaron of Steel Toe does this kind of "comedy" as a big part of his shows and after several weekends with Aaron living in his house, Nick suddenly started doing this woman hater stuff.

Nick's problem is that he doesn't understand how jokes work or how to tell jokes. He has this idea that just saying something is funny. Or being offensive as if he were on radio 20 years ago is something shocking to an audience these days.

Or else its that after his experiences with Aaron around the house on the weekends and licking Aaron on stream, Nick is now full-blown gay.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Or the time where Balldo showed he doesn't know what a hash is. I had to make a simple guide.
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Balldo and his idiot friend Juju thought it had something to do with storing CP on the servers and comparing it.

TBD.

I understand not everyone knows about computers, but when you're going to make very serious life-ruining accusations about somebody (CP related for instance), and it involves computers and tech stuff, at least know what you're talking about first Nicky.

I've seen so many people try and bullshit their way through these kinds of topics, and it's very cringe. If you don't know what this stuff means, then ask somebody that knows. Nobody will think less of you for trying to get smarter and ask questions. But trying to proclaim Josh had cheese pizza on his servers because of hashing, it was incredibly stupid then, and it's still stupid now.

But lets be real, aside from being bad at puters, the reason Nick assumed such a stupid thing was because he's still an emotionally battered ex-girlfriend that wants Josh to look bad, because he was so mean to him.

It was a party line put out by Juju, plain and simple. Nick knew full well what he was implying.

- @Himedall All-seeing Waifu (resident honorary ceiling cat) through some manner of wizardry not yet revealed

I am in Nick's walls.

I am actually excited to have LOCALS streams to summarise again. The cope and seething is sweet.

In this update, Balldo types like a real houston nigga and pop star Lady Gaga. It's aids. It has to be aids.
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I get a night off from logging and the cow provides milk in form of a locals exclusive stream. Everyone wins.

Reset easy. I am ready for this!

A few highlights:

Nick got to tell people off in his life for 'ruining his schedule'

The interview shows, masculinity show, and religion shows are COMING to LOCALS in May. Also pre-recorded content and maybe having 'help' with this content and maybe partnering on some of these.

He will do minimum 14 LOCALS shows per, but NOT after the main show

Nick was trying to get LOCALS to partner with him on something but they said 'No'

A very clear denial of the divorce speculations.

A long tangent on the logging of chat. LOL1

Will Sean be covering this like he did the last Rekieta Zoom hearing?


His first stream on Locals in about two months right? What a deal that subscription is.

God I hope Sean does. but he probably won't...

For his subs, he seems to have peaked at ~230 after starting at ~150. ̶S̶o̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶$̶1̶k̶ ̶U̶S̶D̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶t̶h̶,̶ ̶a̶m̶a̶z̶i̶n̶g̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶u̶p̶.̶ If he does more LOCALS content, I am interested to see how those numbers run.

ETA: It has since been determined this was NOT an exclusive stream, so not all those watchers were paying,

Nobody asked but he HAS to bring up how well his marriage is going. Curious.
He's notes that he gets more sick when he drinks less and that being sick is preventing him from drinking...as if he acknowledges people watch him to see him drunk.
He claims that he got to bitch out at the people who have been fucking up his schedule and he's happy about being to stick it to them.
Someone chatted that he should just admit he doesnt want to stream and hop off. Now he's on a copingsplanation.

He should just give up on pretending he does not read the thread.

EDIT:

LMAO! His schedule is clearing up and he is TOTALLY getting more time to do shows!

He also claimed that he gained the 10 pounds he wanted to, but he lost them again in the last few days!

He is also saying the 5K g(r)ift is coming!

This must have been cope constipation....

 

[Chug Smuckle]

What are the odds that Nick is going to misunderstand April's case and argue as if it was a defemation case? He seems to be doing that alot, almost asif it's on his mind constantly.

 

[AnOminous]

I’m not a feminist by any means, but why is the faggot who gets fucked in the ass by a balldo trying to put women in their place? It comes across pretty silly.

Because he's retarded. He doesn't grasp reality, such as the basic fact that he is an anorexic faggot whose skeletal nature by itself makes him completely incapable of speaking for masculinity, because he is obviously a queer and a skinny little dying dude.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

1. Caught a viral infection.
2. Past the temperature stage.
3. Everything in his mouth is swollen.
4. Might have a show tomorrow, maybe.
5. He's in great health.
6. Very stressed though.
   1. Many personal issues.
   2. Not getting divourced tho.
   3. Relationship is in a super great spot.
      1. He stays on this for awhile.
7. Problem with being "semi-serious" online.
8. "It's hard to do a 3 hour show at night, lately, because "muh schedule got fucked".
9. THINGS ARE LEVELING OUT, but he got sick tho.
10. He had a 104 Temp. (He's learning.)
    1. He's the first guy to ever have a fever.
11. He drinks sweat tea, cream, and vanilla. What the fuck.
12. "When I drink less I get sick more."
13. Muh school year, muh people in my personal life; they're fucking the schedule.
14. Chatter says he seems uninterested in doing the streams.
    1. That's not true.
       1. He's just old.
       2. He's starting to not give a fuck about telling people anymore.
15. It has gotten so god damn irritating to be told what you think and feel and they're wrong.
16. He's old now. He doesn't have time now.
17. He WISHES he could explain.
18. Schedule. Resources. Schedule. Economics.
19. He had planned starting in FEBRUARY to do trial streams.
    1. He doesn't know anymore. Doesn't know if he can cover anything.
    2. He might be able to do one soon
    3. He doesn't know what tho.
20. He WANTS to be doing the show.
21. He sent a text the Joe, he wants to interview him.
22. This sickness is slightly better than Covid.
23. He lost the 10lbs he gained back.
    1. He's stuffing his face full of food.
24. He has guests inline for his interview show "Direct Examination".
25. He hasn't talked to anyone, barely talks to parents.
26. The stress and clutter is going away.
27. No crazy travel plans.
    1. He wishes tho, he LOVES traveling.
    2. Might visit parents.
    3. Might do a live show or hook up with someones live show.
28. Starting May 1st, Local streams are making a come back.
    1. They won't be at the end of Rumble streams...automatically
       1. No one was joining late at night
       2. Wasn't bringing people to rumble.
       3. If he drank too much it was a mess.
    2. There will be, AT LEAST, 14 locals shows.
    3. Anything he wants them to be.
    4. He plans karaoke.
       1. He has a full setup, you know.
    5. Hang outs.
    6. Cooking streams.
    7. Hot tub streams.
29. He needs a new phone mount for his mustang.
    1. for super pre-recorded def not live mustang shows.
30. He has TWO podcasts he wants to do.
    1. Locals only content.
    2. Weekly or bi-weekly theology show.
       1. Exploring faith, not instructional.
       2. Interviews, all sorts of people about faith.
    3. Manhood.
       1. Not someone who has answers.
       2. Interview heavy as well.
       3. What IS masculinity?
          1. IS it valuable?
          2. Is something NEW replacing it?
             1. He's not sure!
       4. Neo-masculine movement.
       5. Dan Carlin said how men were so different in ancient greece.
          1. Seems to have inspired him to do this.
       6. "Are men always supposed to have this capacity for violence? If so, how do you explain Japan?"
31. He's trying to convince JuJu to do a podcast project with him.
    
    1. Doesn't know if it'd be locals.
32. Rambling about someone he wants to interview.
    1. On the list before he stopped talking to people.
33. Locals has fallen by the wayside.
    1. Not blaming anyone for that.
    2. Sorry.
       1. He lacked capacity besides the bare minimum of shows he had to do.
34. Due to some "external influences", the live chat became less popular. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
35. Locals was BUILT around the live chat.
36. May be acquiring assistants.
    1. Work on merch.
    2. show ideas.
    3. stuff.
37. The acquiring assistants is MAYBE stuff.
38. The podcasts ARE coming. The shows too.
39. They're actual things that are here.
40. Slurps his drink into the mic like a faggot.
41. He's considered hosting "debate style shows".
42. No way to "fix chat security".
43. No way to stop people seeing what you post online.
44. A chatter asks "does locals not care about its supporters?"
45. "Isn't it illegal to record a chat!?" Chatter question.
46. No longer has to do the Rumble flip, can do it w/e.
47. Thinking about turning Youtube into VOD content and trial livestreams.
48. People paid him to travel and visit them, talk about business plans, and then never followed through.
49. Rumble would be the main live streaming platform.
    1. Trials on both.
50. ALGORITHIMS!
51. Stressed in life.
52. He has lost track of his lawsuit.
    1. He wants it over.
    2. IF he wins, it'll be funny.
    3. It won't matter though.
       1. He can't take anything of Monty's
53. He SHOULD be streaming the "normal", hopefully starting tomorrow.
    1. He can't promise tho.
    2. Feels like it should be.
    3. 11-2
    4. Tues-Fri is the goal.
       1. Assuming he can do it.
54. He's tired of being in bed.
    1. Sleeping 18-20 hours a day since last thursday.
55. He's in good health you guise.
56. He's not getting divourced.
57. Not dying.
58. MOAR guests.
59. Whoever qualified for the 5k Gift WILL GET IT...when it goes.
60. Doesn't know what people think he misrepresents.
    1. Can't always tell you.
       1. It's other people's shit.
61. Not having a sixth child.
62. Everything his kids do is, at minimum, 10 miles away.
63. He only streamed for a minute to cancel his show, because he actually planned to do that show.
64. Fun streams coming back.
65. He's going to show us his schedule one day to show us.
66. He drives 20 minutes for a 30 min activity.
    1. Almost has another driver.
67. It's going to be GREAT once the school year is over.
68. Says he can speed in his mustang to relieve stress.
69. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're out.

For his subs, he seems to have peaked at ~230 after starting at ~150. So he is clearing $1k USD per month, amazingly, not counting those who did not show up. Amazing... If he does more LOCALS content, I am interested to see how those numbers run.

I'm not sure about this. Does it count viewers? Because I was viewing, obv, and I don't pay.

 

[Shagedan]

The face of a man who definitely gained/lost 10lbs in 4 days, is in perfect health and not dying of alcohol-induced AIDS

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm not sure about this. Does it count viewers? Because I was viewing, obv, and I don't pay.

I assumed he was making it supporter-only, but that is because 'exclusive' was in the title and he said a few weeks ago he wanted to do a video or stream for 'supporters' to explain his schedule and plan moving forward.

Want to bet that he just forgot...?

ETA: Just checked, and my sub lapsed too... LOL! Never noticed when I changed cards. So I guess he was giving this out for FREE... Ignore the implications about active, paying supporters. My old fuzzy estimate of under $2k USD per month still stands. This is not a data point for anything except viewers who will show up.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's problem is that he doesn't understand how jokes work or how to tell jokes. He has this idea that just saying something is funny. Or being offensive as if he were on radio 20 years ago is something shocking to an audience these days.

But it's so FUNNY and WEIRD to starve your own kids to death to the point they have to beg your gay lover to microwave them some Spaghetti-Os. That's totally how rich families live.

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[Happy Camper]

There is someone in the corner for at least some of his streams. The identity of the person is not known. It's got to be a real person though because, among other reasons but this is the strongest, on one of the streams there was noise like from a phone in the corner which stopped immediately without any intervention from Nick.


His insane raving Tweet would have people asking about how well his marriage was going if he still had any viewers who cared enough to both subscribe to his Locals and check his Twitter.

Well I'm back on the hype train hoping to find out what kind of horrific nonsense this will end up being. Thanks for the reply!

 

[Harm]

1. Anything he wants them to be.
2. He plans karaoke.
   1. He has a full setup, you know.
3. Hang outs.
4. Cooking streams.
5. Hot tub streams.

This was his masterplan for Locals that he hyped up? Doing the laziest content possible? "Hang outs?" What?

He's considered hosting "debate style shows".

Literal nigger's first livestream? That was his big idea? "Let's do what people with 3 viewers do, except drunk."

 

[Strix454]

"When I drink less I get sick more."

I think there is a technical medical term for that. Alcohol withdrawal something or other? I forget.

 

[Pelican Bones]

But it's so FUNNY and WEIRD to starve your own kids to death

Oh, give me a break. There are plenty of calories sitting around the house in half empty bottles.

 

[Captain Manning]

It was a party line put out by Juju, plain and simple. Nick knew full well what he was implying.

That Null is a pedo? Yes. Or at least that Null was accumulating and storing CSAM, in contravention of Federal law.

I think everybody picked up on what Nick was doing there.

Another party line from JuJu was the idea, also repeated by Nick, that Null made the accusation that Chris-Chan had sex with his mother out of whole cloth.

Never mind the fact that Janke recorded Chris-Chan admitting it, and the state of Virginia charged Chris with the offense, before taking too long to actually prosecute him.

Disingenuous lying faggots. Both of them.

I think he repeated both of those accusations in the same hot tub stream, but it might have been two separate ones.

What are the odds that Nick is going to misunderstand April's case and argue as if it was a defemation case? He seems to be doing that alot, almost asif it's on his mind constantly.

Perhaps he'll claim, without evidence of course, that the citing officer "sucks little boy cocks."

But it's so FUNNY and WEIRD to starve your own kids to death to the point they have to beg your gay lover to microwave them some Spaghetti-Os. That's totally how rich families live.

Oh, give me a break. There are plenty of calories sitting around the house in half empty bottles.

They're not French though. Or Russian.