Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

The face of a man who definitely gained/lost 10lbs in 4 days, is in perfect health and not dying of alcohol-induced AIDS

He gains and loses 10lbs by just lifting the bottle and then downing its contents.

 

[Harm]

Disingenuous lying faggots. Both of them.

I remember too that shortly before he went full "Null deserves the wall for his CSAM hashing project" he tried this with a more restrained lie. People don't even mention it anymore, but Nick tried to deflect Null's issues with Drexel by claiming Null was upset that Drexel said years prior that Null had "soft eyes." It wouldn't surprise me if even the thread regulars had forgotten that doozy of a lie.

It's interesting that once his first attempt to deflect failed, he went immediately to "AHHHH YOU'RE SECRETLY A PEDOPHILE!"

This is Nick's playbook. He did the same thing with Eric July, by throwing things against the wall against him. The difference is Nick can pretend he scored some dubs against Eric July (something about a fence on the north side of the property? idk, the details bore me and most everyone). With Null, Nick has to completely ignore Null even exists and the last time he referenced it was his "I WON'T BE EXTORTED" bullshit from December. At least Null will never had to endure a Sean style struggle session.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Here is what Nick said in LOCALS chat.

Spoiler: Nick in Chat. New and Old copes he has been giving sporadically for the last few months.

 

[Father Balldo]

Wow! Judging by the Locals stream things seem to be back on track for ol' Nick! Incel prudes HATE him. Another Karen Farms L incoming? You've definitely earned a nice stiff drink, Nick!

 

[Harm]

Here is what Nick said in LOCALS chat.


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Spoiler: Nick in Chat. New and Old copes he has been giving sporadically for the last few months.

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Oh, so he's switching to organic corn chips? I can't wait to see how smugly he can eat them.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

How long has he been sick? Who has 'normal' fevers for more than 2 days?

I had jungle mosquito turboaids fever (Dengue) a couple weeks ago and I still had less days of fever this month than Rekieta did (and lost less weight too!)

Yeah he's either genuinely dying or the streaming cuts an unacceptable amount of swingin' time.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick was trying to get LOCALS to partner with him on something but they said 'No'

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"Nobody needs to worry about my agreements. They're all good."

Of this, I have no doubt. Especially if they don't exist.

 

[Chazzed Up]

If he goes this route, he's gonna get the Beauty Parlor chicks, and the frequent posters from the official KF man-hate thread on his ass in this thread.

That could be... uhhh... interesting.

Nick's scorn is not worth being upset about. He's a gay man that hates women on a fundamental level. I don't take what he says personally. I think his lore is too long, complex, and largely boring to attract thread tourism anyway.

 

[zimzam88]

Weekly or bi-weekly theology show

Too good to be true, too bad he lies about everything and never does what he says. That could be some good content.

Manhood.

The thought of Nick Rekieta doing "Manhood" streams is hilarious. He should do streams about how he's such a great father too, maybe a cooking stream on how to prepare spaghettios.

 

[Space Pope]

He claims that he got to bitch out at the people who have been fucking up his schedule and he's happy about being to stick it to them

Is this in reference to his kids or Aaron and April or those neighbors of his? I really hope he's not yelling at the kids after starving them and making them lick the last bit of the butter from the handleless butter tray.

What was the organic content? The gay hot tub streams? Sticking bottles in his ass?

Will Sean be covering this like he did the last Rekieta Zoom hearing?

We can only hope.

I reiterate my prediction that Nick will get her a plea deal that would be exactly the same as if she had represented herself and taken the 20 minutes to go meet with the Court Hearing Officer. She will get a continuance with dismissal where she pays "court fees" instead of a fine. If she doesn't get another moving violation in 6 months or a year, it won't go on her record.

Nick will use this as proof he's a great practicing lawyer and gets to dab on all the losers at Karen Farms and people like Eric July.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick giving us more advice and yet to state why he no-showed. I don't think his shift back to the redpill grift will work as well as he hopes. He burned a lot of bridges and there is tons of ammo to be used against him.
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What does this even mean? It makes no sense to me.
"Acrylic nail pricing and moon phases?" What?
Edit: Asked someone, she said it's a period joke, and a really unfunny one Amy Schumer would make.
Balldo, women consider your humour to be that of a fat landwhale's. How sad.

"Slam a cake pan on a counter to remove air bubbles?????" Wtf, did someone slam a his head against the wall? Because that didn't remove any holes from his brain.

 

[Chazzed Up]

What does this even mean? It makes no sense to me.
"Acrylic nail pricing and moon phases?" What?
Edit: Asked someone, she said it's a period joke, and a really unfunny one Amy Schumer would make.
Balldo, women consider your humour to be that of a fat landwhale's. How sad.

"Slam a cake pan on a counter to remove air bubbles?????" Wtf, did someone slam a his head against the wall? Because that didn't remove any holes from his brain.

Talking about moon phases when he's the one that's told stories about wandering outside at night naked to take a piss, like the werefaggot that he is.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's scorn is not worth being upset about. He's a gay man that hates women on a fundamental level. I don't take what he says personally. I think his lore is too complex and largely boring to attract thread tourism anyway.

You might not understand. I am not talking about just any women. For a while now, Null has been encouraging more TERF participation on the Farms. He's been doing this as a counter to MtF trannies (read: men) taking over feminist forums elsewhere with their "girl penis" bullshit.

Moreover, we've already seen a significant amount of thread tourism thanks to regular updates posted in Happenings by the likes of @Balldo's Gate and @AltisticRight.

Anyways, the people I am talking about live to shit on people like Nick and the things he's been saying. They are feminists, afterall.

On the one hand, them shitting all over the things Nick is saying about women as of late could be pretty funny.

On the other hand, I hope they realize that the thread is well beyond the point where most people are willing to give Kayla much benefit of the doubt anymore.

Nick will use this as proof he's a great practicing lawyer and gets to dab on all the losers at Karen Farms and people like Eric July.

I don't think anybody here will be be impressed. It's a fucking traffic ticket.

The only way he might blow anybody anyway here is if the thing were tried on merits and he actually won. That would legitimately be a first for Nick. He has had dismissals, plea bargains, and losses, but no acquittals.

Edit: Asked someone, she said it's a period joke

Yeah. There is or was a theory, since largely discredited from medical research, that a woman's menstrual cycle is dictated by the phases of the moon. That's where he was going with that.

 

[Chazzed Up]

You might not understand. I am not talking about just any women. For a while now, Null has been encouraging more TERF participation on the Farms. He's been doing this as a counter to MtF trannies (read: men) taking over feminist forums elsewhere with their "girl penis" bullshit.

I know what you mean, I was more trying to say that I think the Nick situation is too much of a slow burn compared to lots of easy low-hanging fruit incels/pedos/manosphere types. Comparably other sektur people like Ralph, Dick, and JF are more misogyny-oriented anyway and are associated with actual violence against women.

In any case I don't think this thread would tolerate being derailed by gender sperging for very long.

 

[potatoflopper]

Nick got to tell people off in his life for 'ruining his schedule'

Wouldn't suprise me if the people he told off were his kids. Edit ninja'd by space pope lol

 

[AltisticRight]

Yeah. There is or was a theory, since largely discredited from medical research, that a woman's menstrual cycle is dictated by the phases of the moon. That's where he was going with that.

Rich, coming from Balldo since his orifices are bleeding everyday from excessive alcohol consumption.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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Do you find my wife attractive mr negro?

NO. She looks horrible, and physically has more in common with the mannequins at my local JCPenny than with people.

I think his lore is too long, complex, and largely boring to attract thread tourism anyway.

His lore... boring? Hey you take that back!

Nick's downfall gives me Anakin Skywalker "Revenge of the Sith" (Balldo edition) vibes and it's great - throwing it all away because of lust for an older guy in Texas, and feeling obligated to obey Dax, ultimately destroying his friendship with Josh. It's too perfect.

 

[daffodils]

Starting May 1st, Local streams are making a come back.

This whole Make Locals Great Again campaign is his attempt to get back to a steady income independent of superchats. In the unlikely case that he gets it, he'll be right back to 22/23 style months-long vacations and surprise date nights.

Relationship is in a super great spot.

He's the only man I know who constantly volunteers information about how much he loves his wife.

Many personal issues.

Definitely not related to his wife, though. That's why he needs to check on her midstream during virtually every show since January.

"You gotta check on the house, you gotta check on the kids, you gotta check on the lady... I don't like this break, I don't... but I got kids with early morning activities... I got a wife I gotta make sure she's OK... she's... alone at night... and I know... 'You've always had this schedule'... but were older now, we're different... people you've been with... their wants and needs change... and to be candid about it, their wants and needs changed a little while back... and maybe you had a bunch of excuses for why you didn't change... and maybe those excuses sounded good in the moment *licks bottle* but you learn... oh, you know what, that was just bullshit language for 'it's easier'... I will never ever put a show, a job, or anything above my family, I won't"

Manhood.

Oversaturated grift where you at least have to look the part. Good luck, Nick.

Planning two or three wildly different shows on top of the first show you don't do is exactly the sort of scatterbrained overreach and overconfidence you'd expect from someone who regularly dips too deeply into stimulants.

Locals was BUILT around the live chat.

Locals chat was where the biggest retards in his audience were running wild and alienating people who signed up to support him after his Youtube ban.

 

[Kheapathic]

The thought of Nick Rekieta doing "Manhood" streams is hilarious. He should do streams about how he's such a great father too, maybe a cooking stream on how to prepare spaghettios.

Unironically, he'd fit in with what passes as a manosphere podcast these days; they're all some sort of "Men are in crisis, women are fucking stupid, be a sexual degenerate." They all seem to want to rep themselves as some sort of Genghis Kahn, but I'm pretty sure the only one who'd be half decent in a fight is Tate, and that's because he actually did professional fights; the rest of their shit is more preening and peacocking for other dudes. Nick may be on the lower end of the scale, but the content is right up his alley.

 

[Maude Snew]

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He looks worse than Spoony and his nipples got super infected.