Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 65 30.7%

  • Total voters
    212
It appears as if Rekieta is regularly breaking the family rules. He isn't finding time to live, laugh, or love.

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Will he show up drunk? Will he play and do his intro? Will the ceiling cats be there with him? The corner demon? Will she just sit next to him this time instead of across the room? This has the potential to outdo the Patrick Tomlinson court recordings where he almost slipped up and childed the judge several times. "ThaT did noT occur, ch... judge."

Hey what's up Judge, I'm Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota. Due to a serious personal issue, I can't do the pre-trial hearing today. [looks to corner]

Is there any way we can reschedule to a different time? I don't have the capacity to do a hearing today. [bottles.wav, looks down] DAMN IT!

My April is very busy - the month that is, not my client [looks to corner] ..... But my May may have some time.
 
It's a thing, but you don't slam it. You pick it up a couple inches and drop it. I rarely see it done with cakes, but I'm no professional baker so I don't know how common it actually is. It's a necessity if you're molding chocolate or gummies though.
I usually just tap the thing like a normal person, but then I suck at baking. The last time I made chocolate brownies, I made fucking cookies instead because I set the damn a-log oven to 300 minutes instead of 30 and only remembered after nearly an hour.
Maybe I really should have slammed the thing, like Ricardo and Romaine slamming Our Wife.

stateless steel so definitely no microwave for that bad boy.
🍺 :really: >Just the way I like it, no state so no one can STOP me from putting on the balldo.

This settles the butterdish debate.
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His lore... boring? Hey you take that back!

Nick's downfall gives me Anakin Skywalker "Revenge of the Sith" (Balldo edition) vibes and it's great - throwing it all away because of lust for an older guy in Texas, and feeling obligated to obey Dax, ultimately destroying his friendship with Josh. It's too perfect.
It's more like a Greek tragedy to be honest, complete with the homoeroticism. It's definitely not boring, but speaking to Captain Manning's original point, I don't think Nick has appeal to the man-hate crowd. The man/woman-hate crowds mostly just want to look at random Twitter/Reddit posts and point at them and say 'all men/woman are like this, how will they ever recover!!' etc. Which fortunately means the patrician Balldo enjoyers in this thread probably won't get inundated with any of that. It's more like a book club in here from what I've seen.
 
"Are men always supposed to have this capacity for violence? If so, how do you explain Japan?"
What the fuck does that even mean?
It means Nick obviously isn't a student of history.
"Isn't it illegal to record a chat!?" Chatter question.
The absolute state of his remaining fan base.
Clearly not the best and brightest remain.
Guys, I almost bought a butter dish today. It had a handle but was stateless steel so definitely no microwave for that bad boy.
I actually bought a butter dish because of you people.
but then I suck at baking.
As do I. Baking just isn't my thing.
 
It's more like a Greek tragedy to be honest, complete with the homoeroticism. It's definitely not boring, but speaking to Captain Manning's original point, I don't think Nick has appeal to the man-hate crowd. The man/woman-hate crowds mostly just want to look at random Twitter/Reddit posts and point at them and say 'all men/woman are like this, how will they ever recover!!' etc. Which fortunately means the patrician Balldo enjoyers in this thread probably won't get inundated with any of that. It's more like a book club in here from what I've seen.

With butter dish sperging complete, let us move on to one of my favourite topics: The Classics.

I agree on the Greek Tragedy simile for Nick's tale. As a horrifying thought for the day, technically Chris-Chan qualifies too by following the path of Oediupus... Hopefully Nick avoids that...

I always thought of him more as an Icarus or less altruistic Prometheus. Thoughts?
 
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You know there are theories out there that AIDS itself isn’t an actual disease caused by a virus, but living conditions and habits. Basically drug use, malnutrition, bad hygiene, anal sex, and overuse of antibiotics is the real cause rather than a virus. Your immune system gets overwhelmed and too used to antibiotics and antivirals to work properly. A lot of influential scientists believed this. The PRC inventor and the woman who put force the theory of symbiosis with Mitochondria believed it. Someone like @Otterly probably might know more, I’m a more physics and chemistry person.

Now that’s not to say that I don’t think Nick got his neghole pozzed and his gay cancer didn’t originate from Ethan Ralph during the Knoxville trip.

I do think that the Pozpig somehow gave Nick AIDS, but as a scientist we should entertain alternate hypothesis. Nick giving himself GRIDS/ AIDS by abusing drugs and alcohol, having a shit diet, and having hemorrhoids popped repeatedly by a Jamaican man named Energii King all happen.

EDIT: Part of the theory is that AIDS itself only came about due to homosexuals being filthier than literal mud-dung brick dwelling Africans who eat fly burgers. Homosexual/ Catamites basically are the only people who get parasitic infections commonly found in barnyard animals due to poo poo play.
 
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It appears as if Rekieta is regularly breaking the family rules. He isn't finding time to live, laugh, or love.

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Why is it always the most dysfunctional families who have signs like this in their homes?
 
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Why is it always the most dysfunctional families who have signs like this in their homes?
Because they want to signal they're functional without actually being functional. That way they get their perceived benefits of being a coherent family (community support) and the perks of living like filthy degenerates (AIDS).
 
Why is it always the most dysfunctional families who have signs like this in their homes?
The same reason the absolute nastiest people always talk about being "loving" and/or "drama-free" - it makes them feel good without putting in the actual work in being a decent person.

The man/woman-hate crowds mostly just want to look at random Twitter/Reddit posts and point at them and say 'all men/woman are like this, how will they ever recover!!' etc.
On the topic of woman-hating crowd, I feel so stupid for ever having liked Nick's shows with Drex early on. Even in the very beginning when he was blasting these thottery types online, and yet when asked why he still lusts after them, him saying "Well I might as well make the best of the problem and enjoy it right guys?" should have been enough for anyone to understand that this guy was just full of it, but of course, I didn't, not until way later. Idiot me. While I think the signs of Nick's true self were there early on, they were much more hidden, Drex was blatant.

That all said, I think Nick would have a very hard time getting back into that space. Anyone can see now that he has absolutely zero morals or standards of any kind, so him trying to get on any kind of all-women-bad train would make no sense at all, because all anyone has to to do is point to his many prior streams from the past year where he will Balldo anything that moves. He is in desperate mode though, so he can try, and in the end just provide more milk.

While I think he would also flounder in the man-hating feminism space, that does make slightly more sense for somebody like him. He could try and take the angle of:

:really:"All these Scandinavian prude men on Kiwi Farms want to keep women from "hAvInG fUuUn" and being hoes. There are definitely no women on the Farms, nope, all men and men with anime avatars, and they all just hate beautiful women, especially the hot mechanic ones."

It's a stretch, and he will fail no matter what he does at this point, but personally, I would love to see him try the man-hating approach. DO IT Nicky. It would make me really MATI.
 
That all said, I think Nick would have a very hard time getting back into that space. Anyone can see now that he has absolutely zero morals or standards of any kind, so him trying to get on any kind of all-women-bad train would make no sense at all, because all anyone has to to do is point to his many prior streams from the past year where he will Balldo anything that moves. He is in desperate mode though, so he can try, and in the end just provide more milk.
more damning is the swinger and cuck shit he does.
you can't try to put on some macho man alpha male "har har women are such whores, am i right fellow kings?" persona when you are known to have taken your wife to a jamaican swinger club during international queen of spades week. that alone completely kills any credibility he could possibly have in those circles.
 
I usually just tap the thing like a normal person, but then I suck at baking. The last time I made chocolate brownies, I made fucking cookies instead because I set the damn a-log oven to 300 minutes instead of 30 and only remembered after nearly an hour.
Maybe I really should have slammed the thing, like Ricardo and Romaine slamming Our Wife.


🍺 :really: >Just the way I like it, no state so no one can STOP me from putting on the balldo.

This settles the butterdish debate.
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Just spotted my retarded spelling mistake. I won’t correct it do I can die with the shame.
 
more damning is the swinger and cuck shit he does.
you can't try to put on some macho man alpha male "har har women are such whores, am i right fellow kings?" persona when you are known to have taken your wife to a jamaican swinger club during international queen of spades week. that alone completely kills any credibility he could possibly have in those circles.
That's more damning than anything. He can't do a MGTOW Arc. That swinger club alone would end in mockery for endless days. Nobody would let him survive.
 
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