Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BelUwUga]

With butter dish sperging complete, let us move on to one of my favourite topics: The Classics.

I agree on the Greek Tragedy simile for Nick's tale. As a horrifying thought for the day, technically Chris-Chan qualifies too by following the path of Oediupus... Hopefully Nick avoids that...

I always thought of him more as an Icarus or less altruistic Prometheus. Thoughts?

Icarus actually achieved something in flying. Oediupus embodies altruism and sacrifice. I think Narcissus might be a better parallel. Nick's no looker like Narc but they're both bisexual. Nick looks down to drink from the bottle one day and sees a reflection, what he's become because of his obsession with degeneracy. Instead of melting away from fires of passion, it's fire from wrapping the Mustang around a telephone pole while DUI.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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Unbelievably sad vibes.

> Alone in the middle of the night no family in sight
> Going through withdrawal symptoms because he "drank less" yet he's unwilling to acknowledge his drinking is a life or death problem now
> Broadcasting to a tiny audience of gawkers and sycophants
> Utterly incapable of understanding why he's miserable

 

[elb]

I’ve been told April and Nick were both no-shows to the hearing, working on getting a copy
Edit: I got a copy

Aaron reacted to a Harman Smith Rekieta Retardation video

 

[BelUwUga]

I’ve been told April and Nick were both no-shows to the hearing, working on getting a copy

inb4 Nick's legal expertise gets them both arrested for FTA over a traffic ticket.

 

[sum ting wong]

"What is masculinity? And is masculinity valuable?"




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"The main subject I keep coming back to is... what is masculinity? And is masculinity valuable?"

 

[Not Who You Think]

Despite watching DBZ back in the day, I don't remember the lore that well, but wasn't Android 18 some random 20 something year old woman that was turned into a partial robot soldier along with her brother? That's why her and Krilin were able to have kids.

I have no idea. All I know is that Null was the one who made comparison between 1000 year old dragons who look like human children and some synthetic being looking that looked like an adult to prove his point about people being attracted to cartoon characters.

I doubt Null was too serious and he sounded more frustrated with the topic than anything.

You would make an excellent Cenobite.

She has such sights to show you:

Spoiler: Version 2 with a few more details

 

[Captain Manning]

I’ve been told April and Nick were both no-shows to the hearing, working on getting a copy

Well, that's not good.

inb4 Nick's legal expertise gets them both arrested for FTA over a traffic ticket.

Yeah, no shit.



Granted, it says may, but still...

Blowing this off isn't like blowing off a show, or two, or even the three he just did (four if you count the fact he only did Locals bullshit last night).

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I was optimistic he was actually going to show us by becoming a practicing lawyer and get her sent to prison instead of staying as a non practicing lawyer and getting an arrest warrant out on her

 

[daffodils]

What is masculinity? And is masculinity valuable?"

Same answer as "What is Christianity?": whatever doesn't cramp Nick's style.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Full size for those interested from the Amazon listing:

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Why is it always the most dysfunctional families who have signs like this in their homes?

That’s just White people shit, man.
As are pills, so so far we’re two for two.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Well, that's not good.


Yeah, no shit.

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Granted, it says may, but still...

Blowing this off isn't like blowing off a show, or two, or even the three he just did (four if you count the fact he only did Locals bullshit last night).

In my jurisdiction. if you're not there when they call your name to settle the matter, the clerk announces, "bench warrant." I would figure April's next interaction with law enforcement isn't going to go well. This was for minor traffic bullshit. I'm not sure if speeding is too minor. If the person wasn't there they didn't read the charges.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

You know there are theories out there that AIDS itself isn’t an actual disease caused by a virus, but living conditions and habits. Basically drug use, malnutrition, bad hygiene, anal sex, and overuse of antibiotics is the real cause rather than a virus. Your immune system gets overwhelmed and too used to antibiotics and antivirals to work properly. A lot of influential scientists believed this. The PRC inventor and the woman who put force the theory of symbiosis with Mitochondria believed it. Someone like @Otterly probably might know more, I’m a more physics and chemistry person.

Now that’s not to say that I don’t think Nick got his neghole pozzed and his gay cancer didn’t originate from Ethan Ralph during the Knoxville trip.

I do think that the Pozpig somehow gave Nick AIDS, but as a scientist we should entertain alternate hypothesis. Nick giving himself GRIDS/ AIDS by abusing drugs and alcohol, having a shit diet, and having hemorrhoids popped repeatedly by a Jamaican man named Energii King all happen.

EDIT: Part of the theory is that AIDS itself only came about due to homosexuals being filthier than literal mud-dung brick dwelling Africans who eat fly burgers. Homosexual/ Catamites basically are the only people who get parasitic infections commonly found in barnyard animals due to poo poo play.

This is actually very interesting to consider, and I always find @Otterly posts to be very informative.

From my base-level understanding, there was never really motivation to disseminate the knowledge of how AIDS spread through the homosexual population (They didn't want to smear all the queers) at first due to disgust, then later due to fear of their protected status. Just remember how monkeypox's anal vector were hushed up and guys would not be told to stop fucking. This is the kind of thing that holds us back and makes me angry.

Did it originate due to a specific type of harmful behaviour in a certain segment of society, or did transmission only occur in that subset solely because of high-risk practices prevalent in that community?

We need to look at this clinically and objectively in order to obtain the best outcomes for all involved. If certain behaviours or risk factors pre-dispose toward poor health, peoplw should ne aware. Should we want to make it illegal? Probably not, but people should know. Not everything is racist/sexist/homophibic just because you feel bad for 5 minutes.

Full size for those interested from the Amazon listing:

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Why is it always the most dysfunctional families who have signs like this in their homes?

Why are the poisonous frogs colourful?

Nature has its warning signs...

On the topic of woman-hating crowd, I feel so stupid for ever having liked Nick's shows with Drex early on. Even in the very beginning when he was blasting these thottery types online, and yet when asked why he still lusts after them, him saying "Well I might as well make the best of the problem and enjoy it right guys?" should have been enough for anyone to understand that this guy was just full of it, but of course, I didn't, not until way later. Idiot me. While I think the signs of Nick's true self were there early on, they were much more hidden, Drex was blatant.

For me, it was the schadenfreude of seeing degenerates denigrated. Like Nick, it was punching down on a target we hated more that kept speculation from him for so long.

Icarus actually achieved something in flying. Oediupus embodies altruism and sacrifice. I think Narcissus might be a better parallel. Nick's no looker like Narc but they're both bisexual. Nick looks down to drink from the bottle one day and sees a reflection, what he's become because of his obsession with degeneracy. Instead of melting away from fires of passion, it's fire from wrapping the Mustang around a telephone pole while DUI.

Fair. Nick is in love with his own voice and his vaunted abilities ans insights.

I’ve been told April and Nick were both no-shows to the hearing, working on getting a copy

Aaron reacted to a Harman Smith Rekieta Retardation video

Aaron is mirroring Nick's 'I wish my life was that exciting!', and other language.

Given the digging into the connection between the Imholtes and Rekietas, can we prove it went from Nick to Aaron ans not the other way around? I think Nick started with this line right after Hedo, and that was WAAAAAY before Aaron was on the

The, 'you can sue over this!', was LOL!

Also we have confirmation that Aaron has brought his children to the Rekieta house in this clip.

 

[Kopasea]

Did it originate due to a specific type of harmful behaviour in a certain segment of society, or did transmission only occur in that subset solely because of high-risk practices prevalent in that community?

Little bit of a power level, my grandad was a general practitioner of 50+ years. It was always his belief that the lifestyle of homosexual men was the root cause of AIDS. All the drugs, especially poppers. Note that Nick got very interested in poppers when the token gay in his chat talked about them. I believe his name was "Chef Adam".

 

[AnOminous]

It was always his belief that the lifestyle of homosexual men was the root cause of AIDS. All the drugs, especially poppers.

They not only fuck your judgment up to the point you engage in more risky behaviors, they also relax the muscles of the colon to make it easier to take huge cocks. On top of that, if you're engaging in inherently risky behavior like unprotected sex with large numbers of strangers, odds are good you're showing poor judgment in other areas, sharing needles for IV drug use, other drugs that lower immune response, etc.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I have no idea. All I know is that Null was the one who made comparison between 1000 year old dragons who look like human children and some synthetic being looking that looked like an adult to prove his point about people being attracted to cartoon characters.

I doubt Null was too serious and he sounded more frustrated with the topic than anything.



She has such sights to show you:

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Spoiler: Version 2 with a few more details

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LOL! I only know the memes, but this is great!

Well, that's not good.


Yeah, no shit.

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Granted, it says may, but still...

Blowing this off isn't like blowing off a show, or two, or even the three he just did (four if you count the fact he only did Locals bullshit last night).

I was optimistic he was actually going to show us by becoming a practicing lawyer and get her sent to prison instead of staying as a non practicing lawyer and getting an arrest warrant out on her

In my jurisdiction. if you're not there when they call your name to settle the matter, the clerk announces, "bench warrant." I would figure April's next interaction with law enforcement isn't going to go well. This was for minor traffic bullshit. I'm not sure if speeding it too minor. If the person wasn't there they didn't read the charges.

Before anyone gets too worked up, I have seen Africans interact with the police and have dozens of charges, but they only get hurt if they do dumb things like run.

I would not be too sure that April will be dragged out of a vehicle and tased. This will probably enter some kind kf warrant that can be resolved later with an additional fine.

(IANAL, I learned this from AttorneyTom videos)

Little bit of a power level, my grandad was a general practitioner of 50+ years. It was always his belief that the lifestyle of homosexual men was the root cause of AIDS. All the drugs, especially poppers. Note that Nick got very interested in poppers when the token gay in his chat talked about them. I believe his name was "Chef Adam".

Good memory. Yes, I am sure Nick only talked about it becuase 'he likes to hear peoples stories' and it is FUNNY and WEIRD.

 

[Space Pope]

A reminder for Nicki, who definitely doesn't read this thread. You have a pre-trial hearing tomorrow at 2:15pm central via zoom for April's speeding ticket. Try not to get her the death penalty as you need the help driving your kids around.

I’ve been told April and Nick were both no-shows to the hearing

My schizophrenic 4D Chess move to trigger his ODD and prove the haters wrong by showing he most certainly doesn't read the Farms so thus having to pretend he forgot about the hearing has worked.




I'm not a lawyer, but I think that says April will be summarily executed in 10 days. Good going Nick; now who's going to drive the kids around?

Psst, Nick. The usual tactic is the defendant shows up and then you hope that the cop who wrote the ticket doesn't show up at the actual trial.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Aaron reacted to a Harman Smith Rekieta Retardation video

At least Aaron recognizes that Harman is a retard. I'll defer to Aaron with regards to Kayla because he's right that all we really have to go off of is reasoned speculation based off of a few appearances on Nick's show, her Instagram, her youtube playlists, etc. There is plenty of room to be wrong about Kayla.



That said, PLEASE Aaron, go on Kino Casino like you just said you would. PLEASE. I might actually watch their show for once. PLEASE go on and try to explain that Nick isn't really a withering alcoholic coomer incapable of understanding how he piloted his internet career into the ground at a 90 degree angle. Set the record straight for us humble farmers.

It sure looks like he publicly solicited lewds from his winemom audience in his Locals chat which was viewable by the wider public and documented in real time. It sure looks like he posted a picture of a bottle wedged firmly between his butt cheeks. It sure looks like Kayla gifted him an "underwear party" at a nightclub called the Gay90s. It sure looks like he drunkenly claimed he would fuck the shit out of Man(dy) the Catfish wearing an unrelated woman's digital skin suit if only he weren't married. It sure looks like he announced on stream that multiple pregnancies wrecked his wife's body.

But maybe we're wrong.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Nick really wanted to show up for the hearing, he would have loved to, but his schedule is just so hectic, he wishes he could tell you exactly about what it was but he can’t, but he has so many responsibilities behind the scenes right now, and things to check on in the house, and with the family, not to mention activities that children need driven to, so you see judge, he would have really enjoyed to have been there to fulfil his obligation to the court, but unfortunately something came up, these things happen!

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

It’s just so FUNNY and WEIRD that he didn’t show up for court. Incel prudes could never understand this excellent legal strategy.

 

[有无相生难易相成长短相形高下相倾音声相和前後相随]

I won’t correct it do I can die with the shame.

The shame monster will be eating good tonight.