This aaron guy isn't fit by any means, he has the body type that nick used to have but his head shape is so egg shaped it looks like it needs to be on a fatter body and this freakishness unnerves me. Most people would have a face thinner than their fat body but this guy is like the opposite.
@Strix454 pulled the relevant statutory language which states that she not only has to appear but she also has to demonstrate that the failure to appear was due to circumstances outside of her control.
That's what I was saying weeks ago! None of this makes any goddamned sense. When I got my speeding ticket ages ago, I just checked the box marked guilty on the form I was mailed, and included a check for the fine amount. Granted, it was in another state a long time ago, but I'm guessing Minnesota isn't any different. I don't think they really want you in court.
"Your honor, my lawyer is a drunken retard."
Not a good look.
It's hilarious that after months of seething about shit on this thread he manages to blow off a court date either out of drunkenness or sheer stupidity. I mean we honestly paid more attention to this fucking parking ticket than this greasy, skeletal retard.
I don't know how to edit in quote replies but, you are right @AnOminous. Even with my schizo ranting about the dumb drunken faggot, I sometimes feel a little bad and pull up a little short. Thank you for not ever shying away from calling a drunken faggot a drunken faggot.
Overview
Rekieta got popped for going 80 in a 65 back in April of this year.
Before you ask: yes, he was in the Mustang.
Let's look at the timeline (left image). There are two documents available online. The most recent is a late notice dated May 22 (right). Rekieta was warned that a $5 late penalty had been applied. He was further warned that an additional $25 "delinquent penalty" would be applied if he did not appear in court or pay the balance due by June 21st. It appears he did neither, based on a series of three case events dated June 26: ""Failed to Appear or Pay Fine in Lieu of Appearing", "Second Penalty Added", and "Conviction Sent to DPS":
This also involves being a wet brain retard. If you file an appearance you keep track of it. Nick is a fucking incompetent retard no matter how this went down. I mean WE fucking knew about it and what day it was and the so-called lawyer didn't? He's a dumb fuck and an absolute joke of a lawyer.
Law Dope (fiend)
Where did he find a white Mini-Drexel to be his co-host?
Looks like his shows aren't the only thing he's been blowing off. If only Nicky was keeping up with his thread he would have known.
I wouldn't have thought it possible but Nick is an even worse comedian than lawyer.
"Your honor, my lawyer is Nick Rekieta."
We need to go back... I NEED TO GO BACK
He was kind of real for this though tbqh I mean sometimes you do gotta de-bubble your woman with a little percussive maintenance
Look, he had to take his kid to a water polo event in Minneapolis while he had a 112 degree fever and a family emergency was happening at the same time. His heat allergy was acting up, too. And the narcolepsy. And he only had a couple hours of sleep after drinking a handle of whiskey. Plus he had to simultaneously drive another kid in the opposite direction of Minneapolis to a rehearsal for his church's next play. And on the way, he was writing down jokes for his standup routine while on a business call with Dick Masterson and Vito. He barely had time to make his contract negotiation with Rumble, which he scheduled at the same time as his next tattoo appointment. Not to mention he had a birthday party at Gay 90s for one of the ceiling cats and he needed to get a card from Hallmark.
"Not really, probably not." - Nicholas Rekieta, March 9th, 2020
Damn it Nick, we failed to appear in court again.
