Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[A Cardboard Box]

Also, the officer quite often simply doesn't show up

Additionally, if the measurement method on the ticket is marked as "radar," you can almost always beat it by requesting the maintenance and calibration logs of that piece of equipment. Certain weather conditions, like fog or rain, can also negatively impact the accuracy of the radars.

There's a lot of creative ways to beat tickets or mitigate them, and you're absolutely correct when you say that some lawyers specialize in it. There was one older gentleman in the small town I grew up in, he was functionally retired from being an attorney, but he took all kinds of these municipal tickets cases and was very good at settling them favorably for his clients for no other reason than he had been around forever and had a very good rapport with the municipal judge.

 

[Potatoherder]

Strong numbers.

And his superchat numbers are not great either from a week hiatus. These used to be the better nights for him. It will be surprising if rumble does better than YT even with these low numbers.

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[Fapcop]

Nigga u gay.

Ah, that’s right! I forgot that this is the Farms where Chads have 10s dangling from their dick on the daily!

My guy, the fact that one of Rekietas friends has a pretty hot wife, doesn’t make Nick any less gay or any less failed as a lawyer.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Ah, that’s right! I forgot that this is the Farms where Chads have 10s dangling from their dick on the daily!

My guy, the fact that one of Rekietas friends has a pretty hot wife, doesn’t make Nick any less gay or any less failed as a lawyer.

No offense officer, but hard disagree on April.

I'll never claim to have 10's clinging to my belt ever, but the women that Balldo-guarde our favorite lawyer these days are anything but hot. I've already talked about Kayla enough for now, but April looks like the kind of bar thot that never goes home alone, that you can smell when she walks towards you, and if you did anything you feel the need to get checked the next day. Also, personally, I find that hoe-look she goes for to be just disgusting.

I will say she would look a whole lot better if she took a shower. That alone would help a lot. Still not hot though.

Oh, just thought of another one. She looks like the kind of woman that if you brought her home to meet your parents, they would mutter to themselves in disappointment, wondering why you're wasting your time.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Ah, that’s right! I forgot that this is the Farms where Chads have 10s dangling from their dick on the daily!

My guy, the fact that one of Rekietas friends has a pretty hot wife, doesn’t make Nick any less gay or any less failed as a lawyer.

I think it's more about not openly thirsting for the cow orbiters. Either that or I imagine many will find someone less attractive based on their knowledge of that person's antics. The same way a meal that looks perfectly fine to eat would look less so if you knew it was made out of bugs.

Given Nick's transformation it's hard to say if any of the women or men involved in this drama would be attractive or even just look like nice/good people, if they weren't immersed in degeneracy. Evil can and will express itself in your appearance.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

No offense officer, but hard disagree on April.

I'll never claim to have 10's clinging to my belt ever, but the women that Balldo-guarde our favorite lawyer these days are anything but hot. I've already talked about Kayla enough for now, but April looks like the kind of bar thot that never goes home alone, that you can smell when she walks towards you, and if you did anything you feel the need to get checked the next day. Also, personally, I find that hoe-look she goes for to be just disgusting.

I will say she would look a whole lot better if she took a shower. That alone would help a lot. Still not hot though.

Oh, just thought of another one. She looks like the kind of woman that if you brought her home to meet your parents, they would mutter to themselves in disappointment, wondering why you're wasting your time.

Not to mention April is barely 30 but looks 45. She got that leathery winemom lives-in-a-tanning-bed skin look already.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

"Your honor, my lawyer is Nick Rekieta."

Heard a joke once: Woman goes to a doctor. Says she's depressed. Says her lawyer is a drunken retard and fucked up her traffic court hearing. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Nick Rekieta is streaming today. Watch it to see you could be much worse off". Woman burst into tears, says, "But doctor.. my lawyer is Nick Rekieta"

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Would be pretty crazy if Lady Rackets sues CD for alienation of affection while CD sues Nose for legal malpractice and STMC also sues Nose for alienation of affection.

I like soap operas. The above is a variation on a soap opera trope called a “quad.” For a true quad, Aaron and Lady Rackets would also need to give in to passion.

 

[Strix454]

Oh, just thought of another one. She looks like the kind of woman that if you brought her home to meet your parents, they would mutter to themselves in disappointment, wondering why you're wasting your time.

Its worth remembering the actual reaction of Aaron's parents. After they met April, they disowned him, took his ex-wife's side in the divorce and were of the opinion that she should not be around his children.

 

[daffodils]

Don't Call it a Resurrection; Don't Call it a Comeback; I Have Returned

• late and muted; looks like shit, but seems sober
• missed court because very sick in the morning (court wasn't in the morning)
• D&D story; basic anti-woke pandering and Rekieta comedy, kills about 25m
• he drinks whiskey, of course
• Nuclear Acorn is in chat; guess who that is: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9koabaTIjOolRNGNXy9cFw (~0h35m)
• "Where did honesty about human sexuality go?"
• Nick used to work at Circuit City and Target; story about quitting his job to spend more time with his wife who had a miscarriage:"That's just how I felt."; makes fun of the idea of having to work his way up; first glass of whiskey done, immediate refill
• Nick watched Starship Troopers while he was sick; movie review
• Peak Denise Richards poll; 50 minutes in and no legal topic
• Nick remembers a sexual torture scene in The World Is Not Enough; very interested
• Sophie Marceau lusting
• Drexel is gonna come out some time soon; watch party of Punisher Warzone on Locals; "Have you ever watched a movie with a black person?"
• superchatter:"skip this boring topic and prepare for your show for once"
• second glass of whiskey gone (~1h14m)
• Nick is now sponsored by THe Wellness Company
• Nick talks about going to the doctor; he sounds like a horrible patient
• Next glass of whiskey (~1h23m)
• Nick used to work at a movie theatre
• bathroom break (~1h30m); 20 minutes, "talked with Lady Rackets"
• Rumble viewers barely over 3000 after switch
• schedule talk, wants to move the nighttime shows earlier
• ages of the kids: 6-16
• Nick is "as candid and honest as you'll get from anybody on earth... I don't owe you that explanation!"
• if Nick told you all the things Nick and his wife have been through as a married couple, you wouldn't believe it
• Marco Rubio topic (~2h); boring boomercon stuff
• Israel and Palestine
• third glass of whiskey gone (2h23m)
• superchatter tells Nick not to take God's name in vain; Nick angrily explains what that *really* means; "Christians are so goddamn retarded!"; "Words don't matter... syllables have never fucking mattered!"
• seven minutes later, still screaming about this
• "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST... Get your fucking head on straight!"; pours his fourth whiskey (2h31m)
• Nick says if you want to meet the people he's talking about, you just have to join an evangelical church like the one he's in
• "Go to an Assemblies of God church!"; worship bands and their flannel shirts
• "Fuck American Christianity!", we're now a good 15 minutes into this
• fan Gofundme
• We're back: "Pretend Christians make up the majority of a lot of churches." (2h40m)
• Helldivers trailer
• Genuine Christians fuck up all the time, so just go do your thing; "I'm really fucking glad that grace exists!"
• comedy routine about a $10,000 robotic dog; "I've spent more than $10,000 on a lot of things in my life [...] The amount of money I've spent on art in my life... that's like thirty dogs." (2h45m)
• suddenly remembers he's supposed to be a smalltown everyman:"$10,000... I don't have that... I don't wanna misrepresent."
• He's just too busy to do anything, "My attention is so fucking short" (2h51m)
• he'll be on Dani Ahn's show
• he's shaking
• more schedule coping
• tweet about UK police; libertarian sperging (3h)
• remembers that he was supposed to read an ad; sounds shady (3h12m)
• Why Nick wanted to become a copywriter: "I was a creative writing major and I wanted to write movies and books... but that wasn't gonna happen because I live in the Midwest."
• Nick sells UTI meds: "You go on holiday with your lady, she hasn't been with you in a while because she's too busy with black men..." [leaning into it doesn't work, old man]
• 15 minutes of snake oil selling: "$300... great value!"

 

[feral cat #6385]

If you have to work a job at night that's one thing,

I was at my happiest when I worked third shift. I hate people.

Ah, that’s right! I forgot that this is the Farms where Chads have 10s dangling from their dick on the daily!

My guy, the fact that one of Rekietas friends has a pretty hot wife, doesn’t make Nick any less gay or any less failed as a lawyer.

That's a man, man. Here April is in a bikini Only a gay would want to fuck this skeletal junkie bitch. Best not to lust after low value women.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Nick remembers a sexual torture scene in The World Is Not Enough; very interested

Is that the one where the villain tortures Bond by having him naked, sitting on a chair and hitting him in the balls repeatedly?

Sounds right up Rackets’ alley

 

[Swole McPole]

Jeez, this April lady really is a hot, clueless blonde isn’t she?

Username checks out.

 

[You're MDNWU]

April snip

In all honesty, she reminds me of a stripper just from the tan, makeup, and hair. Like used unwashed goods that while sober you'd never bother with, but after a few drinks you find reasons to.

She's not bad looking, could be better, but knowing the swinger lifestyle brings her down below average.

 

[Maude Snew]

In all honesty, she reminds me of a stripper just from the tan, makeup, and hair. Like used unwashed goods that while sober you'd never bother with, but after a few drinks you find reasons to.

She's not bad looking, could be better, but knowing the swinger lifestyle brings her down below average.

At least her body hasn't been ruined by giving birth to five children Nick hates, incel prude.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

At least her body hasn't been ruined by giving birth to five children Nick hates, incel prude.

I still think that’s the most reprehensible thing he has said. If my husband said that about me, in a huge public setting no less, his life would not be worth living.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Is that the one where the villain tortures Bond by having him naked, sitting on a chair and hitting him in the balls repeatedly?

Sounds right up Rackets’ alley

That scene is in Casino Royale. We all know Nick has recreated it many, many times as this faggot non-practicing gets his balldo-wrapped testicles flogged.

In all honesty, she reminds me of a stripper just from the tan, makeup, and hair. Like used unwashed goods that while sober you'd never bother with, but after a few drinks you find reasons to.

She's a drug addict and is running into the wall as fast as Nick and Kayla.

She's not bad looking, could be better, but knowing the swinger lifestyle brings her down below average.

She has almost 100% had Nick's testicles inside her and likely carries several STDs.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

• missed court because very sick in the morning (court wasn't in the morning)
• D&D story; basic anti-woke pandering and Rekieta comedy, kills about 25m
• he drinks whiskey, of course

“I’m super ill guys. That’s what I need these whiskeys to make it through a stream instead of some gatorade”

No wonder he’s always getting sick, he has zero recover time with his liver getting treated worse than a small child in a boxing match against Mike Tyson. Really hope he’s not taking Tylenol to help with his hangovers and fevers.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Don't Call it a Resurrection; Don't Call it a Comeback; I Have Returned

Thank-you for doing these. This makes it a lot easier to find things when I need clips and such. I am about to start collating information for my topical supplemental OP posts, and I see great material here.

I still think that’s the most reprehensible thing he has said. If my husband said that about me, in a huge public setting no less, his life would not be worth living.

Thank-you for reminding everyone (including Nicholas and Aaron who read this thread) that there are a broad range of people on this site with different life experiences and situations. Nick is not the only one busy with children, homeschooling, and (badly) running a business.

He is not as special as he claims, and the Farms are not all unemployed basement dwellers. There are a lot of successful, thoughtful, and intelligent people here. (Except those who do not use Oxford commas. Fuck those people in particular!)

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

missed court because very sick in the morning (court wasn't in the morning)

It was zoom court and Nick could at least have shown up to inform the court he was sick and ask for a continuance.

Drexel is gonna come out some time soon

The Imholte's need the Drexel experience apparently.

superchatter:"skip this boring topic and prepare for your show for once"

Hey now, that sounds like work and not FUN. Nick needs his FUN. If he doesn't have his FUN he won't be happy.

Nick is now sponsored by THe Wellness Company

The absolute fucking irony of a dude who looks like like hammered shit and is apparently consistently sick with brain melting fevers being sponsored by "The Wellness Company". This is amazing.

if Nick told you all the things Nick and his wife have been through as a married couple, you wouldn't believe it

I dunno Nick, I can believe you guys have been through a lot of black dick.

Helldivers trailer

Very timely, very on point for Nick.

suddenly remembers he's supposed to be a smalltown everyman:"$10,000... I don't have that... I don't wanna misrepresent."

He's right, Randazza has the money now.