Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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$5.3 Million Dollars said:
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Close enough, but its at times like this when I miss Tay. Imagine all the pepperoni jokes she'd know.
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My God, Tay would have been merciless if she had Fatrick's Twitter. His inability to leave the last word would have driven him psychotic as Tay matched him child for child with no pause for pepperoni or cheap Milwaukee "beer". The 911 call would be about Fatty hunched over a dead cellphone muttering "Enjoy pris... On... stalk..." while sobbing, all presence of Nikki being a note dated a week before.
 
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Pat is the one of the few lowcows I wish the worst for. If he fell and broke his spine tomorrow I would celebrate it. He is just unlikeable to the core, as well as an arrogant narcissist who threatened to kill his wife and daughter, of course
 
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grapeshark77 said:
Update: the Tiny Tim reading has also been cancelled. Unlike the other panel, this one has been completely wiped from their site - it's not even listed under "cancelled".

I'd love to know what happened. The funsters wouldn't contact the convention because they want Pat to go and make a fool out of himself to an audience of two people. If he was told that nobody was registering for his events and to go kick rocks it would be amazing.
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I would LOL if it was cancelled due to fears of a bomb threat. Pat of course would have to correct the record, "No child, there was never any bomb threats, I was loyin!"
 
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MajinGoku said:
Why does fatrick's wife stay married to him when she is leagues better than fatrick in every level from finances to weight
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I think it's because they're both gay and using each other as beards and ways to meetup with fellow fags. Fatrick shows Niki those black men to gas up that pussy, Niki asks her old swinger pals if they know some dudes who are "into things" and sends them a prize pig to fuck. Lots of love and herpes is spread around!

Niki can also say to her parents that ANY DAY NOW Rick's gonna polish off that best seller. Tiny Tim in Space will be a best-seller and that 80K spent on Quasi and 10K on Twitter accounts will be right back in their wallet and then some! It's an investment! Old people are easily scammed, Piggy Rick would know since that's how he made money on insurance.
 
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He saw himself represented in the cartoon
 
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I think that having so many people make fun of him and fuck with him gives him a sense of purpose and pride. If he didn't have this he'd just be a fat mediocre author drifting aimlessly.
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I agree. But he’s still miserable. Pat knows that his life is defined by people he hates so much that he’d murder them all without hesitation if he could get away with it. That’s the funniest part of all this for me. He will never live one moment free from seething resentment and fury.
 
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MajinGoku said:
Why does fatrick's wife stay married to him when she is leagues better than fatrick in every level from finances to weight
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Due to her age she'd have to be even richer to get some other guy to marry her. She's too old to have healthy kids and it's not like she'd stop drinking to have any, so in order to get another guy she'd have to be a millionaire. Otherwise she has nothing to offer another man. She probably also realizes that being married to Patrick ruined any chance of being with another man given the shit he's said about her to stroke his own ego and how people know she likes having niggers fart inside her. Patrick's ex was smart and got out early. She wouldn't be on her third better husband if she didn't.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Due to her age she'd have to be even richer to get some other guy to marry her. She's too old to have healthy kids and it's not like she'd stop drinking to have any, so in order to get another guy she'd have to be a millionaire. Otherwise she has nothing to offer another man. She probably also realizes that being married to Patrick ruined any chance of being with another man given the shit he's said about her to stroke his own ego and how people know she likes having niggers fart inside her. Patrick's ex was smart and got out early. She wouldn't be on her third better husband if she didn't.
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Dunno if I speculated this before but I do wonder if there is some "SCREW YOU MOM/SISTER/EX BOYFRIEND I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET A HUSBAND" going on here in that her Shaquille O'Nealing up with the pig is effectively just a petty act of spite to prove someone else's long forgotten insult wrong
 
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Before Nikki met Pat one fateful fat greasy bar night she had been dumped as the third wheel in a "thrupple" from which he contracted herpes.
Nikki is simply too stupid to to better. She has no clue what to look for in a relationship. And she maintains that she is a bisexual. At least with Fat she has a husband.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Dunno if I speculated this before but I do wonder if there is some "SCREW YOU MOM/SISTER/EX BOYFRIEND I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET A HUSBAND" going on here in that her Shaquille O'Nealing up with the pig is effectively just a petty act of spite to prove someone else's long forgotten insult wrong
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Yeah it's called being 40, childless and single while everyone else moved on with their lives.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Dunno if I speculated this before but I do wonder if there is some "SCREW YOU MOM/SISTER/EX BOYFRIEND I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET A HUSBAND" going on here in that her Shaquille O'Nealing up with the pig is effectively just a petty act of spite to prove someone else's long forgotten insult wrong
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I doubt that, otherwise why would her parents pay for anything? They pamper her too much.
Piggle Rick said:
You say this like he’s not exactly that. Although I think “mediocre” is being pretty generous. He’s a total failure of an author.
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Ty Beards daughter had a better book for her first outing than Patrick did.
 
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