Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Wait I just realised he accused patposters of sexually harassing him in that thread and now I cant get this ancient youtube video out my head

"Maybe we should rub our fat guts together some time. Maybe a little oil. Two fat guts. Together. Oil."
 
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McMitch said:
The entire post is a pretense for Fatrick to brag about flooring it for two miles in a nigger-rich car, of which he made almost no money selling for over 30% its wholesale cost because the dealership he worked for overpaid when buying stock.
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… because of the Mafia, somehow.

He never came back around to explaining what the fuck this has to do with Tesla either.
 
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… because of the Mafia, somehow.

He never came back around to explaining what the fuck this has to do with Tesla either.
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My whole reason for telling you this story old enough to be a Junior in High School at this point is the entire concept of a dealership network is a zombie shambling through the graveyard.

It serves nothing and no one but itself. Tesla, to their credit, recognized that.
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Holy shit, Fatrick writes like @Judge Holden aptly described: drunken ramblings to a captive audience. You can tell he finds himself so interesting, because he drops these hints to other stories in the hope that the reader will peruse another of his godawful twitter threads. His metaphors suck, his pseudo-casual/conversational tone sucks. His entire ramblings conveyed no information and lent no credibility towards his thesis, a lede he buries with a “post script,” because the real point of the story was to brag about selling awful cars from one of the worst eras of American cars (at least post-UAW) to people who are obviously bad with money; all for a pittance.
 
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McMitch said:
Holy shit, Fatrick writes like @Judge Holden aptly described: drunken ramblings to a captive audience. You can tell he finds himself so interesting, because he drops these hints to other stories in the hope that the reader will peruse another of his godawful twitter threads. His metaphors suck, his pseudo-casual/conversational tone sucks. His entire ramblings conveyed no information and lent no credibility towards his thesis, a lede he buries with a “post script,” because the real point of the story was to brag about selling awful cars from one of the worst eras of American cars (at least post-UAW) to people who are obviously bad with money; all for a pittance.
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Something else to consider is this.

That unending atrocity of an anecdote, by sheer virtue of length and unnecessary detail, suggests this shit is something fat is autistically passionate over. Something he unironically enjoys posting about for its own sake.

....and its the most boring fucking buzzkill shit imaginable.

You could not pay trolls to waste a single fucking afternoon on pat if this was the only kind of shit he was posting, whether its about fucking cars or about fucking consoomer media shit or whatnot. He would be effectively untrollable because it would be so goddamn tedious spending five minutes looking through his posts no matter how overtly autistic and delusionally egotistical he was.

Just think about that...

Instead of the near 7 year war he has waged against literally everyone and anyone who disagrees with him, mocks him, criticises him, or actively trolls him....instead of wasting what must be a couple years worth of hours oinking and seething on xitter against each individual xeet about him....instead of wasting tens of thousands of fucking dollars he doesnt have in failed lawfare against people refusing to assist his retarded internet war....he could have been simultaniously posting to his fat encrusted heart's content about shit he likes to ramble about while also frustrating any nascent attempt to run a trolling op against him by sheer boringness

Its like he was lost in the wilderness and decided to actively fucking gut himself with a rusty knife just so that me may feed the hungry wolves around him his intestines and thus keep them busy long enough for the park rangers to come and shoot them, despite having the option to just stay in a comfy little cabin fully stocked with snacks and beer and free wifi while waiting for the next tour group to pick him up, all while the wolves sulk hungry and bored outside.
 
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Judge Holden said:
the option to just stay in a comfy little cabin fully stocked with snacks and beer and free wifi while waiting for the next tour group to pick him up, all while the wolves sulk hungry and bored outside
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That would be letting the (fat) idiot win, child. That can't happen. That's why (fat) Pat's biggest (and fattest) troll, Patrick S. Tomlinson, forces him (fat) to do the most retarded thing possible in any situation he (fat) manages to fatly squeeze himself (fat) into. Hope this makes it clear for you, little one.
 
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all while the wolves sulk hungry and bored outside.
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The image that comes to mind…
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5 more pages and we hit the 3k mark.
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I remember page 1488 like it was yesterday. Good times.
Judge Holden said:
On the other hand the movie Battlefield Earth had the subtitle A Saga of the Year 3000 and that movie aligns in many ways with the fatrick mythos being how he creates hilariously shit sci-fi stories, is gay and autistic like John Travolta, is a notorious failure just like the movie, and the movie even features deadly gas as a key plot point just like Nikkki.
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Are you implying that the entire movie was shot in Dutch angle because of gassy Niki and fat Rick standing off to one side, providing the heft, the gas, and the being-into-things-ness to make it impossible to shoot the movie straight?
 
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Fascinating how an alleged author fully supportive of retarded woke publishing grifts seems to not be capable of distinguishing a sensitivity reader from a graphic designer

Its like looking at a crappy movie poster and smugly commenting "well I guess they didn't have a good sound designer"
 
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Judge Holden said:
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Fascinating how an alleged author fully supportive of retarded woke publishing grifts seems to not be capable of distinguishing a sensitivity reader from a graphic designer

Its like looking at a crappy movie poster and smugly commenting "well I guess they didn't have a good sound designer"
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Fucking took me forever to work out this is challengers and not some AI attempt at Charlie’s Angels.

Fucking fats is breaking my brain. It’s a typesetting joke! How can you get it so wrong?!
 
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Xitter changed its blue check policy. Previously, if you bought a blue check from Elmo, you could choose to hide it, but now you can't. True to his word, Rick hasn't bought his checkmark from Elmo- all his (wife's) funds are tied up paying Quasi.
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However, his pajeet ally did pay for the check (thanks to @Kirtto for pointing it out):
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There probably won't be drama over it, but it's worth pointing out.
 
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