"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Claude Sigma]

Hello @Null ,
During the stream you made a few remarks concerning poppers that are incorrect.
"the high from poppers is from oxygen depravation"
"the high from poppers is literally brain damage"

As you can realize if you think about it for a second, the high is not due to oxygen depravation. People wouldn't bother to hunt for expensive, sometimes illegal and hard to get substances such as poppers (alkyl nitrites) if all they aimed at was oxygen depravation. The "high" given by poppers is due to its strong smooth muscle relaxation properties, and since veins and arteries are mostly smooth muscles, this dilates the blood pathways and quickly lowers blood pressure. The high is felt as a body heat and a sort of dizziness as excess blood is flowing all over your body, including your brain. You do not experience oxygen depravation when you use poppers normally (which is to hold it to your nose and breathe it in for up to a few seconds), the same way you do not experience oxygen depravation when you hold your breath for a few seconds.

Concerning the second claim, contrary to what is popularly repeated by people for some reason, poppers do not cause brain damage. Extreme frequent and heavy use can lead to a blood disorder, but this exceedingly rare. Another extremely rare occurrence is for people with a genetic predisposition that makes it that popper use will harm their eyes. As assessed by drug organizations and governments alike, no brain damage caused by poppers was ever found. Beside dilating the veins and allowing for more blood in the brain, which might cause headaches in the worst case, the drug has no interaction with the brain and has no biomechanism that could lead to any damage.

As a side note, this has nothing to do with the furry story, but if you make the very stupid mistake to either ingest (drink) or aspirate (snort) akyl nitrates, you will gravely harm yourself and potentially die because you will melt from the inside. This constitute 100% of the deaths caused by alkyl nitrates.

Best regards,
Local KiwiFarms expert on drug use and abuse.

 

[There She Glows]

Sorry if I'm late but @Null you did a whole ass person stream on Luna Slater

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

The onion potentially getting ruined is really sad.

This is one of the first things I really feel like people are going to fuck up from my childhood that I actually care about.

A friend of mine had a copy of the book with all the articles, and we read through the whole thing. And the youtube videos were bangers.

The onion, and the whitest kids you know where definitely a big part of that time in my life. And it will he sad to see it ruined.

 

[northstar747]

Null watching the rekita, attempts at jokes....made me feel like nick might have the demon the richard lowtax

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

The onion potentially getting ruined is really sad.

This is one of the first things I really feel like people are going to fuck up from my childhood that I actually care about.

A friend of mine had a copy of the book with all the articles, and we read through the whole thing. And the youtube videos were bangers.

The onion, and the whitest kids you know where definitely a big part of that time in my life. And it will he sad to see it ruined.

Right on man, I think we must have had the same book, shit had some straight up bangers. WKUK was legit too, watched every episode.
Norm was also a top G, least faggy comedian out there.

 

[del_toid]

Now he's a transgender sex offender

This will be stuck in my head for months

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

To mourn the Onion, here's my favorite video of theirs.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

The onion potentially getting ruined is really sad.

I feel like this was on the cards for a while though, however I am pretty biased because I hate trannies.

To me, this article from last year reads less like satire and more like seethe: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

It's certainly not as great as their old stuff:

 

[filthypenguin]

Read the book, it's excellent.

Some how my wife and I had never seen the movie. She just read the book and I'd got like a third of the way through. Watched the movie after the stream. We liked the movie, the book is simultaneously worse and better. The first third is mostly page long descriptions of suits.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

Give me my clocks if this has already been discussed at length, but I'm catching up on Tuesday's MATI and wanted to give my two cents on Jersh's Girl Scout cookies rant. The main problem with it is how corporate it is and how the GSA makes it practically mandatory. The Boy Scouts have a similar program selling popcorn, but I don't remember it ever being pushed on us back in my day and they encourage Troops to run their own local fundraisers. And yeah, the national organization gets a cut, but even when 99% of workers are volunteers running the organization isn't cheap especially when you need to pay off all those grooming settlements ignore that.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Took a sudden impromptu rainy day mudbogging dirt bike trip with my buddies, it was fun, but it interrupted my stream time and my bike need fixing. Again. And my knee has swelled up somethin fierce, besides the usual aches and pains from being too old to do stupid shit like go riding. Its going on 3am, I'm a lil stoned and a lil drunk. Seems like the perfect time to finish MATI.

 

[Neo-Holstien]

@Null Assyrians are primarily from Iraq, that said I thank you for supporting our racial struggle.

 

[Adroc Thurston]

This is one of my personal all time favorites of the old internet @Null
(especially considering the current state of the Australian Government)

It was when folks from The Chasers tricked the APEC Security back in 2007 to letting them in, especially with the kicker once they leave the limo

As an added bonus here are the security passes they were wearing:

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

It was when folks from The Chasers tricked the APEC Security back in 2007 to letting them in, especially with the kicker once they leave the limo

they also had a onion-type news channel that i enjoyed called CNNN
i still have the whole series on a hard drive, was pretty happy when i found it a few months ago
they really hit the nail on the head when it came to depicting journalists, back then atleast

sorry if late
i found an archive of the early Onion clips from youtube, but if they had full episodes i havent been able to find them and i have looked
1.4k clips in the first archive, all similar to what Null played, all 1-5 minute clips

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1356653/?ref_=ttep_ov

https://archive.org/details/theonionvideos

its a pretty big download and goes pretty slow

and i also found the onion news network which is just 2 seasons, i used the torrent option and got them pretty quickly

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1717499/

https://archive.org/details/OnionNewsNetworkIFC

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

This is one of my personal all time favorites of the old internet @Null
(especially considering the current state of the Australian Government)

It was when folks from The Chasers tricked the APEC Security back in 2007 to letting them in, especially with the kicker once they leave the limo

As an added bonus here are the security passes they were wearing:
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I'm so glad The Chaser's War on Everything and CNNN wound up when they did - ended on a high note.

I know they still have the website/social media site which can get retarded but if I had to watch the OG cast simping for woke bullshit these days I'd be fucking shattered.

I feel like the Eulogy Song from The Chaser kinda fits in with the Byuu saga. All the people responsible for bullying and hating on him suddenly canonised him and blamed this website for his death -
But all that’s now forgotten, once he took his final breath.
Yes even arseholes turn into top blokes after
death

 

[dustbuster]

Cross-post from gaming/Stellar Blade.

Looks like we have "Troon War on Hogwarts Legacy 2.0", this time with more Tits and Ass.

Troons are now botting harassment against women who are streaming Stellar Blade because the MC in the game is digitized from a knockout gorgeous korean model.

Fucking lumpenprole left hate it when popular media shows real beauty, and absolutely SEETHE when women want it as much as men.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Cross-post from gaming/Stellar Blade.

Looks like we have "Troon War on Hogwarts Legacy 2.0", this time with more Tits and Ass.

Troons are now botting harassment against women who are streaming Stellar Blade because the MC in the game is digitized from a knockout gorgeous korean model.

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Fucking lumpenprole left hate it when popular media shows real beauty, and absolutely SEETHE when women want it as much as men.
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Troons are the biggest coomers and gooners of all men, since when do they get upset about titty games? They are the biggest customers. Sounds kind of like you're missing something with this story like there's a bathroom sign only for men and women somewhere in the game or whatever.

 

[dustbuster]

Troons are the biggest coomers and gooners of all men, since when do they get upset about titty games?

They know they will never pass, and seeing the most perfect women a society can produce drives them toward 41%ing like nothing else.

 

[Lidl Drip]

They know they will never pass, and seeing the most perfect women a society can produce drives them toward 41%ing like nothing else.

It's a videogame character, lmao. Troons get off to anime and videogame girls literally all day and think they look just like that. I checked out the thread and it's just weeb coomers like you seething that they added a little extra fabric to the characters slutty bathing suit outfits in the western release, so I assume that's where the butthurt over the game actually comes from. Those guys you showed spamming a woman's chat with "LEGALIZE CHILD PORN" have 4chan meme avatars, they are probably just men who are upset that a woman is playing videogames on the Internet.

 

[dustbuster]

weeb coomers like you

I don't own a playstation.
I can't even buy the game.

seething that they added a little extra fabric to the characters slutty bathing suit outfits in the western release

Journoscum and their "social justice allies" have been seething for the past 3 months and mounting a press campaign against the game for being hot. (Of course anyone who gives a shit about the integrity of the project will be pissed at a studio caving to that)

hey are probably just men who are upset that a woman is playing videogames on the Internet.

You sound very uninformed.
The journoscum hall monitors' press campaign have mobilized the same "current thing" brigade of troons and game-hating feminists who went after vtubers for streaming hogwarts legacy, and did it so viciously several chose to "graduate" over it.