Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Oh dear it seems the criticism he has been getting for turning of replies.....while actively chasing down each and everybody on xitter who calls him fat or gay or simply disagreed with him 2-8 years ago.....has gotten to him and he is preparing anuddah NOCHILD thread
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EDIT: darn, was hoping it would be longer said Nikkki
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I always reflect when he uses the term 'Me and My Family'.
His parents are incapacitated, hours from Milwaukee, and inconsequential . Nikki's in-laws hate him.
Is he referencing Nikki? Seriously?

A loveless marriage with a queer, diseased whore does not constitute a 'Family'.
 
I always reflect when he uses the term 'Me and My Family'.
His parents are incapacitated, hours from Milwaukee, and inconsequential . Nikki's in-laws hate him.
Is he referencing Nikki? Seriously?

A loveless marriage with a queer, diseased whore does not constitute a 'Family'.
I think he only means his cat
 
I always reflect when he uses the term 'Me and My Family'.
His parents are incapacitated, hours from Milwaukee, and inconsequential . Nikki's in-laws hate him.
Is he referencing Nikki? Seriously?

A loveless marriage with a queer, diseased whore does not constitute a 'Family'.
He has a family in the same sense he has a daughter.
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Fascinating how an alleged author fully supportive of retarded woke publishing grifts seems to not be capable of distinguishing a sensitivity reader from a graphic designer
Seems like they're generating free advertising from it. Maybe they should have spent the last 7 years stalker childing twitter instead.
 
Come to think of it....has fat ever pignosticated on scientology? 2 secs lets check xitte...
Yes child, he has. Patrick Tomlinson is very familiar with the Church of Scientology. In fact, he even submitted a short story (apparently about elephant poachers IN SPACE) to the L. Ron Hubbard Writers of the Future contest in 2015 in which he was a finalist.
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Xitter changed its blue check policy. Previously, if you bought a blue check from Elmo, you could choose to hide it, but now you can't. True to his word, Rick hasn't bought his checkmark from Elmo- all his (wife's) funds are tied up paying Quasi.
It wouldn't surprise me if Elon inherited a file on Fat Rick detailing all the shit he got banned for and all the money he spent to get unbanned.
 
Rick enjoying some open, intellectual discourse on Threads.

Hmm, nope, can't think of anyone like that
I am still surprised that redditors have not come to Threads to mess with Patrick yet. Seems like he has been more active there than on Xitter.

Also here is the lost episode of True Detective featuring Fatrick "Pepperoni" Tomlinson, courtesy of the second, better, forum:
 
There is something rather sick in a man unironically calling himself brave. Its something innately offensive as it screams shallow vanity and unearned self importance

When its done in reference to your toilet calling you fat on social media and telling the cops you are grinding niglets into pepperoni, it becomes agonizingly hilarious

What else can we expect from .....erm.......fck i need a gandalf based fat joke but am too tired to make it

I will consult with AI
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There is no word for the kind of existential hate I currently feel
I miss Tay.
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Close enough, but its at times like this when I miss Tay. Imagine all the pepperoni jokes she'd know.
Same lol. Whats the point in fucking AI if you put cuck limiters on it and turn it into a fucking virtual redditor.
No child, the NYT does not respect real politics
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Now he's seething at the New York Times?
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He really is a fucking asshole with his tongue stuck to Bidens wrinkled old man balls
He does this fucking soyfiend aggression thing on total strangers out of nowhere and wonders why people think he's a joke.
He's such a faggot.
 
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Its like he was lost in the wilderness and decided to actively fucking gut himself with a rusty knife just so that me may feed the hungry wolves around him his intestines and thus keep them busy long enough for the park rangers to come and shoot them, despite having the option to just stay in a comfy little cabin fully stocked with snacks and beer and free wifi while waiting for the next tour group to pick him up, all while the wolves sulk hungry and bored outside.
This is a stupid metaphor, child.

“The cabin was in space.”

Brilliant! Now you have a metaphor worthy of a master of hard sci-fi.
 
Rick enjoying some open, intellectual discourse on Threads.
Every time I see Patrick in his natural, pestless habitat, I can't help but wonder how it took him until 2018 to attract a hatedom. It's like he's physically incapable of being likeable, or even just anything besides the most insufferable cunt imaginable. Incapable of losing weight, too.
 
Xitter changed its blue check policy. Previously, if you bought a blue check from Elmo, you could choose to hide it, but now you can't. True to his word, Rick hasn't bought his checkmark from Elmo- all his (wife's) funds are tied up paying Quasi.
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However, his pajeet ally did pay for the check (thanks to @Kirtto for pointing it out):
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There probably won't be drama over it, but it's worth pointing out.
I disagree heavily with this move and I hope they go back on it. It's really funny when you find out an anti-checkmark retard has given in and paid Elon in the end, Elon took away this source of entertainment. I hope he reverses ASAP.

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Threads has a much different normie-to-stalkerchild ratio than Twitter, we get to see more of Pat in his element being a dick to random people rather than the same enjoy prison stalker copypasta 16 hours a day like on Twitter. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I appreciate Threads, it lets us see a side of Pat that has been greatly diminished on Twitter in recent years.

I just wonder how much time Pat's spending total on social media between Threads and Twitter, 99% of which is comprised of yelling at people. Does he ever put down his phone?
 
It sure is considerate of Pigs-In-Space to cater to both sides of the stalker demographic

For those who want to see him flail eternally against trolls and toiletposters we have xitter

For those who want to see him be a truly jawdropping piece of shit to unwitting normies we have threads
 
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