Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It's Sunday and I just got home from dealing with a crisis at work, I don't want to hear any stalking tonight.
If:
- your job is "failed author"
- the crisis was "getting banned from convention of failed authors"
- home is Milwaukee and the crisis took place in Ypsilanti

then it turns out you're in pretty good company! :tomlinson:
 
The question of if he actually thinks is a hard one to decipher.
FTFY. A common error amongst those observing Pat is the assumption Pat has any idea what he's doing. He's almost clinically retarded by every medical standard (child) so his cognitive abilities should never be taken for granted.
 
Patrick S. Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

It's real shame. I hear this is the reason his 8000 word article wasn't published in Huffington Post by esteemed journalist, Josiah Munoz. If only Rick hadn't been a ffwbt, he would've had his article read by millions of people. Oh well, I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
 
A long time ago, in Milwaukee far, far away....

A fat retard had a Twitter account. The stalker childs have won their first victory against Fatrick Tomlinson.
Many stalker childs would just barely survive Fatrick's justice, prison, at the cost of their victory.

Fatrick would end up getting banned from 'PENGUICON' after pushing a fat tranny to drop out.
Fatrick would move to Twitter, bitching about being banned, nobody would miss him.

Pursued by his own ego, Fatrick waddles home, spamming "Enjoy prison" at anyone who might disagree with him.
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Unironically better than any of the Disney Star Wars movies.
 
It's tough to say where he stands on the timeline of human evolution

You can always consult scientific literature, you know.
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How can that be possible after embarrassing the SFWA and burning through over $100k of its money? Who the fuck would still support him within that organization?
embarrassing? compared to the literal child rapists who make up the rest of that organisation, fatrick looks like a well adjusted honorable man.
"SFWA helps stalking victim fight internet trolls" is much better PR than "SFWA defends a child molester again"
 
Fast people search? More like FAT PEOPLE SEARCH. Cos he's fat
He's just cruisin' Grindr for future pepperoni.
Unironically better than any of the Disney Star Wars movies.
So's getting kicked in the dick, at least that stops feeling shitty after a few minutes.
You can always consult scientific literature, you know.
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That's pretty rude, at least toasters work.
embarrassing? compared to the literal child rapists who make up the rest of that organisation, fatrick looks like a well adjusted honorable man.
"SFWA helps stalking victim fight internet trolls" is much better PR than "SFWA defends a child molester again"
I hear they got reclassified from a 501(c)3 to 501(c)p.
 
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So has Pat said anything about being totally unpersoned from Penguincon yet, outside of copeposting his usual "Enjoy prison" screeds on Xitter? Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall of the fartbox when Pat found out he was getting kicked out, the narc injury rage must've been incredible.
"No, stalker, I didn't and wasn't. Enjoy prison, stalker."

It's too bad the only time we really heard the pig squeal was the SWATTTTTTT audio. Since you know shit like when Josiah called him a FFWBT he tardraged out for a good 30 seconds after he hung up the phone before he decided to call back and get the last word in. You know there was a good squeal over being banned from Penguincon and plenty of squealing over the court ordering him to #PayQuasi.
 
Someone on the Farms found a website that lets you make your own miniatures, so I did the necessary and created my very own mini-Pat (figuratively speaking of course, because he is very fat).
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Unfortunately there was no pose option I could find to make him point at his head, but the two pint glasses and cum on his mouth seems like a fair compromise. The other thread is here if you want to enjoy other people's entires or have a go at making your own.
 
Someone needs to rent the shack out for a few hours and eliminate his router with extreme prejudice . If that doesn't work a secondary team should be sent in to remove his cable hookup and install cell jammers.
"No, stalker, I didn't and wasn't. Enjoy prison, stalker."

It's too bad the only time we really heard the pig squeal was the SWATTTTTTT audio. Since you know shit like when Josiah called him a FFWBT he tardraged out for a good 30 seconds after he hung up the phone before he decided to call back and get the last word in. You know there was a good squeal over being banned from Penguincon and plenty of squealing over the court ordering him to #PayQuasi.
I think hes going to file a frivolous lawsuit against the organizers. He has been rather sue happy lately 🐖✡️
 
and plenty of squealing over the court ordering him to #PayQuasi.
No, CHILD, the court never ordered me to PayQuasi, and you would know if you JUST LISTENED TO WHAT THE JUDGE SAID. And, no, CHILD, there was no squealing; that's just your delusions again. Enjoy Prison, Stalker.
 
I wonder what does Pat think the casual outsider thinks upon seeing his million and one "enjoy prison stalker child"ings.

Does it play out with people seeing it, and thinking "wow, that firebrand is really taking the pain to fascists, he must be such a chadly stud off a man, his wife is lucky".

Just what goes through that fat skull of his, I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall in his half house.
 
Someone needs to rent the shack out for a few hours and eliminate his router with extreme prejudice . If that doesn't work a secondary team should be sent in to remove his cable hookup and install cell jammers.

I think hes going to file a frivolous lawsuit against the organizers. He has been rather sue happy lately 🐖✡️
I'm surprised his lawyer isn't doing that. This fat faggot with bitch tits can't shut the fuck up. A lot of his problems could be solved by just shutting the fuck up. I'm not into filing frivolous lawsuits but if I was I wouldn't run my stupid mouth on social media about everyone I'm sending to prison. The concept of lawyering up doesn't exist for Fat Rick because in his retard brain there's only one side, the truth.
 
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