To apply some of Matthew's logic:
I just don't understand why anyone would spend that much time playing a game especially when they aren't having fun playing and are trying to find new ways to beat it as quickly as possible unless they are a complete sperg. I still play GTA 5 on occasion, mainly just driving around and listening to the radio, sipping on the IPA I got on the way home from work and winding down from the day. There is nothing fun or relaxing about how Matt plays the game, nor how seriously he takes the lore, on another point. If you're an American adult you can pretty quickly understand the plot of every GTA game, its not that fucking complicated but Matt treats it like its this really deep story with complex world building. The GTA world is a funhouse mirror of America today, its not deep, its funny and wacky with the core message being a life of crime never ends well.
Yeah, I don't Matty.
Knew that one would go down eventually. Cheers to @Musashi's Son for the archive:
I want to point out the NEW EMAIL in this copyright claim. He's added another 8.
I will reupload it until he adds another 8 to his e-mail
There's no fucking way this nigga is so retarded that he uses his DMCA email for xvideos.
Who the fuck has a porn site account? How much are you jerking off that you need the added features signing in to a porn site would give you? Absolutely pathetic.
Matthew is a borderline COOMER
One extra heil for Hitler.
Matty needs his tranny porn in the highest possible bitrate.
At the cost of your data, but for a coomer, it's a insignificant sacrifice.
He doesn't just have an xvideos account he has an xxnx account. With the amount of porn hes consuming, there is zero doubt in my mind left that the whole "girlfriend" narrative is complete bullshit. If you're so far down the rabbithole you've made accounts for pornsites, in addition to rarely leaving your house, there is no way you could go on a date or interact with any woman in a normal capacity.
Dude if he had a GF, he wouldn't look at porn period because his V card would finally be gone. He is nothing but a NEET that got rich
His shitty attempts at self deprication remind me of Boogie a little. He does do it better than Boogie because he has a longer attention span, but good god it is so cringey and embarrassing. No non-autistic person would ever do this, making an 11 minute video explaining how you actually do have friends and totally arent a socially stunted loser with multiple pornsite accounts who has no friends and gets no pussy.View attachment 5947198
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This dude revealed his entire friendship history to own the haters.
We are very close to have 14 "eight", kinda suspicious.
What a pathetic looser ahahahah one account was bad enough, but two holy shit lmao. His girlfriend is an escort he met trough a banner "Hot single chicks in your area".
Oh no I feel so own
It would be very funny if he did some reviews. Meticulously written.
"The footjob video was superb. I could write FOURTEEN pages on how good my nut was. It made me forget for a single moment how lonely I am as a man that plays a 10 year old game every day for scraps with no bitches to show for it. 10/10 IGN, would recommend!"
