Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Goodness gracious, if this continues, we might not face any prison time at all!
But… what about the knock? (:_(
He is still trying to shill his unwanted manuscripts.
Who the fuck are these people that actually want this retard to write another book? Surely he fakes these accounts or something.
The Pig King is back, long live the Pig King!
His online posting is by far the best writing he has ever done in terms of pure entertainment for the maximum number of people. He’s a successful writer in that sense, just maybe not the way he wants… or the way that makes money.
 
He wouldn't like it. Black people don't send their kids to therapy so he'd still have to get his pepperoni stock the old fashioned way.
Not sure if its the expired cheese I ate earlier today or my general lack of sleep but this gave me the mental image of some Sweeney Todd setup where the nigglet lies back on the therapy couch and a trapdoor opens that dumps them into a grinder and sausage stuffer contraption and then finally a Nikkki powered oven fueled using the fresh BRAAAP of said niglet's parents "sampling her wares" while their kid is in therapy
 
Imagine if Pat was a sovcit.

No child, I do not need to show you my driver's license. No child, my land boat does not need tags. No child, the Articles of Confederation say I'm traveling. No child, I will not get out of my vehicle. No child, you will not tase m- *sounds of a pig being electroshocked*
Pat has the exact same kind of stubborn pig headed stupidity and total misunderstanding of the law that SovShits have but he's too much of a bootlicker to ever be one.
Has he given up on trying to deny Paying Quasi?
He used to oink about how IT'S NAAWT TRUUU but now he just seems to have this wall up where any mention of it just slides off him like bacon grease and he just won't acknowledge any mention of it.
 
Has he given up on trying to deny Paying Quasi?
He used to oink about how IT'S NAAWT TRUUU but now he just seems to have this wall up where any mention of it just slides off him like bacon grease and he just won't acknowledge any mention of it.
Commence the slinking away.
 
Wow, I can't believe Hunter Biden sold out Donald Trump to our enemies.
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They are similar because SovCits are also annoying assholes with severe Dunning Kruger, but Patrick loves the fantasy of leftist jackboots rounding up conservatives way too much to be a sovcit.
They wouldn't want to be associated with him.
Understandably.
It’s not unheard of that the British equivalent of Sovcit, freeman on the land, attempt to get the police to arrest other police officers, judges, courtroom bailiffs and security, court appointed officials and sheriffs appointed to collect debts related to court and legal costs including fines*.

Some have even tried to citizen arrest judges and magistrates, and police trying to arrest them.
The latter I could totally imagine Patrick trying.
“No Officer Stalker, it is you who is under arrest, enjoy prison”.

*I realise that calling the police on debt collectors in certain circumstances is justified. If they are a private agency trying to gain entry to a property without having followed correct procedures for instance, however the examples I am talking about include times when the police are already present due to the debtor being a known difficult case, so they come to keep the peace.
 
What is there to do in Milwaukee but sell insurance, eat cheese, drink beer, or be a serial killer?

Are there many policies against heart or liver failure sold there?

Perhaps the serial killers are insurance agents who realize they don’t have the money to cover certain policies, so a bit of harmless murder to void the contract is committed?
 
Wow, I can't believe Hunter Biden sold out Donald Trump to our enemies.
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Old reports show that Patrick S. Tomlinson believes any bullshit, even if extremely retarded, if it confirms his biases.
If someone told him that they found secret documents in a pizza carton that prove that Donald Trump is actually a raging antisemite that yearns for the destruction of Israel, Patrick would believe it.
 
Someone on the Farms found a website that lets you make your own miniatures, so I did the necessary and created my very own mini-Pat (figuratively speaking of course, because he is very fat).
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Unfortunately there was no pose option I could find to make him point at his head, but the two pint glasses and cum on his mouth seems like a fair compromise. The other thread is here if you want to enjoy other people's entires or have a go at making your own.
You have to go to advance and change up the fingers and move the arm around like so.
I made sure to add the unsold books and how he always goes commando but has nothing to show (not that they actually do privates on that site but still)
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I know at least 4 people that sell insurance in Milwaukee.
Now Pat as well.

What is in the water there to make people WANT to buy and sell insurance?
Pat doesn’t merely sell insurance. Specifically, he sells predatory telephone insurance to senile old people.
I don’t know who’s at all familiar with American daytime over-the-air television, but it runs this type of advertising constantly - the type where the actors intentionally talk slowly, and the sales pitch and phone number are repeated numerous times to make sure Granny has time to grab a pencil and paper.

And he wasn't even qualified or personable enough to do that - his ex-wife had to get the job for him.
 
Pat doesn’t merely sell insurance. Specifically, he sells predatory telephone insurance to senile old people.
I don’t know who’s at all familiar with American daytime over-the-air television, but it runs this type of advertising constantly - the type where the actors intentionally talk slowly, and the sales pitch and phone number are repeated numerous times to make sure Granny has time to grab a pencil and paper.

And he wasn't even qualified or personable enough to do that - his ex-wife had to get the job for him.
He's trying to steal our grandmothers pensions

I'm surprised his lawyer isn't doing that. This fat faggot with bitch tits can't shut the fuck up. A lot of his problems could be solved by just shutting the fuck up. I'm not into filing frivolous lawsuits but if I was I wouldn't run my stupid mouth on social media about everyone I'm sending to prison. The concept of lawyering up doesn't exist for Fat Rick because in his retard brain there's only one side, the truth.
Terminally online nigger brained animal
 
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Pat doesn’t merely sell insurance. Specifically, he sells predatory telephone insurance to senile old people.
I don’t know who’s at all familiar with American daytime over-the-air television, but it runs this type of advertising constantly - the type where the actors intentionally talk slowly, and the sales pitch and phone number are repeated numerous times to make sure Granny has time to grab a pencil and paper.

And he wasn't even qualified or personable enough to do that - his ex-wife had to get the job for him.
Wait, is this just inferrance based on him being a piece of shit? Where does this information come from?
 
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Surprise surprise, Baron Patimir Tomkonnen has come out against the god emperor and the golden path.
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See, it’s shit like this that really gets under my skin regarding Fatrick’s claims of being a geek/nerd/reader/author. He only recognizes the term Kwisatz Haderach, but because he never actually read the book, he associates it with the jihad around Paul, rather than what tragically traps Paul into such a fate. If Fatrick had read the book, he would know that the more appropriate appellation towards Paul regard Fat’s (rather stupid) point is Lisan al Gaib!
 
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