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It's certainly better than anything Patrick has tried to write.Hello from page 1195. This is the perfect thread. It's like a good book you don't want to end, but this time it actually cannot end because just like Patrick and supposedly the universe, this thread just keeps expanding faster and faster, perpetually at an acceleraing rate. None of us will ever see the end of it.
No spoilers please, but I really hope Patrick gets the Chalice of Retribution for the Lizard King. It's like he doesn't even remember the quest he was given. Who knows what powers the chalice holds? Then again if I were the Lizard King, I'd have Pat hunting for the Girder of Fatherly Duties & Weight Loss instead, but I am no Lizard King, I am just a humble child waiting quietly for my imprisonment.
See you on page 5400 out of 23778.
Do it. I'm begging you, piggy. More lolsuits. The pro se must flow.The Pig Porky of Milwaukee is now threatening to sue LESLAAAAAAAAY "into poverty"
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That comes in under the "being a serial killer" part.The best damn Artisanal Pepperoni in the Continental United States?
For what? Telling the truth? She lives in America, Patrick. Not the UK or Germany.The Pig Porky of Milwaukee is now threatening to sue LESLAAAAAAAAY "into poverty"
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If it wasn't for our strict non-interference policy I'd be very tempted to send her flowers for the amount of joy she has provided by making Rick both cope and seethe at least as hard as he is fat, which is a lot.Dear lord it appears Penguincon has responded to LESLAAAAAY
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Oh to be a fly on the wall for the Tomlinson board meeting....
This is actually him speaking in the second person, to gather a crowd.The Pig Porky of Milwaukee is now threatening to sue LESLAAAAAAAAY "into poverty"
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Because it worked so well the last time, didn't it, Rick?The Pig Porky of Milwaukee is now threatening to sue LESLAAAAAAAAY "into poverty"
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Or perhaps he was announcing his next novel to Leslie, it's an autobiography titled "This Is How You Get Sued Into Poverty". The cover art is just him pointing at his big fat head.This is actually him speaking in the second person, to gather a crowd.
"Behold stalker childs! This is how a REAL faggot gets sued into poverty!" And then he sues loses and owes attorney fees and damages from a countersuit for harassing this poor woman.
Nooo not the hecking CIA!! Who the fuck cares bitch?Wow, I can't believe Hunter Biden sold out Donald Trump to our enemies.
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Sneak-dissing Nikki I see.his character is so repulsive that only someone numbed to the core with psych meds could stand to tolerate it.
Leslie accepts the lolsuit challenge.The Pig Porky of Milwaukee is now threatening to sue LESLAAAAAAAAY "into poverty"
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Go on, Pat. Sue her.Awwwwrite Joyboys here we go....
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