Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Red Frida said:
Null does it because of the pompousness of Pat but I think he does Pat posting a disservice because the real Pat voice stumbling over his own words in court or straight up being a lunatic in Josiah 5 is peak form.
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I disagree: going from Null’s pompous pseudo-English Patrick voice to Patrick’s effeminate lisp was comedy gold.
 
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FinnSven said:
He can’t really claim loss of earnings or anything, unless there was an appearance fee which was reneged on, and in that case it’s the Con which is responsible, not her.
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He could perhaps claim it hurts his book sales, but he will have to open up his book sales figures to the court. I hope he sues her for tortious interference concerning his overall reputation so his sales become a matter of public record.
 
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Pat, Leslie does not represent authors like you. She represents productive, successful authors with publishing contracts, friends, families and self esteem.

Fatrick is invading my real life. I have a puzzle I'm stuck on. The clue is 'stealthy', 6 letters. FFWBT is only 5 and insufferable cunt is 16. I am a completest and I refuse to put aside the unfinished work and never return.

Help me Kiwifarms, you're my only hope.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Pat, Leslie does not represent authors like you. She represents productive, successful authors with publishing contracts, friends, families and self esteem.

Fatrick is invading my real life. I have a puzzle I'm stuck on. The clue is 'stealthy', 6 letters. FFWBT is only 5 and insufferable cunt is 16. I am a completest and I refuse to put aside the unfinished work and never return.

Help me Kiwifarms, you're my only hope.
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Prison?
 
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Red Frida said:
Yeah well maybe if Null loosened up a little bit he would've started a family by now.
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Imagine not realizing the whole Ukraine/Serbia bit for what it is.

Null's fats voice is better than canon for fats himself, at least for reading tweets. It's so perfect that we don't care that it's dubbed.
 
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CyrusKissFanClub said:
No. Patrick isn't advertising or otherwise representing himself as a medical doctor. There is no law against a layman--qua layman--offering an unqualified medical opinion. If you tell me that you have a headache and I tell you it's probably from eyestrain, I am not "practising (sic) medicine without a license."

It isn't defamatory for similar reasons. Patrick is merely offering an opinion. If he were a mental health professional, he could be seen to be making an improper diagnosis or behaving unprofessionally, which could be defamatory.



Not if we consider the totality of the evidence that we have access to at this point. There is good evidence that Patrick SWATed himself, marked his property with an erasable marker, and pretended to be harassed. He doesn't exhibit any persecutory delusions--he is trying to appear persecuted.



There is nothing in Patrick's behavior to indicate that he has delusional disorder of the persecutory subtype.

He may have NPD or just be arrogant. Either of those and his IQ of ~85 would be adequate to explain all of his behavior.
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I disagree. He affirmed she has a mental illness. He didn't say maybe, he didn't say you could have, he flatly said she has a mental illness. Either he knows she has one or he is diagnosing one, which he is not allowed to do, because he cannot practise - modo anglico scripto - medicine. Like, mutatis mutandi, giving legal advice without being a lawyer.

You didn't read the link I posted. I was not referring to "persecutory delusions" but to "paranoia querulans", which is this:

"A form of paranoia or delusional disorder associated with incessant litigious actions intended to obtain legal remedies for perceived wrongs that appear trivial or insignificant to others."

But ok, I don't know so much about his self-swatting, and we both can play the latina loquenda game pour épater les bourgeois, qui vulgus "Romanes eunt domus" dixit :-)
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Imagine not realizing the whole Ukraine/Serbia bit for what it is.

Null's fats voice is better than canon for fats himself, at least for reading tweets. It's so perfect that we don't care that it's dubbed.
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I'm just some retard on the internet I can't be expected to keep up with or understand null's 4d chess moves.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Pat, Leslie does not represent authors like you. She represents productive, successful authors with publishing contracts, friends, families and self esteem.

Fatrick is invading my real life. I have a puzzle I'm stuck on. The clue is 'stealthy', 6 letters. FFWBT is only 5 and insufferable cunt is 16. I am a completest and I refuse to put aside the unfinished work and never return.

Help me Kiwifarms, you're my only hope.
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“Sneaky”.

Medically, Fatrick is suffering from a chronic case of never having been punched in the face, and with a case as chronic and progressed as his I’m afraid the only known cure is getting repeatedly fucked in the ass by eight of the biggest bucks in the greater Waukesha area.

If he needs a referral written I’ll be happy to oblige.
 
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Lana Del Hitler said:
Im divided on pat getting banned from penguicon, On one hand there would be cawntent and milk if he went and presented, on the other hand he doesn't deserve nice things.
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yeah I think it sucks that we didn't get to see pat's hot take on alien STDs or whatever. That said it isn't the trolls fault imo pat was the one who made up non-existent bomb threats publically on twitter if he didn't do that he'd probably have still been able to attend.

I don't think him attending would have been nice things for him, imagine how many lulz we could have gotten from his "talks"
 
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FinnSven said:
Well there could certainly have been different approaches to these two particular creatures with the composition of the genetic structures.

This may have also had a different impact on their intelligence and reasoning.

Perhaps Ralph’s pig dna comes from a Lincolnshire curly Coat and Fatrick from a British Lop?

The introduction of human dna may well have caused the behavioral breeding to go haywire.
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You're forgetting the fact Ralph has some dolphin DNA spliced in there too. Did you ever hear gunt's pre-covid laugh? In 50 years we'll get FOIA shit on how Ethan Ralph was some DOD plot to overthrow the Soviets with dysgenic human-animal chimera intermingling with their citizens.
Judge Holden said:
Awwwwrite Joyboys here we go....
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I swear, pat's more paranoid and unhinged than a sherm head. Can you even get PCP anymore? Either way, he's acting like he's been smoking it.
PS2 Nishiki said:
Oopsie doodles
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This yakubian freak looks like he's got torsos in his deep freezer! :stress:
 
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