Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The Pig Porky of Milwaukee is now threatening to sue LESLAAAAAAAAY "into poverty"

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>My disappointment when it's not Lindsay Ellis.

 

[Judge Holden]

>My disappointment when it's not Lindsay Ellis.

Nigger you really think this thread can handle TWO bloated and alcoholic failed authors who spend their days getting into social media slapfights?

Though I guess Lindsay successfully murdered her unborn child instead of threatening it before grovelling and sobbing about being dwunk to the cops, so the comparison is an imperfect one

 

[AnOminous]

But the police not only know it happened, they know who did it, and they shared it with patrick.

And then they told him they wouldn't do anything about it because he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Nigger you really think this thread can handle TWO bloated and alcoholic failed authors who spend their days getting into social media slapfights?

I trust the engineers did their jobs to create a sturdy and robust floor so the two alcoholic whales won't fall through and collapse the whole building when they start mud wrestling.

 

[Pargon]

Fats is in a very elite group of idiots (including Greer, Acerthorn, Melinda) that have fans who actively watch for new lawsuits - anyone sued by them will have unsolicited legal advice coming out their ears and will have no lack of people willing to explain what's going on.

This removes almost entirely the purpose of these frivolous lawsuits, which is a great blow against such faggots.

Simply another service provided to the public, free of charge, by the Kiwi Farms.

We really all deserve knighthoods at this point. Maybe the Vatican gives oral.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Don't forget that he claimed the convention was evacuated due to the bomb threats, but no attendees recall this happening, the hotel the convention was at knew nothing about it, it didn't receive any coverage on even rinkydink local news stations that are so desperate for stories they'll cover a kindergarten class having seen a particularly fluffy and bushy squirrel, and there is no record of it having happened at all beyond his tweets about it. But the police not only know it happened, they know who did it, and they shared it with patrick.

The more and more this is described (and some autist should go and superdocument it) the more and more it sounds like fats hired someone to do the swat/bomb threat, and then acted as if it were done without verifying it actually "went off".

 

[Creative Username]

I trust the engineers did their jobs to create a sturdy and robust floor so the two alcoholic whales won't fall through and collapse the whole building when they start mud wrestling.

This is completely infeasible with our current understanding of materials science. Even making a floor that holds up Pat is terribly difficult, because even the strongest concrete known to man will turn into a fine powder (including even the steel rebar) if he fatly falls onto it.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

It occurs to me that if he wasn't any one of those things, if he was likeable, humble, peaceable or at all intelligent, that he probably wouldn't have a thread here, or at least not 3000 pages in 4 years (christ has it really been that long?)

Pat is a perfectly shaken pigmilk cocktail. If he were just arrogant but not stupid, he'd know when to shut up. If he was just stupid but not arrogant, he wouldn't be fun to torment. He's a cartoon foil straight from the funny papers.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Fatrick never really grew up, he justs gets fatter and more entitled. All he did is replaced his mommy with Momma Raven and replaced his dad with someone who'd cuck him.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Not sure if this has been discussed before but Patrick really is the most versatile lolcow.

For the rightoids out there, he's the juiciest of low hanging fruit: an unironic Shitlib who doesn't even hold his nose in order to vote for Biden. Easy dunks.

For artcow-enjoyers, he has a creative output of D-grade scifi slop which he only writes because it's his path to some nebulous sort of "fame."

For law antics-enjoyers, he has a lolsuit of legendary reputation and is potentially about to pick up more.

For the true crime types, Patrick is like a guilt-free version of your classic family-annihilator.

For your classic cringe afficionados, one need only look at his attempts at "stand up" (I tried but people bombing while doing stand-up comedy is like cartel execution videos to me, I can't do it).

And he's not even mentally retarded (in a medical sense, anyway), so you don't even have to feel the twinges of sympathy one might feel when observing a diagnosed autistic like Larson, Cobes, or CWC. Truly a Jack of all trades but a master of nothing (except, you know, being fat).

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pat doesn't like lawsuits....







He LOVES them!

Hilarious that he's taken nothing but Ls in court over the last few years and he still sees lawsuits as being the ultimate way to punish his enemies. Please keep stepping on dem rakes, piggy. The milk must continue to flow.

He's like Acerthorne only with less gobbling noises and instead of eating flies he eats Negro children.

 

[McMitch]

“Barely sentient human chancre sore” goes back to null’s criticism that these people need to come up with some fabricated media writing insult, rather than calling him a faggot and being done with it.

local news stations that are so desperate for stories they'll cover a kindergarten class having seen a particularly fluffy and bushy squirrel

I would honestly watch that news program. It sounds sweet.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I trust the engineers did their jobs to create a sturdy and robust floor so the two alcoholic whales won't fall through and collapse the whole building when they start mud wrestling.

There is engineering and then there is miracle work. No building could withstand the mass if Fatrick and Lindasy Ellis. Just can't be done.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Two things I find fascinating about pigman are that 1) He is incapable of complex thought 2) He is incapable of learning from the past nor the repercussions of his own actions.

The first astounds me to no end. I thought that complex thought was a requirement to be considered a non-impaired member of our species, Homo Sapiens. If that is the case, then either Pat is not a member of our species and is indeed some type of degenerative subspecies of Homo Sapiens, something akin to Homo Sapiens Suis, or he is indeed fundamentally mentally impaired in some fashion.

The second is also quite a fascinating situation. As far as I am aware, all higher order mammals are capable of learning from past errors in some capacity or another. His maxim, as stated by him is something to the effect of "Never let the bad guys win". The problem with his circumstance is that he has tried his version of this approach, and spectacularly failed, and yet he persists at it. Anyone who knows anything about strategy knows that you never press a losing hand, if a tactic has proven to be ineffective, or in pigs situation, catastrophic, you regroup and reconsider your angle of attack. He doesn't seems to comprehend this. He seems to think if you keep doing the same thing, eventually it will be effective, which is utter insanity. He fails to see that by continuing to press an ineffective strategy, he is essentially the source of his own misery now. He has, by his sheer inability for self-reflection and analysis, become the fuel to the fire on which he slowly roasts. It is incredibly perplexing and confounding how he could be so dense as to not realize this. Or, contra to that, he realizes it and persists despite, which would make him dangerously insane.

Most people, by their mid to late 20's, realize that there are situations where, despite the facts, circumstances, etc... being on your side, it is still possible to be on the losing end of a situation. David doesn't always win against Goliath. It can be a matter of money, influence, etc... intangible factors completely beyond ones control, but the "good" guy doesn't always win. Eventually everyone comes across a situation where despite being in the "right" one sees that it is a better decision to "cut bait" than persist at an endeavor that is doomed to ultimate failure despite ones efforts. It all falls collectively under what is probably the most disappointing parts of becoming a functional member of society as an adult, which is "Life's not fair, suck it up, buttercup". Pig seems to think by sheer force of will he can make the universe see things his way, and as we all know, that is nothing more than just pure porcine petulance.

I think it is likely that he will keep "prisoning" and "childing" people until he eventually keels over from a stroke or massive myocardial infarction (or possibly his wife waking from her Prozac induced haze and in a fit of sanity ends him).

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fatrick never really grew up, he justs gets fatter and more entitled. All he did is replaced his mommy with Momma Raven and replaced his dad with someone who'd cuck him.

And the person who cucked him is also less fat that would never resort to randomly suing someone for calling you fat.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This is completely infeasible with our current understanding of materials science. Even making a floor that holds up Pat is terribly difficult, because even the strongest concrete known to man will turn into a fine powder (including even the steel rebar) if he fatly falls onto it.

What if we could synthesize Tomlinson's mass into a new flooring material? We could call it "Tomlinsteel."

 

[ChadBrazilian]

With what money he is going to do a lawsuit? Sorry if I am wrong but... isn't he broke? What he is going to do? Suck cock below the bridge for money?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

“Barely sentient human chancre sore” goes back to null’s criticism that these people need to come up with some fabricated media writing insult, rather than calling him a faggot and being done with it.

also the phrasing is redundant - "human chancre" covers the same ground, and rolls off the tongue more easily

 

[WelperHelper99]

What if we could synthesize Tomlinson's mass into a new flooring material? We could call it "Tomlinsteel."

Then the flooring will be too heavy for the structure. Honestly this is what I'm thinking could possibly hold him

 

[Kirtto]

Isn't the feature wrong? Didn't she pen the letter after his convention ban to get the office Penguincon statement on him?