Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Useful_Mistake]

I don't know the original well enough to see at a glance what's different, any big updates?

A lot more direct allegations about the Nigger’s wrongdoing, more quotations, allegations that the police and Patrick had a deal where they’d call him instead of entering his home, and that they all knew that Pat didn’t swat himself. You can see the new stuff because it sticks out like a sore thumb.

 

[Markorian]

and that they all knew that Pat didn’t swat himself

IMAGINE being dumb enough to be the one to bring up the possibility of you SWATting yourself, and put it into the mind of anyone who hadn't already considered it a possibility.

 

[Kirtto]

To be fair Null once mentioned on a MATI stream the badger beefers texts and referred to them as sexual harassment.

Dumb take. Even straight women and gay men both appreciate nice boobies, but dear feeder did say something along the lines of "if someone was sexually harassing tomlinson like this id be upset to". It's been a while and I'll admit the quote is totally paraphrased, but it was totally like something like that.

Honey Badger wants to know what MATI episode is this from so he can watch it:

Spoiler: Bonus, the Pests are not a fan of MATI

Pests don't see to be big fans of Null's Patrick impression and MATI show:




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[PS2 Nishiki]

Hamlinson is having another meltdown at Leslie and others for calling him a shitty author and lawyer. He's even forgetting to put 'Prison' at the end of "Enjoy Prison".



Oopsie doodles.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Then the flooring will be too heavy for the structure. Honestly this is what I'm thinking could possibly hold him
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It couldn't handle two Kaiju smacking it. How do expect it to survive two hamplanets?

 

[WelperHelper99]

It couldn't handle two Kaiju smacking it. How do expect it to survive two hamplanets?

That kind of force would be equal to the dinosaur Meteorite.

 

[Something Awful]

I don't know the original well enough to see at a glance what's different, any big updates?

Yes, Rick has added like a dozen more cops who have committed crimes against him.

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The whole complaint is now 215 paragraphs (previously 122). I'm attaching the original version if anyone wants to compare.

 

[Titanium Vagina]

fat
FAT
FAT

 

[AnOminous]

A lot more direct allegations about the Nigger’s wrongdoing, more quotations, allegations that the police and Patrick had a deal where they’d call him instead of entering his home, and that they all knew that Pat didn’t swat himself. You can see the new stuff because it sticks out like a sore thumb.

Fatty really hates black people, doesn't he?

 

[JustSomeDong]

The thing that confuses me the most is...

Does he think the "enjoy prison" line is a cool, badass 80s action movie one liner or something? It might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen someone try to use repeatedly as an own.

Anyone watch Venture Brothers? When Captain Sunshine just throws the Monarch into the prison and he's out right away? I think of it every damn time I see "enjoy prison."

Apparently Captain Sunshine BitchTits has never heard of a little thing called due process.

 

[grapeshark77]

The biggest changes are details - 100 added points getting deep into details about kicking down his door and not doing it.

This is funny:



My wife's fine now LEAVE.



This seems desperate. I think everyone involved knows this is going nowhere so the lawyers are milking him.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I don't know the original well enough to see at a glance what's different, any big updates?

The statement that 'he's not swatting himself' can now blow up big time if data/statements via Alan are provable.

Naming more cops give more people a reason to check into if the Alan tied statements are provable.

Good Job Patrick1 Give the cops AND the city to look at your life real close. Expect DNS (department of neighborhood services) to be deployed to look at the 1/2 hovel real close.

While Patrick doesn't have to let in the building inspectors there is nothing stopping a longer term AirBnBer from allowing the DNS vampire to cross the threshold and take a peek.

As for making lawsuit threats a reminder: It is a violation of Wisconsin Supreme Court rules as a lawyer to make lawsuit threats you have no intention of following through with. A bar complaint about lawsuit threats Patrick makes is a real possibility for any lawyer Pat has used. The complaint will get tossed (Patrick made the threat, not the lawyer) but the lawyer has to spend time addressing each complaint. And every time he makes a legal threat a new round of complaints can happen. And the lawyer isn't supposed to say 'boo' about the complaint(s) - they get to eat the shit in silence.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh, here we go. Hoping he goes full Sessler when he starts drinking. Also nice "Nadar".

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the 2008 crash was due to banks and Bill Clinton telling people to buy homes or any other loan in the late 1990's. Unions should be illegal. You'll get paid less with them. This is just another post showing people that he's not a conservative.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Not sure if this has been discussed before but Patrick really is the most versatile lolcow.

For the rightoids out there, he's the juiciest of low hanging fruit: an unironic Shitlib who doesn't even hold his nose in order to vote for Biden. Easy dunks.

For artcow-enjoyers, he has a creative output of D-grade scifi slop which he only writes because it's his path to some nebulous sort of "fame."

For law antics-enjoyers, he has a lolsuit of legendary reputation and is potentially about to pick up more.

For the true crime types, Patrick is like a guilt-free version of your classic family-annihilator.

For your classic cringe afficionados, one need only look at his attempts at "stand up" (I tried but people bombing while doing stand-up comedy is like cartel execution videos to me, I can't do it).

And he's not even mentally retarded (in a medical sense, anyway), so you don't even have to feel the twinges of sympathy one might feel when observing a diagnosed autistic like Larson, Cobes, or CWC. Truly a Jack of all trades but a master of nothing (except, you know, being fat).

Without question the best one of all. I want a Werner Herzog documentary about his life, his day to day, I want to see him replying to stalker tweets on his phone, over his shoulder and I want a German voice over:

In the bizarre twilight of digital delusions, a profoundly isolated man, his round, porcine face lit by the cold glow of his phone, sends impotent threats to his adversary, a toilet on Twitter, wishing it to find joy behind the stark, unyielding bars of a prison.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pests don't see to be big fans of Null's Patrick impression and MATI show

The Pests aren't fans of Null, period. Especially after he banned them en masse.

Patrick updated his complaint

I notice he didn't mention Torswats, the guy actually carrying out the attacks. Don't want people to look too closely at his crypto account, now do we?

 

[KateHikes14]

I dunno, I kinda dig it. Sure, it’s easy to hurl a few choice gamer words*, but you gotta hand it to the people who can come up with artfully funny (and gross) insults.

You have to also take into consideration these are the types of people who are often “muh feelings”, so Pat evoking so strong a reaction that they have to come up with creative ways to voice their contempt of the pig says a lot.

(*FFWBT is on the borderline of being both.)

Brevity is the soul of value, call someone a faggot rather than grabbing your madlibs book to attempt (and usually fail) to insult someone.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Oh, here we go. Hoping he goes full Sessler when he starts drinking. Also nice "Nadar".

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He would have to start doing cocaine to go Full Sessler.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

There's a small chance the MPD might offer them something for entering their house without a warrant. But as for their demands that they set up a special boy system for their self-swats, there's no chance in hell.

 

[AnOminous]

There's a small chance the MPD might offer them something for entering their house without a warrant. But as for their demands that they set up a special boy system for their self-swats, there's no chance in hell.

But there's a huge chance of a qualified immunity motion coming in and a huge chance of it being granted.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Oh, here we go. Hoping he goes full Sessler when he starts drinking. Also nice "Nadar".

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I know I'm going out on a limb here but I don't think eight years of George W. Bush caused 9/11.