Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AltisticRight]

The Pig Porky of Milwaukee is now threatening to sue LESLAAAAAAAAY "into poverty"

I wouldn't count "earning more than $80,000" as "being sued into poverty".

 

[Irene and 22 others]

It's always funny when I actually hear Patrick speak for real. Null has so successfully beclowned him with the made up Pat voice that I can't help but read all his tweets that way in my head.

Null's impression is funny, but it doesn't really capture the depraved creepiness of Patrick's voice. It's the kind of voice you'd hear a clip of on some true crime documentary right before the narrator tells you about the hidden basement where the police found the ground up remains of 17 black children.

Patrick is good and liquored up
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I can only imagine the mental state of some random Twitter user stumbling across this madness. Anyone who's a little bit internet savvy is probably going to assume that Fatrick is some kind of gang stalking nutter. Even though we all know a bunch of people are fucking with him for some giggles, I still think that Patrick has a pretty warped perception of things and probably isn't too far off from some of the people who think they're always being followed. Do you think Piggy is constantly looking over his shoulder or seeing Boomia around every corner?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

the 2008 crash was due to banks and Bill Clinton telling people to buy homes or any other loan in the late 1990's. Unions should be illegal. You'll get paid less with them. This is just another post showing people that he's not a conservative.

As if Fatrick is capable of understanding the 2008 financial crisis

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Pat's got a new catchphrase, it's really good.

He is still seething at Leslie.


"Log off. Take a break. Enjoy prison."

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Pat's got a new catchphrase, it's really good.
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He is still seething at Leslie.
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"Log off. Take a break. Enjoy prison."

This implies they're already in prison and he's telling them to enjoy their current stay

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Why are all Patrick orbiters some form of mentally ill and/or disabled? Fellow pests will know exactly what I am talking about.

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if you’re happy you do not need to tell others why your lifestyle makes you happy unless they ask. It just sounds like xhey are trying to convince themselves they are happy

 

[Ghostse]

For what? Telling the truth? She lives in America, Patrick. Not the UK or Germany.

And Fatrick's not nigger/sandnigger/Muslim/Fag/Tranny (yet) so it wouldn't even help him if she were.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

The Pig Porky of Milwaukee is now threatening to sue LESLAAAAAAAAY "into poverty"

The Boomia Forums summoned this retardation demon. Fawkin' anti-Pat posting fucker typed the magic words, Rick was repossessed and two days later we've loads of content. Thank you BUBBLER:

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Leslie is the hero we need but don't deserve rn

 

[Creative Username]

And Fatrick's not nigger/sandnigger/Muslim/Fag/Tranny (yet)

Fatrick's not [a fat] Fag [with bitch tits]

Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. You have been instructed, many thousands of times, that Pat (fat) is a FFWBT. Failure to acknowledge this constitutes felony wrongness. Wait quietly for the knock.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Fatty really hates black people, doesn't he?

Wrong again Stalker. Niggeroni goes great with Sauerkraut and spicy mustard, as he has stated multiple times. Enjoy the oubliette.

 

[W00K #17]

Honey Badger wants to know what MATI episode is this from so he can watch it:
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Spoiler: Bonus, the Pests are not a fan of MATI

Pests don't see to be big fans of Null's Patrick impression and MATI show:
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I don't fuckin remember. I listen to mati and a bunch of other shit in the truck at work. The most I remember was that I was crossing the river bridge and thinking the water level looked up which was good for fishing. So it wasn't frozen, which means some point in time that it wasn't winter.

I think it was during super chat part of the stream. Someone chatted a pic of a beefers text and pats response and erverlord said something like "well to be fair, if someone was sexually harassing me in my texts id be annoyed to". Something along those lines.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

This is retarded. The main reason we just call him a faggot isn't because it's a particularly good insult but because he's such a retarded faggot all day long that we just can't come up with a really good insult every single time he's a faggot in public. Putting in a little more than zero effort is actually a good thing.

What is wrong with this insult? It is both well-crafted and accurate.

aside from just calling a faggot a faggot, you can totally make fun of this dude's daily antics without needing to conjure some gay epithet for him every time you do. the way some people ITT drop shit like "fat faggot with bitch tits" like it's some kind of nuclear own fucking sucks. using juvenile insults like that is only funny because Pat can't resist responding to it seriously, no matter how retarded it is. saying it here, in the hugbox, which I'm fairly certain he doesn't read - at least, he doesn't directly respond to it - just makes you sound like a fag.

Wait that’s how you spell canker sore? Fuck me sideways, good thing I’m not a publish author.

chanchre sores (an ulcer at the infection point of a pathogen, esp. syphilis) and canker sores (an ulcer inside the mouth unrelated to infection) are two different things. most people will be more familiar with canker than chanchre (which tends to be used in more strictly medical contexts), and to better differentiate the two, chanchre sores are usually just referred to as chanchres. so while "barely sentient human chanchre sore" is technically correct, the guy who typed up that bull shit is almost certainly a devastatingly cringe loser with delusions of intellect and/or a screaming need to appear smarter than he actually is

Brevity is the soul of wit, and it’s obvious from a mile away when someone tries to make an artful insult to obfuscate their witlessness.

 

[Tablet County]

the way some people ITT drop shit like "fat faggot with bitch tits" like it's some kind of nuclear own fucking sucks.

It's not a nuclear own, it's just the truth.

 

[Something Awful]

the way some people ITT drop shit like "fat faggot with bitch tits" like it's some kind of nuclear own fucking sucks.

It is a reference to Josiah Tape No. 5, where Rick declares he already knows he's a fat faggot with bitch tits. It's very funny, sorry you don't get it, child.

 

[Tablet County]

It is a reference to Josiah Tape No. 5, where Rick declares he already knows he's a fat faggot with bitch tits. It's very funny, sorry you don't get it, child.

I think that might be my favorite Pat-related exchange. The comedic timing is perfect, like it was scripted by the gods of comedy themselves.

PATRICK: (effeminately) Well, the problem with that sweetie is that we already figured that out.

(Beat)

JOSIAH: ...You already figured out that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?

(Laugh track plays)

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I think that might be my favorite Pat-related exchange. The comedic timing is perfect, like it was scripted by the gods of comedy themselves.

PATRICK: (effeminately) Well, the problem with that sweetie is that we already figured that out.

(Beat)

JOSIAH: ...You already figured out that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?

(Laugh track plays)

It would fill me with glee if we found out the tape was passed around the MPD after Fat filed his lolsuit.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

I just read that Penguincon letter by Varney, and she mentions Fatrick and another author.

Who's the second guy? A Pat alt or someone deluded enough to believe him?

Also, what is Penguincon? Some Linux thing, or did Fatrick somehow get published by Penguin Books?

 

[Dieter Laser]

Pat's got a new catchphrase, it's really good.

"Log off. Take a break. Enjoy prison."

For once the AI app actually listened and got the text right. I hope this meets the lofty standards of this thread’s regulars.



Thread tax - has anyone ever noticed that this “Pat” gentlemen is a rather homosexual presenting man who may be what we call in the medical field “a giant fat nigger eating pepperoni demon”?

 

[Judge Holden]