Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I think it was during super chat part of the stream. Someone chatted a pic of a beefers text and pats response and erverlord said something like "well to be fair, if someone was sexually harassing me in my texts id be annoyed to". Something along those lines.
Well, to be fair, the slobbermutt is also a fat faggot. The difference being he's a fat faggot who hosts a website where I can freely call people nigger faggots, so at least he's a useful fat faggot.
 
It is a reference to Josiah Tape No. 5, where Rick declares he already knows he's a fat faggot with bitch tits. It's very funny, sorry you don't get it, child.

again, it's funny when it's said to his face, because of his retarded reaction. but when people post gay shit like this,

Thread tax - has anyone ever noticed that this “Pat” gentlemen is a rather homosexual presenting man who may be what we call in the medical field “a giant fat nigger eating pepperoni demon”?

it sounds fucking stupid.
 
I think that might be my favorite Pat-related exchange. The comedic timing is perfect, like it was scripted by the gods of comedy themselves.

PATRICK: (effeminately) Well, the problem with that sweetie is that we already figured that out.

(Beat)

JOSIAH: ...You already figured out that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?

(Laugh track plays)
jfc that tape is both awful and hilarious to listen to.
God that bit at the end where it seems he finally realised he was called fat and seems confused by it 15 minutes after saying the call was over really got me xD
 
He might have a case with tortious interference.
Wouldn't bet on his win though.
I very much doubt he'd be able to mount a TI case. All Lesley did was send a letter asking if he'd be at the con because she didn't feel safe around him, which she can back up with the receipts of his constant Twitter threats to her. If he really did attempt to take it to court, the minute his criminal record for threatening the life of his wife and unborn child came to light there would be absolutely no shadow of a doubt that Lesley's fears of a violent altercation with Pat were justified.

If she'd contacted his publisher (lmao, implying) and tried to get them to drop him with the same reasons that could be TI, because she's fucking with his business just because she thinks he's a dangerous asshole, but even though I think Pat is far too much of a pussy to ever actually do anything irl I don't remotely hold it against her for being uncomfortable sharing a convention space with this man who clearly has an unhinged obsession with her.
 
The thing that confuses me the most is...

Does he think the "enjoy prison" line is a cool, badass 80s action movie one liner or something? It might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen someone try to use repeatedly as an own.

Yes, he 100% does. "80s Action Hero Pat" is one of his official personas along with Valley Girl Pat and Military Expert Pat.

Just a few lines off the top of my head for his 80s action hero persona - "Violence doesn't find me often but when it does, it's a short visit" "I don't get triggered, child; I get even". "My punches land, and land hard".

He said all of the above completely unironically. Fat.
 
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Señor Ramon, Patrick's High School gay Spanish teacher is helping the international community understand Patrick's situation.

Once a teacher, always a teacher.
 
It is a reference to Josiah Tape No. 5, where Rick declares he already knows he's a fat faggot with bitch tits. It's very funny, sorry you don't get it, child.
I always enjoy this recording.

I love how he pretends he figured it out already, that he was a step ahead all the time.

He then has a massive breakdown, childing, little baby childing, little baby girl child, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!, I didn't give you permission to SPEAK!.

Truly, a classic bit, one of the best.
 
Seems like a lot of stuff like this:
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Pat lists a swatting event, lists the officers involved, is mad they didn't have special rules for the special boy, wash rinse repeat.

Fuck me. Is it possible to be charged for filing a suit which wastes the court’s time?

Straight away even a random like me an ocean away can say that the fact there was a call made to the police gives them the probable cause they needed to conduct this investigation.
Yes, it was false, but that’s part of the point, the responding officers have to confirm that it is a false report.

He really is so fat in the brain. It must be hard being him.
 
Guys. I have to come clean. I'm really sorry about this. I thought this over for many many days, and I cannot hide this secret any longer.

I believe -and may the almighty forgive me for uttering such horrid appraisals- that Patrick Tomlinson may be fat and homosexual.

Thank you for hearing me out. It is a huge (ha! get it?) weight of my chest.
 
Okay, after reading this new version I feel it is somehow worse. He keeps whining on about how the City of Milwaukee should implement policy regarding them to stop swatting calls, but on every single page he alleges that they already have done so. In fact, he alleges multiple different policies the city enacted to try and prevent this. Literally every single page from page 8 (start of the facts) to 15 (where he starts listing counts/end of the facts) has him allege (usually twice or more per page) that the officers were informed about the swat risk by the city or the police bureau. For some God forsaken reason he is alleging things that are helpful to the city, not to him.
 
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