Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Cynthia was the only real "defender" of note. the others more or less stopped after she posted her own ass on ass wensday (or whatever day of the week that was).

I did read [THE DEMON]'s little meltdown on here at the end. That was pretty funny.

Also I guess I should clarify - I don't just mean going to that length to defend her honor, but also trying to create any excuse they can for why people that justifiably don't like her are somehow wrong, or have eyes that aren't closed and can see blatant drastic changes. Some even going as far as to blindly say what everyone here looks like.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I know he mentioned doing MDMA during the beginning of the baldo arc but very few people do it regularly because the side effects of abuse are really bad. Cocaine? It's possible but with the amount he drinks he'd be going through a fucking LOT of coke. Enough to seriously fuck up his financials. And personally I think he's too much of a square to do meth. Meth is usually the stimulant people go to after whatever they're currently doing gets too expensive.

hey listen I #TrustTheExperts and there's no expert on coke like andy cokeski.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I like to imagine Nick’s wife like the sister from Pet Sematary. Just in the back room, her body contorted from a nosocomial infection from unnecessary surgery to “fix” her body “ruined” from pregnancy and birth. Nick checking on her is him hoping she’s choked on the spaghetti O’s his wipey feeds her as she watches an endless loop of Star Trek unaware she’d completed every series due to pills. Whether Nick longs for her death because he’d be free to be a AIDS+ gay man or to “trade up” to some meth whore is up to you.
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I wouldn’t put it past Nick to pull a JJ Rosseau if the Missus dies. Just dump his kids on someone.

Holy shit thanks for reminding me of that fucking nightmare. That scene scarred me for years.

For one to have slunk so deep into the bottle as Nicholas has, there has to be an explicit reason. It can't just be because "it feels good", on account of the recoil.

The same is true for almost all addiction that is not to the most addicting chemicals.

I think in Nick's case the cause is that when he hit the peak of his fame he realized how unintelligent and totally average he is and that only the luck of the universe dumping him in wealth is the difference between him and working at McDonald's.

I noticed that his slide really achieved snowball when he surrounded himself by actual legal minds and was no longer just ranting at impressionable anti-sjw or whatever you want to call them refugees.

It is why he is doing the stand up. He is trying to recapture the kind of humor he thought he had back in his prime but as with Ethan it was the content not the commentator.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

And why the new account to post about his children? Is this a way to attack the farms and show they are posting about kids for little to no reason? Someone who already posts in this thread but realizes posting about kids from their main account isn't a good look? Someone previously banned? One of the insane Locals fedposters? Faran or Cynthia off their meds again and needing attention?

I have no idea who made an account to make those posts but I can say that it gives the impression of being extremely weird, and not in the "HAHA it's so weird " way, but creepy weird

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

It is why he is doing the stand up.

Wait, he's doing stand up? :-)

Please give me links.

 

[Tensy Speed]

You are awfully interested in minor children and their movements.

@Tensy Speed Just because you CAN track the whereabouts of Nick's kids doesn't mean you should. They aren't putting their own lives on display and don't really deserve that sort of autistic dedication.

As informative as the info about Nick's sons' testimonies was, only the older one's was actually interesting. It feels scummy especially if you're going to start tracking the whereabouts of the younger kids. Just don't.

Two comments in this thread raised suspicions about Nick's use of the recital as a reason to cancel yesterday's show. It was easily verifiable since there's only one dance school in the Wilmar area. I assumed Farmers were interested in accuracy. Is that not the case?

I refrained from sharing the links for the reasons you both mentioned.

Regarding the church, I didn't anticipate a prerecorded video.

I find Nick's church intriguing because of his downfall and the way he distorts Christianity. In my spare time, I've been browsing the sermons to see if there are any clues about Nick's conflicts. Religion has been a hot topic in this thread. If this isn't helpful, I will refrain from posting.

 

[DumbDude43]

I think in Nick's case the cause is that when he hit the peak of his fame he realized how unintelligent and totally average he is and that only the luck of the universe dumping him in wealth is the difference between him and working at McDonald's.

i wouldn't call him unintelligent.
well it is kind of easy to call him a stupid low IQ retard today, after he has drowned his brain in ethanol for years, but getting a law degree and passing the bar exam is not an easy thing to do, trust fund or not. at one point he must have actually had above average intelligence and a solid work ethic.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Wait, he's doing stand up? :-)

Please give me links.

Just watch some of the clips here. He bakes his routine into the rants.

i wouldn't call him unintelligent.
well it is kind of easy to call him a stupid low IQ retard today, after he has drowned his brain in ethanol for years, but getting a law degree and passing the bar exam is not an easy thing to do, trust fund or not. at one point he must have actually had above average intelligence and a solid work ethic.

Sorry poor wording. When I used unintelligent I meant to convey that he was never as smart as people took him to be initially. He always had some incredibly retarded takes and I am sure if you looked up some of his early legal takes they would come up uh...short.

As for the bar exam you may have a point. I know a lot of fucking retarded lawyers who passed it because they could memorize well enough.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I’ll be honest. I don’t care for boiled eggs, never have unless it’s a scotch egg with spicy mustard or if I made a recipe that has them in it and have sunken cost. The real bullshit is that Nick also portrayed himself as a skilled home cook for a while.

That’s honestly something that always got me with his wife. I don’t know if it was he was infantilizing her or if he was a faggot pushover, but Kayla basically taught music classes for the co-op/ pod school and that was it. Nick earned the bread streaming (+trust fund money), cooked, drove the kids, did Sunday school, and taught a Government class for the co-op. They also had a nanny and possibly a housemaid, too.

Nick did his manosphere grift for a while and he always sounded like a weak faggot saying your wife should be submissive to their husband. He basically did everything while she was maybe watching the kids inbetween him bussing them around. He sound like he was her bang maid. She watched Star Trek on pills all day, did a MLM scam, and then bought shit on Amazon.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I assumed Farmers were interested in accuracy. Is that not the case?

I want you take a long, careful look at what you're suggesting and then realize you're retarded. "Farmers" can be interested in accuracy and also understand that tracking the movements of minors is CREEPY.

Regarding the church, I didn't anticipate a prerecorded video.

I find Nick's church intriguing because of his downfall and the way he distorts Christianity. In my spare time, I've been browsing the sermons to see if there are any clues about Nick's conflicts. Religion has been a hot topic in this thread. If this isn't helpful, I will refrain from posting.

Going through the sermons for some sort of perspective on Nick's issues with his church is laudable (even if it's an effort in futility since I'm pretty sure the farms has his stance as a hedonistic, irreligious lying liar who lies fairly well pegged), but trying to tie that effort to TRACKING MINORS is faggot logic.

This sort of mental gymnastics makes me think you're either just that autistic or running some kind of gayop. If the former, learn, leave the kids alone, and carry on. If the latter, leave the kids alone and fuck off.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I assumed Farmers were interested in accuracy. Is that not the case?

Gas lighting asswipe. I want nothing to do with tracking kids.

I’ll be honest. I don’t care for boiled eggs

They're alright, but in the amount of time it takes to make one, I'd rather just cook it overhard or something.

I'm trying to cut, and all this food talk doesn't help.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

well it is kind of easy to call him a stupid low IQ retard today, after he has drowned his brain in ethanol for years, but getting a law degree and passing the bar exam is not an easy thing to do, trust fund or not. at one point he must have actually had above average intelligence and a solid work ethic.

Maybe. But passing the bar is like 110 IQ, 100 with help. Nicky through his connections ended up talking to much much smarter people than him on the regular. And nothing brings a narcissist down than being surrounded by his betters.

 

[TherapyMan]

Nick earned the bread streaming (+trust fund money), cooked, drove the kids, did Sunday school, and taught a Government class for the co-op.

I do not take Nick as face value concerning this. I would sooner believe Nick heavily exaggerated his own contributions to the familial duties while downplaying Kayla's to appear better to his audience. Any comment concerning responsibility that was sourced from Nick should be scrutinized intensely.

Nick is a lying liar who lies, especially when the lie serves to make him look good.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Crosspost from Aaron Imholte/STMS thread in PG:

Aaron Imholte gave a lot more breadcrumbs relating to the reasons for his separation with his wife April on his evening show Monday.

Aaron says he did "irresponsible things that a 37-year old man with 3 children shouldn't do" that he was ashamed of, and that "things got really crazy and really hectic". He was at a "crossroads" in his life where he decided to stop, but "had to make that decision by myself".

Additional quotations in the quoted text below (post goes to the clip in the Aaron Imholte thread)

Aaron denies that cheating was involved in the breakup in a very curious way:

"Did cheating have anything to do with this breakup? Uhhhhh, no. I'm going to say cheating did not have anything to do with this breakup. I did not go behind April's back and start sleeping with other people, that is 100% guarantee, absolutely."

Aaron did things that he was ashamed of and "things got really crazy and really hectic". He was at a "crossroads" in his life where he decided to stop, but "had to make that decision by myself":

"Towards the end I did a lot of things I am not necessarily proud of. I did things I am not necessarily, as a father of three, probably not good stuff.

Irresponsible things that a 37-year old man with 3 children shouldn't do. And I'm ashamed of that. I'm ashamed that I did things that a 37-year old man with 3 children shouldn't do.

However, I am very happy that I am not doing those things. I am very happy, that there was a crossroads in my life where I could have kept doing those things, or I could have gotten off and stopped doing those things. And I did choose, when things got really crazy and really hectic, to stop doing those things. And that's something I'm remarkably happy that I did, however, I had to make that decision by myself."

Aaron wasn't sleeping enough:

"The audience knew that I wasn't right. The audience knew that I was tired. The audience knew that I was drinking two Celsius a show just to get through it. Aaron wasn't sleeping enough sometimes. Look it's, you know, rumors get started for a reason, and the reason rumors get started is because you behave a certain way, and I was behaving a certain way and it lent itself to rumors."

In the last few months Aaron felt that as a father he didn't have a choice but to "move on":

"I think I've got a good attitude about it. I think the last few months made it a little easier because I didn't have a choice but to move on. You know it was one of those things where, like I said, it was the road goes like this, and the guy with three kids, if he's, you know, if he's going to get rid of his shame and if he's going to get rid of, you know, all that, he can't go that way. No, I got three kids, I got to live a better, better life for me. That doesn't mean it's a bad life for anybody else, if that makes sense."

Steel Toe alog Patrick Melton covered the clip in his show today and speculated that the incidents Aaron is obliquely referencing involve Nick Rekieta:

"Something did happen. And I, all the rumors aside, like I do think it has something to do with the Rekietas. I don't know if they were swinging, I don't know if it was drugs, but I have a hunch it's one of the two. My instinct is drugs. [...] People are saying it's both. Look, I don't doubt it. I really don't. I think they dabbled in something, pun intended, and I think April got turned out and couldn't stop."

The above quote was around 44-45 minutes into the video, but he brings up the speculation later on as well. I may go back and clip his take later, possibly

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I do not take Nick as face value concerning this. I would sooner believe Nick heavily exaggerated his own contributions to the familial duties while downplaying Kayla's to appear better to his audience. Any comment concerning responsibility that was sourced from Nick should be scrutinized intensely.

Nick is a lying liar who lies, especially when the lie serves to make him look good.

I’m more saying the reality where Nick is the bang maid for some pulled out “Pretty Princess” type Hick would be funny.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick doesn't like Memology anymore?

https://x.com/NewsM101/status/1790495450803347735

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

They're alright, but in the amount of time it takes to make one, I'd rather just cook it overhard or something.

If you have an instapot, it takes 10 minutes (two minutes warming up, four minutes pressure cooking, and four minutes of staying on the warm setting) to make perfect boiled eggs. Cleanup is basically nil. The amount of effort in cleaning cookware offsets any greater time (which requires literally no attention, so you can do other stuff while it's cooking).

I'm pretty sure Memology has been gunt guarding for Juju, which makes this doubly weird.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I'm trying to cut, and all this food talk doesn't help.

Eat an apple and drink 32 oz of water when you get hungry while cutting. I promise this helps you not do something stupid.

Then be pissed that a closeted homo Jew got way leaner far faster than you or I ever could.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Been listening to EVS talk to Nick about "ghosting" his friends. EVS focuses a lot on Camelot as a means of pointing out how Nick has fallen off (even though Nick and Camelot were only really close for a stretch in 2023 during his decline).

It is disingenuous to call Camelot Nick's best friend or imply that spending more time together would help Nick get back on track. While EVS may have been attempting an intervention in his own way, steering Nick back to the people who let him fall this far, in addition to participating in Nick's decline, is irresponsible and idiotic.

A lot of these people are grifters who ritualistically humiliate themselves for content. They see nothing wrong with it because it's just "weird silly fun" (a common, if necessary, mindset). Their behavior is so normalized within their group that Nick has had to inflict substance-induced brain damage on himself before his degenerate "friends" can hold him accountable (possibly to draw attention away from their own faults).

It is very possible that the only reason EVS is talking with at Nick like this is because, like so many others, he feels he can talk down to him now.

Here's a little compilation to help illustrate the point:

TLDR: EVS telling Nick to get back with the same enablers and degenerates that helped carry Nick this far down (all in the name of "content") is incredibly stupid. Their concern for Nick rings hollow as they continue to overlook their own part in Nick's downfall. To be clear, the issue isn't EVS pointing out some of Nick's problems, it's his solution. Nick should avoid thots and grifters if he wants a more stable/healthy life.

 

[Tensy Speed]

I want you take a long, careful look at what you're suggesting and then realize you're retarded. "Farmers" can be interested in accuracy and also understand that tracking the movements of minors is CREEPY.

Going through the sermons for some sort of perspective on Nick's issues with his church is laudable (even if it's an effort in futility since I'm pretty sure the farms has his stance as a hedonistic, irreligious lying liar who lies fairly well pegged), but trying to tie that effort to TRACKING MINORS is faggot logic.

This sort of mental gymnastics makes me think you're either just that autistic or running some kind of gayop. If the former, learn, leave the kids alone, and carry on. If the latter, leave the kids alone and fuck off.

Gas lighting asswipe. I want nothing to do with tracking kids.

It is Nick who discussed his sons' confirmations.
It is Nick who posted about his daughters' recital.

I have no interest in Nick's children. I have an interest in holding him accountable.

I'll see myself out.