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[Hassou Tobi]

 

[Capybara]

spot the pooner in this latest jubilee video.

But remember, you can never tell just by looking.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Gender Dysphoria Bible?

Yeah, check the bedside table next time you’re in a hotel. Here it is.

Li’l pooner is not having phun at the pharmacy.


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I hate the CVS pharmacist​

Unaltered Selfie

The pic is here to show you how I'm walking into the pharmacy.

If i remember correctly a few of you guys thought I was a cis guy trolling last time I posted. So I know that this is absolutely transphobia that I'm experiencing. -sigh-

The pharmacist KNOWS I've transitioned. Sees the name and gender marker. Greets me full bearded broad shoulder cis looking guy as I'll be right with you ma'am I mean sir. How are you doing? What's your new name again?

I mean your holding my id.

Let me check if we have the right name and pro nouns in here. It might not pass insurance if we have the wrong letter here. All it takes is a wrong m or I mean a wrong f and it can deny your whole script.
This lady has gone far enough to deny a diabetic medication because they had the wrong identity marker in the system. She made fake calls to my insurance company in front of me to tell me they only have an Annamarie in their system not a Danh. I'm handing her an insurance card that says Danh and a photo id that says Danh both with a nice little m under gender.

She also puts a mask on every time I come to the counter but not for other customers.

I'm stuck using this pharmacy. ( At least for the time being. ) How would you all deal with this?

Danh? Nice cultural appropriation there, pooner. Danh is a 45 year old manlette married to a TIM, and frequently posts on crocheting and sewing. She and her husband have probably broken that pharmacist’s brain over the years.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Li’l pooner is not having phun at the pharmacy.

She is so weird looking. If I saw her I would definitely immediately realize that something was wrong with her, but at the same time I can't imagine what she would have looked like before pooning out.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I can't imagine what she would have looked like before pooning out.

She looked like a fat sped, wrote and spelt like a fat sped, and married a man who looks like a sped.

Spoiler: retardation squared

 

[mounavri]

thanks for the bible's link monstrous bubo, this book is brain washing caliber !!!

 

[Snuckening2]

Lol what is it with all these Troons recently that look like Styxhexenhammer?
Styxhexenhon.

There's definitely some weird phenotype

This weird, ghoulish, super-long face is one of three or four face-shapes that are relatively rare in males overall, but seem wildly over-represented among troons.

 

[Muskcarpone]

The inimitable MaryCate Delvey has found a couple people on whom the biotrans joke still works.

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Like stealing a toddler's nose, it's never not fun.

This is The Pissed Off Lawyer, by the way, and I for one can't believe she turns out not to have a sense of humour:

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The Angry lawyer dood isn't just as dumb as a sack of bricks, she also, hilariously, claims to have an IQ of 160.

Oh, and of course she is disabled, too. On which I would even agree, just not in the way she thinks.

 

[Procrastinhater]

There's definitely some weird phenotype

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This weird, ghoulish, super-long face is one of three or four face-shapes that are relatively rare in males overall, but seem wildly over-represented among troons.

Thats not the worst picture of Cosmo I've seen, the one that used to be memed as "El Demonio de la Autogynephilia" is truly horrific and makes him look like a member of the De La Poer family from Lovecrafts The Rats in the Walls but he certainly has that same weird phenotype.
The Styxhexenhonner phenotype is strangely over represented among people of gender.

 

[Positron]

I would fucking love for someone to ask "Rachel" Lavine the U.S. troon Assistant Secretary of Health to answer a simple question. From a solely medical standpoint what is the difference between the Male and Female Sexes. He'll never answer it because it will invalidate his delusions of being a "Woman".

Richard Levine refuses to answer anything pertaining transsexualism in public.

Greets me full bearded broad shoulder.

Not showing in picture: full beard and broad shoulder.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

There's definitely some weird phenotype

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This weird, ghoulish, super-long face is one of three or four face-shapes that are relatively rare in males overall, but seem wildly over-represented among troons.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Richard Levine refuses to answer anything pertaining transsexualism in public.

My God look at the state of that man. That fucking ridiculous crossdressing goliath is seriously put forward by this pozzed administration as an official government spokesman. They've turned us into a laughing stock.
Fucking look at him. A big fat ugly old man in a dress. In public. Speaking before Congress ffs.
Absolute disgrace.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

There's definitely some weird phenotype

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This weird, ghoulish, super-long face is one of three or four face-shapes that are relatively rare in males overall, but seem wildly over-represented among troons.

Narrow forehead, broader mid-face, small chin. Longer skulls overall, proportionality. Again speaks to the fact that some sort of recurring developmental pathway (or multiple ones) do appear to be related to autism, despite the broadening and devaluation of all those diagnoses.

The Angry lawyer dood isn't just as dumb as a sack of bricks, she also, hilariously, claims to have an IQ of 160.

Oh, and of course she is disabled, too. On which I would even agree, just not in the way she thinks.

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Which is what makes stuff like the above so ridiculous. Yes, there is a chance that 2 observed patterns of thinking and behavior that seem to be directly correlated across the population have some sort of causal link. In any sane practice of medicine, this would be interrogated as the central hypothesis for trans ideation, with the caveat that it can also act via the same sort of social contagion/normative pathways as anorexia, so could affect others via exposure to the though patterns. It is willful blindness on the part of medecine and society to not make this link for fear of invalidating the purely intangible "gender identities" of people who can't even articulate why they feel the way they do when pressed by congress,

E: woops double post, don't know how that happened

 

[majorplayer]

real bullshit behind the "Social Construct" argument is everything is a Social Construct we look at things and agree as a culture that it's something.

Yep. It's a strawman argument to devalue gender norms and then win the argument because you had no position to begin with.

Keep in mind that gender norms have evolved over millenia and in the absence of this bullshit have never been challenged minus a few uprisings here and there. Now all of a sudden because some troons might be offended we can't say a woman being pregnant, we have to say pregnant people and shit.

The social construct can work the other way too. If everything is a social construct then we could push back on troons and say they are not socially acceptable.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

My God look at the state of that man. That fucking ridiculous crossdressing goliath is seriously put forward by this pozzed administration as an official government spokesman. They've turned us into a laughing stock.

Ah but it's nice to see Rand Paul finally being a decent politician. His dad was a great politician I wish he would have won the presidency back in mid 00s. And yea I love they found one of the worst trannys possible to put before congress. Makes them all look crazy

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Embarrassing childhood memories: going on roadtrips and the parents stopping the car by the side of the road so us kids could take a piss. My brother was fine and could piss where he wanted to, but us girls had to squat behind the open car door because we were worried that we'd get bitten on the arse by a snake or have green ants or meat ants run up our legs if we went into the bush or long grass. I would have killed for a STP in those moments. This was pre internet shopping, however, so behind the car door we hid. Strangely, we all survived these traumatic experiences.

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She's just a model.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

If one accepts words have meanings, "social construction" doesn't mean total control of reality through positive thinking.

There was once a legitimate serious anthropological point (that didn't deny biology) about gender roles (not sex or gender itself) being socially constructed. Still debatable of course, but not stupid or trivial.

And it didn't have any reference at all to current year troonery.

This is a broad topic to cover, but a summary point is that social constructs may exist only in human brains, but that doesn't mean there isn't an underlying material basis or social utility to them. The Calendar is a social construct, 7 day weeks seem to come out of Middle Eastern culture and their observation of the visible planets, but until the conversion to Christianity and the need for a 7 day sabbath cycle, Rome used an 8 day week that had the planet days + an extra market day on the end. There are two ways you can use this information. One is trying to understand social constructs in the particular social, material and especially economic context they were generated in (for example, work specialization between the sexes has a lot more relevance in a society that is composed of farming households than it does in one composed of office workers). Two, and I call this path rationalism poisoning, is to conclude that your are the most perfect rational being and establish a new calendar based on 10, with 3 week months, 10 day weeks, 10 hour days, and 100 minute hours. And when the public hates it and it isn't used at all in favour of the old system, conclude that they are the ones with the problem, because it's all a social construct!

That's what this whole gender social construct argument is, saying "did you realize that words only have definitions because we collectively decide they do" and then going "Therefore whatever I decide is just as good, no, superior, to what the entire rest of society thinks".

Sex-segregated spaces and sports are also a social construct. If troons are women, there's no need for that segregation, we should instead segregated on some sort of observable variance in risk level and performance between sub populations of humans, some sort of broad, possibly bimodal distribution of variables that all humans fall into. It's a shame we don't have a (social constructed) word for that (anymore).

 

[Geraldine]

Worst of all possible worlds.
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[SkeebyPebbles_14!?]

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Hmmm, I wonder why?

trannies will do anything to pass and try so hard to convince others that they do, until it comes to bitching like a girl and hating like a man. the most feminine thing to do is hyper focus on little shit and the most masculine thing to do is get irrationally angry/ violent and take up more space than you need to. best way to spot a troon

 

[Candidate No 7]

The Angry lawyer dood isn't just as dumb as a sack of bricks, she also, hilariously, claims to have an IQ of 160.

Oh, and of course she is disabled, too. On which I would even agree, just not in the way she thinks.

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Still seething, still not getting the joke!