Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

rabbits

fucking rabbit niggers eating our pea plants they're cute and I love em but FUCKING NIGGERS.

 

[Peace Through Power]

New Steeltoe clip about the Rekieta connection from Elissa

 

[Truly Rural]

Noon + Whiskey = 2 streams today?

 

[AnOminous]

I was not aware he was drowning skunks. I don't know why you would drown skunks. It sounds like a much more difficult way to get rid of them than it should be.

So you didn't even know that the skunk thing was about him evilly gloating about drowning skunks and yet you pontificated about it. Okay. That makes you a moron.

That being said, nigga, annoy a skunk? You're a smart guy AnOminous. You really want to get close enough to annoy a skunk?

Are you dumb? Just merely getting slightly close to a skunk annoys it. Yelling at it annoys it. Have you ever even encountered a skunk? Just making loud noises at it makes it leave. You do not have to aggravate it to the point it sprays at you, and nobody in their right mind does. Are you retarded or something?

It's VERY easy to get a skunk to leave your property.

You do not have to drown it sadistically like Nick claims he did.

 

[Oxyjen]

New Steeltoe clip about the Rekieta connection from Elissa

“I had to communicate, uh, some things”.

You stole my wiiiife!

 

[AnOminous]

“I had to communicate, uh, some things”.

You stole my wiiiife!

At one point, you'd think if there were a cuck saga involving Nick, it would involve someone you'd heard of before.

But considering he's wallowing in nowhere, it's no surprise that when Nick gets into some creepy sexual intrigue, it's involving ugly, totally uninteresting literally whos.

This is what goes on in Cuck Swingerworld, full of absolute nobodies.

 

[Telvanni]

“I had to communicate, uh, some things”.

You stole my wiiiife!

"In order to collab with Nick there'd have to be conversations..."

That seems to further collaborate that his wife is indeed the mystery guess during livestreams considering it would be weird to have your soon ex husband on cam.

 

[break these cuffs]

"In order to collab with Nick there'd have to be conversations..."

That seems to further collaborate that his wife is indeed the mystery guess during livestreams considering it would be weird to have your soon ex husband on cam.

Honestly sitting there listening to him blather on is pretty low effort ego stroking. She's on her game. Get a couple breaks where you do a line or two of blow, maybe give him a quick balldoing. Nick is going to break up his marriage over his gay lover's ex-wife. You can't write this stuff.

 

[GoudaChris]

New Steeltoe clip about the Rekieta connection from Elissa

his whiteboard in the back has bothered me since this clown popped up here. can this guy not write in a straight line or like an adult?

 

[Nod Flenders]

“I had to communicate, uh, some things”.

You stole my wiiiife!

Remember, Aaron left his pregnant wife for April. I have no sympathy for him.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Well, someone in Potentially Criminal’s Discord creep’d through the Church event video’s on YouTube and found a picture of Skeletor Kayla. It’s low quality and almost like a creepypasta, but I think I was correct when I called her Zelda from Pet Semetary.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Honestly sitting there listening to him blather on is pretty low effort ego stroking. She's on her game. Get a couple breaks where you do a line or two of blow, maybe give him a quick balldoing. Nick is going to break up his marriage over his gay lover's ex-wife. You can't write this stuff.

It appears as if the most insane version events, the stuff I was thinking but though "No. That can't be what's happening. That would be too crazy", was happening the whole time..

 

[3MMA]

Maybe Nick is a Cenobite. Would explain the balldo.

CenoBalldo has already been proven, earlier ITT.

 

[Truly Rural]

Well, someone in Potentially Criminal’s Discord creep’d through the Church event video’s on YouTube and found a picture of Skeletor Kayla. It’s low quality and almost like a creepypasta, but I think I was correct when I called her Zelda from Pet Semetary.


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Is that blood soaked Sonichu medallion around Nick's neck?

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Schizo take: April became the Rekietas' new sitter, which threw everything into disarray because everything was all set with the old one. Then because she's a party girl she's ridiculously inconsistent with Nick having to cover for her to keep Kayla from leaving, or coming out of her pill coma.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Is that blood soaked Sonichu medallion around Nick's neck?

If I'm being charitable, that could just be red sunglasses.

But even if it is, it's also the Sonichu medallion's ethereal marker still visible in low quality photos making itself known.

 

[keke]

Raccoons are a different matter, because they're intelligent and not afraid of you, generally, and will continue to fuck with you if you don't stop them, and nasty enough to fuck up even a big dog. Or you, not that they do.

Keeping your house secure with metal grates over access areas and securing trash mostly keeps them away. If they have a strong negative interaction they never come back, loud noises or chased. It is very rare they attack pets. Just adding on as I have some experience with them.

It appears as if the most insane version events, the stuff I was thinking but though "No. That can't be what's happening. That would be too crazy", was happening the whole time..

It is pretty fucking batshit that I read this thread and am consistently like “nah thats too far” because I usually believe reality is more boring than we think but the STMS guy is actually getting a divorce like a few weeks after hot tub stream lmao and I am more convinced than ever Nick is genuinely a swinger regularly

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Well, someone in Potentially Criminal’s Discord creep’d through the Church event video’s on YouTube and found a picture of Skeletor Kayla. It’s low quality and almost like a creepypasta, but I think I was correct when I called her Zelda from Pet Semetary.


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I'll moralfag just a little bit, but it doesn't sit right with me that someone decided to go alogging at a church. Place of sanctuary and all of that, ya know?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I'll moralfag just a little bit, but it doesn't sit right with me that someone decided to go alogging at a church. Place of sanctuary and all of that, ya know?

Somebody just got rightfully bullied out of this thread for creating an account, and immediately trying to track his kids in the church, then not understanding why that's just wrong. It would be funny if it were the same person.

But in all seriousness, I found that quite weird, but it wasn't until they made that one gaslighting comment "I thought you farmers wanted accuracy" that I felt the woodchipper be an appropriate punishment.

 

[Telvanni]

Is that blood soaked Sonichu medallion around Nick's neck?

Looked like a Berserk Behilit pendant to me which is kinda also on brand