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[Aunt Carol]

She looked like a fat sped, wrote and spelt like a fat sped, and married a man who looks like a sped.

Spoiler: retardation squared

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There's a lid for every pot, I guess, but sometimes the pot wants to be called a lid.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Worst of all possible worlds.
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I've fucking seen it all now.
This sick fuck wants to get on titty skittles so that he can have his moobs surgically removed?
Oh these are totally sane, rational people who should be taken seriously and accomodated in their fetish rotted madness, clearly.
We're just bigots to say this stunning and brave... thing is deranged.

 

[SkeebyPebbles_14!?]

https://www.tiktok.com/@squxid/video/7199091382961589546

Holy fuck that croaking.

holy shit tf is wrong w his voice??? is that the 20 years of smoke built up in her lungs from the weed addiction or the hormones???

 

[Procrastinhater]

Still seething, still not getting the joke!

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The Pissed Off Pooner Lawyer seems to have that fuzzy hair that anachans get growing all over her face.
It's not a beard, I'm not sure what it is, I can't remember the name for that downy fuzzy hair that anachans grow, but her face is covered in it.

 

[Bloo]

I've fucking seen it all now.
This sick fuck wants to get on titty skittles so that he can have his moobs surgically removed?
Oh these are totally sane, rational people who should be taken seriously and accomodated in their fetish rotted madness, clearly.
We're just bigots to say this stunning and brave... thing is deranged.

I’m glad you explained what was happening here because it was so confusing to me it went WAY over my head.

WHY??? At least I can kind of understand people who have gender dysphoria wanting to have the opposite sex characteristics but this is unbelievably retarded.

 

[Susanna]

The Pissed Off Pooner Lawyer seems to have that fuzzy hair that anachans get growing all over her face.
It's not a beard, I'm not sure what it is, I can't remember the name for that downy fuzzy hair that anachans grow, but her face is covered in it.

It might be from minoxidil? There are real men who take it to increase beard growth, so it would make sense for a pooner to get some, too. It doesn’t only affect the specific area you apply it to, it’ll also make other hair nearby grow faster and longer. My husband puts it on his hairline and gets longer eyelashes, for example.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It might be from minoxidil? There are real men who take it to increase beard growth, so it would make sense for a pooner to get some, too. It doesn’t only affect the specific area you apply it to, it’ll also make other hair nearby grow faster and longer. My husband puts it on his hairline and gets longer eyelashes, for example.

It could be I guess?
Male facial hair is bristly, rough, her "beard" looks fluffy, like it's not even the pube 'stache that Pooners normally get, it just looks weirdly soft. Anachans get this hair growth like that when they get to a really low body fat % as their body is trying to keep its internal temperature regular because they no longer have the subcutaneous fat that insulates, without it they grow this downy covering, which looks a lot like the Angry Pooners "beard"

 

[Susanna]

It could be I guess?
Male facial hair is bristly, rough, her "beard" looks fluffy, like it's not even the pube 'stache that Pooners normally get, it just looks weirdly soft. Anachans get this hair growth like that when they get to a really low body fat % as their body is trying to keep its internal temperature regular because they no longer have the subcutaneous fat that insulates, without it they grow this downy covering, which looks a lot like the Angry Pooners "beard"

Oh, I didn’t realise you were asking why a woman doesn’t grow a man’s beard, because the answer seems fairly self-evident to me, I thought you were seeing something actually like those tiny, transparent hairs associated with anorexia and minoxidil. Everyone has those, but they normally don’t grow long enough to be particularly noticeable.

Her beard looks reasonably authentic to me, but I’m about as far from an expert on beards as you can get. I’ve certainly seen men with worse ones though.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Oh, I didn’t realise you were asking why a woman doesn’t grow a man’s beard, because the answer seems fairly self-evident to me, I thought you were seeing something actually like those tiny, transparent hairs associated with anorexia and minoxidil. Everyone has those, but they normally don’t grow long enough to be particularly noticeable.

Her beard looks reasonably authentic to me, but I’m about as far from an expert on beards as you can get. I’ve certainly seen men with worse ones though.

It might just be me. I guess everyone's different. Mine grows kinda thick and wiry or it would if I grow it out (my wife won't let me she hates it lol) the Angry Pooners just seemed oddly fluffy.

 

[Accidental Protege]

It could be I guess?
Male facial hair is bristly, rough, her "beard" looks fluffy, like it's not even the pube 'stache that Pooners normally get, it just looks weirdly soft. Anachans get this hair growth like that when they get to a really low body fat % as their body is trying to keep its internal temperature regular because they no longer have the subcutaneous fat that insulates, without it they grow this downy covering, which looks a lot like the Angry Pooners "beard"

I think you're talking about lanugo, which is the body's way of adding a layer of warmth when people get too skinny.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think you're talking about lanugo, which is the body's way of adding a layer of warmth when people get too skinny.

That's it! I couldn't remember the name.

 

[Susanna]

I think you're talking about lanugo, which is the body's way of adding a layer of warmth when people get too skinny.

It’s vellus hair. Everyone has it, they’re very short and transparent, so not really noticeable unlike the other type of body hair, terminal hair, which are thicker, longer, and not transparent. Think the hairs on a man’s arms vs the hair on a woman’s. The man will mostly have dark, long hairs, while the woman will mostly have thin, transparent ones.
You have vellus hair on your face too, but it’s normally basically invisible. What minoxidil and anorexia can do is make them grow long enough to be noticeable. Look closely at your earlobes, those are vellus hairs.

 

[Accidental Protege]

It’s vellus hair. Everyone has it, they’re very short and transparent, so not really noticeable unlike the other type of body hair, terminal hair, which are thicker, longer, and not transparent. Think the hairs on a man’s arms vs the hair on a woman’s. The man will mostly have dark, long hairs, while the woman will mostly have thin, transparent ones.
You have vellus hair on your face too, but it’s normally basically invisible. What minoxidil and anorexia can do is make them grow long enough to be noticeable. Look closely at your earlobes, those are vellus hairs.

Yes, but when people are starving they tend to accumulate more thin, fine, transparent hair called lanugo.

 

[Cuckoman]

Worst of all possible worlds.
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So, this is a man that first wants to transition into a woman and then get top surgery and transition back to become a mutilated man?

Ok, this is a new fetish but why not. I am not surprised, double trans is double special.

 

[Geraldine]

Wanna know how bad it can get?
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i’m 22 and 2 years post op. i’m still getting pain dilating and it’s just not getting better. i’m literally lying in bed crying while i dilate bc i can barely get the fucking purple, which is the smallest one i have, in more than like 4 fucking inches and it feels like my skin is tearing or something it’s horrible. i’m nowhere near being able to have sex and it’s making me so miserable.

i really thought i’d be living my best life as a girl by now lol. i just don’t know where to turn. i’ve been given 2 opinions, 1 of them from my surgeon, and they both said everything looks fine and healthy and just to use more lube and relax. I’M USING TONNES OF FUCKING LUBE AND I AM RELAXING UNTIL IT BECOMES PAINFUL. AAAAA. i want to fucking scream. i’m honestly just so close to giving up on ever being able to have sex and have a relationship. maybe i’m just unfixable lol.

"Fine and healthy" means it's not actually rotting away (it happens).
That thing that's broken is not, cannot be, and could never be a vagina.

18 comments so far. Worth reading if you have time to kill and a strong stomach.

 

[melty]

Yeah same.
I'd like to think that's not how I would have handled it, but I get how grief and shock can make you react in a way that doesn't make you look very good.
Thankfully our kids seem to be safe, my eldest especially fucking openly (and loudly sometimes ) despises Troons and Gendershits in general. It's actually her I first heard the term Gendershits from. That sort of thing has to be a parents nightmare though.

Bless you based moms raising future kiwi farmers. You should be proud

Does it ever occur to these people to simply try not being a tranny. Gender is just a social construct, so they could simply decide they're not a tranny.

It might seem obvious to us but I don't think they will see it that way until all of mainstream science/medical establishment stops saying stuff like it's a permenant condition only transition can cure.

My God look at the state of that man. That fucking ridiculous crossdressing goliath is seriously put forward by this pozzed administration as an official government spokesman. They've turned us into a laughing stock.
Fucking look at him. A big fat ugly old man in a dress. In public. Speaking before Congress ffs.
Absolute disgrace.

This reminds me of rumors of Nero making his horse a priest. I think there are some other examples of decadent, decaying societies in history appointing bizarre figures into positions of leadership. It's like a flex and demoralization tactic that you are so powerful you can appoint a horse or a kid or somebody's retarded cousin or an obvious fetishist in fetish gear into a position of power because you're just that corrupt and crazy and the society is so far gone nobody really stops you. I think I heard that in Russia it's a flex of your influence to appoint women in your family into leadership. Probably goes for some other societies.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Yes, a grown man just got bullied by a bunch of teen girls.

 

[mmm semen]

I can tell you what a woman is NOT and that's a biological male.

I had an Ah-ha moment because the inverse question to what a woman is, is short and "inclusive". If you're a qweer theorist, then your definition of women is a list of stereotypes. You poon out or troon out if you believe these stereotypes either describe or don't describe you. Consider this.

A woman is: smart, dumb, loud, quiet, aggressive, passive, social, reclusive, ugly, pretty, ambitious, lazy, kind, cruel, a leader, a follower, vain, modest, practical, high maintenance, young, old, fertile, infertile, weak, strong, caring and selfish. A woman is everything under the sun, except male.

Edit, this is because when you answer the question, what is a woman? These people automatically make it negative, and think "expanding" the definition of woman to include crossdressing male perverts makes it more inclusive when its not. "All a woman is is female? So that means you're reducing women to her reproductive organs."

 

[Surfin Terf]

So, this is a man that first wants to transition into a woman and then get top surgery and transition back to become a mutilated man?

Ok, this is a new fetish but why not. I am not surprised, double trans is double special.

Not really, it's just gay male version of AGP. He wants to be a twink and wants all the things that trannies claim estrogen does, except for the tits. And he is framing through a trans perspective either because he knows that anything else wouldn't get support or because he's so inculcated in that world that he genuinely believes that he's a woman who doesn't want tits stuck in a man's body.

Yes, a grown man just got bullied by a bunch of teen girls.

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[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Wanna know how bad it can get?
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"Fine and healthy" means it's not actually rotting away (it happens).
That thing that's broken is not, cannot be, and could never be a vagina.

18 comments so far. Worth reading if you have time to kill and a strong stomach.

"Now I remember, he had his dick removed, that was the problem!"



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My brain is fucked (SA,DA, violence, suicide) I just want to be told I'm not stupid that my life wasn't my faultPossible Trigger (self.trans)
submitted 16 hours ago by Willing-Ad7325

When I was young around grade 1, I had this friend in my street, I can't remember much of the time I spent with this guy but I can remember him hurting me like hitting me and shit when I didn't do what he wanted. He smacked my knee with a wrench once. I just fell to the ground. We were decent friends until I told him that I wanted to be girl, I remember him telling me how to do certain things to men. (Seems like he was a victim too). Anyway, throughout my childhood my mother was pretty abusive, she was dealing with psychosis and paranoid delusions, she coped with alcohol and taking it out on dad and I, we would be kicked out, he would be hit manipulated screamed at all the sorts. Anyway it got too much for her one day and she decided to try and smother Me, she then attempted suicide. (I don't remember how it ended I just remember waking up on my bed)

All throughout primary/highschool, I would let people use me. I had very little back bone for myself, I think I was half trying to figure out things that had happened. One time when I had to leave home for a bit cause dad was being violent the persons whos house I was staying at made me touch him in exchange for the place.

I had this friend, he stayed over one night. I think it was one of our birthdays (btw I've had very mixed gendered friends, all very close) Anyway, we were drinking and smoking and eventually he started to ask me if I wanted to do things. I said no, repeatedly. He just kepted asking and was acting all bummed I just felt like shit, I got more drunk and just said yeah sure. The next thing I remember I was bent over my bed, my god it was horrible, it's just flashes of pain and crying and asking him to stop before I moved and pushed him away. I can't remember how the night ended but the next morning was so horrible, I bled from it all. In the future I wasn't so resistant, he would just make me feel bad, I would let him do whatever, the feeling of bits of him left inside me, makes me want to die all by it self. I felt so disgusting I feel so disgusting

Anyway, later on I had gotten into a relationship with this girl. We were together from the ages 17-20 (She like everyone else in my life knew who I was) She knew that sex was horrible for me, I still put out for her when I could. But when I couldn't, she didn't care, she would tell me I'm responsible for her mental decline and things. So I would just give in, most of the time I would just give her oral I preferred this. Sometimes though she wanted to touch me, i would protest and offer alternatives but she didn't care she would just start touching me, eventually she started to insert her fingers and I would literally have tears I my eyes saying no and she'd just keep going if not harder when I said to stop.

I just, fucking hate myself so much, I can't get it out of my head that I did this shit to myself. I feel so disconnected from it all, like the pain and emotions are there but it's just like watching a movie. I feel so disgusting, on edge I'm always In fight or flight, I'm tired I just want to die most of the time.

I just, idk, I still consider these people friends. I can't convince my brain that this was fucked. Like do I just not care and move on? Not talking with em about it or what idk I'm lost I just wanna cry

Idc if the main account causes problems, I just need my possible reasons heard