Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
If he actually did just whip out his dick unprompted on facetime one of the literally hundreds of trolls who has called him in the past several years would have gotten footage of it and posted it on the sub which of course never happened once.
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iirc, this is exactly what happened. I believe the video of the call was recorded by whatever weeny girl received it and it was shared to either a secret Discord or the Boglim group. This isn’t an urban legend. It did happen. I think if anyone can back that up, it’d be someone like Seizure, Oprah or Museum Privledge.

For some reason, this stuck with me. I’ve been watching Cobes for about a decade, so I do know some of the old old lore.

Edit: Regarding the regard and guns — I’m sure other old timers remember that the BB gun he bought and sawed the wooden stock off of was then customized and given to Walt and Angie to “protect their home.” I always enjoyed that tidbit.
 
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Umaibae said:
iirc, this is exactly what happened. I believe the video of the call was recorded by whatever weeny girl received it and it was shared to either a secret Discord or the Boglim group. This isn’t an urban legend. It did happen. I think if anyone can back that up, it’d be someone like Seizure, Oprah or Museum Privledge.
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Never heard of this. I feel like if this video existed the people who are super determined to paint him as a molester would have made it very available.
 
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Pascal's Wagie said:
Ah, yes... Libertarian.
Negging aside, if you pressed his peanut head in a vice for some sicko reason to get an ounce of genuine politics out of his mouth I'm sure it would be "Maximum freedom, 'cuz freedom is good 'Toobs, TWU!" He has his personal limits of course with the Forbidden Four (Or Five, Or Six...) which I think every self-ascribed Libertarian does with their particular NAP-violating autism. I'm sure his fuddchud tendencies would dissolve the moment you put a tricked-out AR-15 in his hands right before trying to duck for cover out on the flat, flat, flat Wyoming plains. His deference for wood furniture is a side effect of no money and the Gothic Cowboy From Hell (That Smells Good) aesthetic.

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Holy shit lmao, there's no way he's in the eye box for that scope. Someone get the BOY an EOTech.
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He literally has the stock on his left shoulder while holding it with his right hand. Closer to how you'd hold an rpg than a rifle. Reminds me of how he'd wear his guitar strap... with just his head through it. Boglim's razor(a sicko fucking name for a band btw). I digress.
 
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Umaibae said:
iirc, this is exactly what happened. I believe the video of the call was recorded by whatever weeny girl received it and it was shared to either a secret Discord or the Boglim group. This isn’t an urban legend. It did happen. I think if anyone can back that up, it’d be someone like Seizure, Oprah or Museum Privledge.

For some reason, this stuck with me. I’ve been watching Cobes for about a decade, so I do know some of the old old lore.
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There was a video posted to the sub of cobra mid-wank on a call and the person who posted it claimed he had suddenly just started wacking off in their call but there wasn’t lead up or proof provided. They could just have easily coerced him or enticed him to jerk off and recorded it since none of the call aside from him jerking was posted or recorded. OP also claimed to be 16 or some shit if I recall correctly. I’m not saying it didn’t happen for sure, just pointing out the recording was just Josh jerking it, there was no recording of events of call leading up to that moment or after it so really it’s just the word of an anonymous redditor making claims.

Edit: actually I’m not sure if it was a recording or a screenshot but it was still Josh clearly choking his chicken
 
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Slim Boglim said:
There was a video posted to the sub of cobra mid-wank on a call and the person who posted it claimed he had suddenly just started wacking off in their call but there wasn’t lead up or proof provided. They could just have easily coerced him or enticed him to jerk off and recorded it since none of the call aside from him jerking was posted or recorded. OP also claimed to be 16 or some shit if I recall correctly. I’m not saying it didn’t happen for sure, just pointing out the recording was just Josh jerking it, there was no recording of events of call leading up to that moment or after it so really it’s just the word of an anonymous redditor making claims.

Edit: actually I’m not sure if it was a recording or a screenshot but it was still Josh clearly choking his chicken
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The incident that I see get brought up the most recently is when one of his mods / literal e-whore called to tell him happy birthday, and he allegedly started jerking off for her. I believe this was mentioned in a recent snake bones.

I imagine the other incidents are similar. From what I understand it's really hard to get that type of contact with cobes. You basically have to throw money at him, or sext with him on fb messenger to get that access in the first place. I'm willing to bet there was already a sexual precedent set before these incidents, at least in cobes retarded mind. For sure in spookgirl's case.

Play disgusting games with a horny retard, win disgusting prizes type of deal imo.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
WDF is egg money? Like eggs you cook any eat or is this something in the NAL community
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As others have said, it's likely booze money.

Ponzo said:
From what i gathered, Sjam tried to cook a recipe but did not buy the eggs required, so he asked the stream for egg money. When viewers gave him egg money, he and his then roommate went out to buy liquor with said egg money instead.
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Explanation from where it allegedly came from.
 
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