Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 192 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 214 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 768 32.8%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 445 19.0%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 468 20.0%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 11.0%

  • Total voters
    2,345
WAIT WAIT WAIT, I was always under the impression Anisa had a full blooded or half Arab father and that's why she pushed the Muslim shit so hard. She was always talking about her muslim dad. She's 8% Arab? That's literally like having one great grandparent who was an Arab. She literally did the thing white southerners do where they go "my great-great- grandpa was Chrekoee!" :story:
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This is what her father looks like. If you saw this guy on the street he would be indistinguishable from any normal white guy. He definitely doesn't look like the type of guy to beat his wife and daughters like a proper Muslim. Whatever version of the Muslim faith they practiced was very restrained compared to the real deal.
 
Seems to be suffering from troll's remorse since he has said nigga/nigger before on YouTube. Lots of old tweets to go through but he seems to have had the same arc as Idubbbz. 30 years old and "matured" to fit the current type of content on YouTube.
Uncle Dane is a prolific member of the TF2 YouTube scene. For TF2 fans (like myself) he is despised for pushing new users that come from his videos thinking a casual game should be like an esport. Context the competitive scene is really small compared to causal TF2.
 
Seems to be suffering from troll's remorse since he has said nigga/nigger before on YouTube. Lots of old tweets to go through but he seems to have had the same arc as Idubbbz. 30 years old and "matured" to fit the current type of content on YouTube.
Dane was also cucked by a friend he filmed Stupid Mario Bros with.
 
>i came from a cocain run/dealer/supplier family
oh shit i wasn't aware of her "bad bitch gangster girl" persona
but honestly i don't believe it, if she actually grew up in organized crime she wouldn't be casually snitching on her own folks like that
If she actually grew up in organized crime, someone might have already blown her head off just to make sure she wouldn't reveal anything. She can't even keep her husband's shit a secret.
 
From the discord leaks in the op
She's so desperate to be interesting lol this is something a 7th grader would make up
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Everyone really glossed over her casually claiming that her family was involved in drug wars where customers were murdered in cold blood so they wouldn't buy from other Muslim-Irish-French-Lebanese-Canadian coke dealers.
 
Everyone really glossed over her casually claiming that her family was involved in drug wars where customers were murdered in cold blood so they wouldn't buy from other Muslim-Irish-French-Lebanese-Canadian coke dealers.
Man if only someone could wrangle Anus's sister into doing a stream and ask her about all Anus's bullshit stories.
 
Everyone really glossed over her casually claiming that her family was involved in drug wars where customers were murdered in cold blood so they wouldn't buy from other Muslim-Irish-French-Lebanese-Canadian coke dealers.
kek, Anisa collects ethnicities like she collects shitty flash tattoos. I wonder when that part of her personality will rub off on Ian and he'll start claiming to be Scottish-Samoan or some other bullshit combination.
 
From the discord leaks in the op
She's so desperate to be interesting lol this is something a 7th grader would make up
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The math ain't mathing. I'm guessing she omitted the remaining 17% because it's french or something. And she would have to face the fact that she is a white Canadian and not ✨exotic✨
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"i came from a cocaine run/dealer/supplier family"
How has this never been brought up. Like lmao what? Is it a muslim family that wanted you to be a cop or is it a canadian drug dealing family of irish-italian miscreants?
What is she smuggling cigarettes over the border for the tribes? These Irish-Italians always causing problems for the RCMP amirite. First its the 100 percent Italian-Canadian Sorrenti crime ring, now we have the Italian-Canadian-Arab Jomha family.

"8 percent arab"
That's like 3-5 generations away from Arab maybe? That's around a hundred years away from your ancestor being 100 percent arab.
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Great Grandfather/mother was arab, and procreated with a white. 100 --> 50 percent
Their son/daughter procreated with a white. 50 --> 25
Their son/daughter procreated with a white. 25 --> 12.5
Their son/daughter procreated with a white, producing Anisa. 12.5 --> 6.25 (close enough to 8 percent)
To put this in perspective, they called people with 1/4 black heritage "Quadroon".
If you had 1/8 it was "Octoroon"
Anisa doesn't even qualify for a racial classification or slur, or anything. She's less than an 8th arab by her own stated metric.
 
Crazy good timing with this heritage discussion, because I think I found something that might answer our questions.
I was trying to find the elusive blog from the Edmonton sports coach complaining about the Jomhas, since I'm pretty sure archive.md didn't save the actual image here.
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I couldn't find the blog, but I did see a name repeatedly pop up in the search results: A.J. Jomha
AJ Jomha seems to be a lacrosse coach from Edmonton, so I thought, is it possible they're related to Anisa?
I found a video of AJ getting interviewed about lacrosse:

Lacrosse Legend - A.J. Jomha [Uploaded Jan 18, 2023]


A.J. Jomha is one of the great lacrosse people to come out of Alberta. He has excelled as a player, coach and builder of the game at all levels – local to national. Jomha started his time with the game in Edmonton’s minor program. As a player he was on the 1979 Alberta team that hosted the Minto Cup. Many players of that team would go on to win the first ever Founders Cup by Alberta in 1980. He went on to coach the 1985 Alberta entry into the Canada Games. He would later coach at the Junior B, Junior A and Senior B levels, winning a number of national championships along the way. He made his mark at the pro level serving as a scout for the Toronto Rock and Assistant Coach for the Edmonton Rush. He would advance to the position of Director of Lacrosse Operations for the Rush. At the Lacrosse Canada Board level he has served as Box Sector Chair and Director of National Championships as well. Jomha also played a strong role in the development of the Rocky Mountain Lacrosse League featuring teams from Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Alberta.

At the start of the video he talks about his life and occupation, and talks about how he's a lawyer, and started a law firm with his brother. We know that Anisa's dad had a law firm. But I needed total confirmation that he was related. At 4:47, the interviewer asks him about his siblings:

He mentions a brother called Nadr, his 2nd youngest sibling. As I've just learned from LolcowFarms, Anisa's dad is called Nadr. Bingo.

Now, are you ready for the shocker?

Anisa's grandmother was born in Prince Albert, and is from Ukranian heritage :story:. Her dad and uncles were all born and raised in Canada. You would think from the way that she talks about them that they're all fresh off the boat wearing thobes and keffiyehs and eating goat while sitting on persian carpets.

Now credit where credit is due. Her grandfather did come directly from Lebanon according to this guy, so the certified Halal genetics might be a little stronger than what @Historical Strelkov is suggesting, being generous and assuming grandpa didn't already have some European heritage himself. At the start of the interview, AJ talks about how they were the only Muslim family he knew of that played lacrosse "in those days" so maybe the family did practice some Muslim beliefs, or maybe he's just using the word as a general term for Arab, who knows.

Now to some other matters entirely. The only other thing that came up in my search to find this blog post were some old LolcowFarms threads, I skimmed through and found some funny stuff I'd like to share. Some lolcow archeology, if you will.

Threads are here and here if you want to do some digging yourselves

Anisa told a story about having sex in an elevator:
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She was in BuntyKing's podcast (holy shit, remember BuntyKing?). Unfortunately, the actual podcast doesn't seem to be archived. Interesting summary considering the narrative they're trying to push now. She apparently talked about how she was intentionally trying to be unlikable, and how she and Ian both agreed to not have a "business partnership":
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Crazy claims from an Anon about Anisa stealing someone's man from a friend or something, and how it's well-known Edmonton lore (take it with a grain of salt).
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Old Tweet from 2012 from someone saying Anisa was harassing a coach. Someone else saying the Jomhas are known bullies (maybe not quite a crime family, but close enough?).
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More on her father being involved in lacrosse organisations.
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Ian's fans HATED ME AND BULLIED ME CONSTANTLY, she says now. But back then she was bitching that people were curious about what Ian was doing instead of being curious about HER HER HER.
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She dindu nuffin to warrant the hate guys... she definitely wasn't being an abrassive cunt.
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This is her trying to draw Ian.
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Beautiful. Like if Picasso had down syndrome.

This guy fucking called it :story:
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I always thought she must've been less horrible before, and that's why Ian stayed with her. But she's always been like this, I guess. I'm just impressed this behaviour was so unknown for so long, considering how blatant it is.
 
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She really is getting fatter.. and it’s not because she’s “recovering from an eating disorder”. She’s just getting old and she’s fucking lazy.

Normally no one would care about the weight gain of a 31 year old woman, it’s her constant bragging about how her weight gain is an accomplishment instead of just admitting the truth that she’s getting older and she’s lazy, or being fucking normal and not addressing weight gain at all to the public, it wouldn’t even be funny. It’s only funny because she makes a point to try to make people believe her weight gain was intentional and part of some recovery so you should applaud this “achievement” instead of just noticing it and thanking “eh, she’s aging and inactive, she’s going to gain weight”. Nope. Not anisa. That’s why her weight is always ridiculed.

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Edit: from IG. Road-tripping to go see batshit Maureen. Ian deserves this hell.

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She really is getting fatter.. and it’s not because she’s “recovering from an eating disorder”. She’s just getting old and she’s fucking lazy.

Normally no one would care about the weight gain of a 31 year old woman, it’s her constant bragging about how her weight gain is an accomplishment instead of just admitting the truth that she’s getting older and she’s lazy, or being fucking normal and not addressing weight gain at all to the public, it wouldn’t even be funny. It’s only funny because she makes a point to try to make people believe her weight gain was intentional and part of some recovery so you should applaud this “achievement” instead of just noticing it and thanking “eh, she’s aging and inactive, she’s going to gain weight”. Nope. Not anisa. That’s why her weight is always ridiculed.

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Edit: from IG. Road-tripping to go see batshit Maureen. Ian deserves this hell.

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It will never not bother me when I see how messy their home is. Just pick your shit up and make your bed, it's not difficult.
 
She really is getting fatter.. and it’s not because she’s “recovering from an eating disorder”. She’s just getting old and she’s fucking lazy.

Normally no one would care about the weight gain of a 31 year old woman, it’s her constant bragging about how her weight gain is an accomplishment instead of just admitting the truth that she’s getting older and she’s lazy, or being fucking normal and not addressing weight gain at all to the public, it wouldn’t even be funny. It’s only funny because she makes a point to try to make people believe her weight gain was intentional and part of some recovery so you should applaud this “achievement” instead of just noticing it and thanking “eh, she’s aging and inactive, she’s going to gain weight”. Nope. Not anisa. That’s why her weight is always ridiculed.

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Edit: from IG. Road-tripping to go see batshit Maureen. Ian deserves this hell.

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Ok rate me late if I'm wrong, but did her dad die?

I know she would constantly speak about him in the past tense even though he was alive. But like it feels weird to only say grandma.
 
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Ok rate me late if I'm wrong, but did her dad die?

I know she would constantly speak about him in the past tense even though he was alive. But like it feels weird to only say grandma.
I am 90 percent certain her dad is still alive, just doing his best impression of a vegetable currently. There is absolutely no way Anisa would be able to keep that shit to herself and not milk it for every single drop of sympathy on twitter that she could when he passes.
 
I am 90 percent certain her dad is still alive, just doing his best impression of a vegetable currently. There is absolutely no way Anisa would be able to keep that shit to herself and not milk it for every single drop of sympathy on twitter that she could when he passes.
Yeah he has Alzheimer's. Just like her Muslim heritage, it's something she will bring up from time to time for sympathy points. It's a really shitty situation for her dad, but at-least he won't remember his daughter marrying a retard and becoming an internet whore.
 
She really is getting fatter.. and it’s not because she’s “recovering from an eating disorder”. She’s just getting old and she’s fucking lazy.

Normally no one would care about the weight gain of a 31 year old woman, it’s her constant bragging about how her weight gain is an accomplishment instead of just admitting the truth that she’s getting older and she’s lazy, or being fucking normal and not addressing weight gain at all to the public, it wouldn’t even be funny. It’s only funny because she makes a point to try to make people believe her weight gain was intentional and part of some recovery so you should applaud this “achievement” instead of just noticing it and thanking “eh, she’s aging and inactive, she’s going to gain weight”. Nope. Not anisa. That’s why her weight is always ridiculed.

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Edit: from IG. Road-tripping to go see batshit Maureen. Ian deserves this hell.

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Wtf is she wearing? It looks like a bib fashioned from the cloth of a grandma's briefs.
Ok rate me late if I'm wrong, but did her dad die?

I know she would constantly speak about him in the past tense even though he was alive. But like it feels weird to only say grandma.
He's not dead but she acts like he is which is messed up. Speaking of the dad, if the dad and uncle run a law firm, there's no way she ever needed to whore herself out to support the family. They're probably loaded and can get Mr. Jomha to the best help money can buy. We've known for a while that she was obviously lying with that, but it's a really fucked up thing she did the more you think about it. Her family was already grieving the father going senile and on top of that they had to deal with BPD whore daughter making it known to the world so she can advertise her e-prostitution. Oof.
 
The one thing that prevents me from believing her grandma was of Ukrainian origin (which makes Anisa more ukro than Arab lol) is that she would have constantly mentioned it for victimhood points when Ukraine was the current thing™️.

Perhaps she doesn't know, or she was the real Alzheimer we met along the way.
 
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