Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DogZero]

Both times he has come back he has seemed slightly more sober and energetic. Coke makes you feel more sober and it shows (even though you actually aren't and then end up overdrinking)
It has been pretty clear he has been using the bathroom breaks for coke for awhile but this stream shows it better than any other in my mind.

.... and theres literal powder on his nose.

Its tough.

 

[snow]

i think it’s lighting. cocaine goes inside of your nose. unless he straight scarfaced into a table without a straw, it wouldn’t be right there

 

[Sharpeteer]

The fuck happened to Balldo? I knew he was down bad, but this is bad even for him.

He's gunning for LOTY in a single night.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

And now we're on high school pasta with aborted fetus and ragu

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Don't do it, man, exhibit A on your screen

 

[zimzam88]

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Looking good.

And another angle.

 

[Hff201]

I mentally tuned him out for a moment, then hearing the words "Scandinavia is like Auschwitz for a t-rex" out of context pulled me back in.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It's more disappointing considering most of us were fans, especially 5 years ago when the vic stiff blew up his channel. Kinda gave hope that the middle class/loving family could be attainable. in hindsight never donate money or friendship to streamers.

How hard is it to not fuck up a niche? Balldoman had no reason to fail outside of his own hubris.

 

[DogZero]

Its cus patrick just got caught gay oppin his own lawn chairs. I even said in that thread that pat got robbed last year and needed to follow through all 4 quarters.

Rekeita is not gonna give up the crown without a fight no matter how much of tha coco and whiskey it takes.

 

[Shagedan]

This is the best stream he’s done in years.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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Don't do it, man, exhibit A on your screen

After this, we all do.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

How hard is it to not fuck up a niche? Balldoman had no reason to fail outside of his own hubris.

Apparently two reasons, one was white and powdery, went up his schnozz, the other one was found in a gay bar....

 

[murph]

Balldo once again has proven that he will go the distance, to the courthouse that is.

Well, he'll almost go that far. He'll make an appearance but won't show up, not even to traffic court. Because he is a non-practicing lawyer.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Fuck it I'm staying up. This is fun.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"I cook your wife better than JF Gah-ree-pay!"

 

[DogZero]

"Chef gariepy cooks his wife better than you can, and everything I know in this world is that.... Rumble should have given you a contract... that says this is like a reverse mortgage but we aren't taking the home from your kids, we are taking it from your wife, in the hopes she doesn't parallel park it in the pacific ocean"

Silence

And everyone clapped.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Some1 call null he gotta get on this

We need clips first then you call null . Holy shit i hope is someone archiving

Nick, Jim doesn't do Internet Friends. Please start crying, this has to officially be a Pillstream level brrakdown.

Its already there. Pill stream nick edition.

Watching this shit makes me want to pour my liquor down the drain, better than any D.A.R.E campaign

Makes me regret the two beers i got this weekend.

Jesus fuck the lunacy of this.

 

[2005 Honda Civic]

He's drinking more!

 

[Potatoherder]

Seems Ralph is happy with the performance.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1792808244852969605

 

[Sharpeteer]

Seems Ralph is happy with the performance.
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https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1792808244852969605

Is Ralph his new owner?