Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.0%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 28 12.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.5%
  • Total voters
    233
Balldo's Gate said:
Meaning
  1. The corner demon was real the whole time
  2. A PERSON WAS WATCHING THIS FROM THE CORNER AND DIDN'T THINK TO STOP IT OR FORCE HIM TO DELETE THE STREAM RIGHT AFTER
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I forget what page it's on so I can't go back and listen again, but pretty sure the voice says "Stop..." at first, which leads me to believe that the person hasn't been there the whole time, rather they showed up in the door telling him enough is enough.
 
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Tour of Italy said:
Low effort meme.

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It’s hard to meme this because every intervening domino is equally insane, but here we are.
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I made a higher effort leftist meme version of it.
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You don't actually need to read it to understand though.

Return of the Freaker said:
You need to experience the whole thing, minus the first bathroom break (45 min of dead air)
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All 48.749 minutes of his bathroom break.
No half measure at the Kiwi Farms.
 
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Not Even Twice said:
I forget what page it's on so I can't go back and listen again, but pretty sure the voice says "Stop..." at first, which leads me to believe that the person hasn't been there the whole time, rather they showed up in the door telling him enough is enough.
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I will clip it, but you can see him clearly look to the corner. She's in the fucking corner.

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If she showed up at the door, he would be looking right at a 90 degree angle. Look up the post about the Corner Demon for more info. I can't be bothered to find it.

This is the diagram of the room from that post, you can see he's looking at eye level towards the yellow marked area where it was speculated someone was sitting in the corner.

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She starts saying "stop..." because Nick thinks he has stopped the stream, but he actually hasn't.

Schmeated Ted said:
2:50:52 has him lean his head back and it's extra visible.
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Nate Higgers said:
I have a more schizo theory. April is the official “tard wrangler” (she’s there to make sure he gets medical help if he drinks too hard on stream) and she’s also his new squeeze. She crawled under the desk to give him a little succ, possibly

Could also be totally wrong about this and he was the one going full schizo
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You know she gave mooby oral on air too! Crawled out from under desk and said she dropped her pin.
 
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Kandinsky said:
As of 9:34 AM CST, Nick JUST took the video down. I was scrolling through it to make prominent timestamps, but then alas, it was gone. Did anyone archive it properly, and if so, where may I find it? Peace among worlds.
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I walked away for 50 minutes because I had a meeting... I was listening to it before. God dammit! Just got up to the part where he was talking about Jim. Nigga took an hour long piss break. I'm extremely annoyed, I was enjoying laughing at Nick.
 
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Weird the woman’s voice at the end, telling him the stream was still on. It hard to imagine that person remaining quiet throughout the entire trainwreck.

It would have to be April, or some other side chick he’s got. I don’t believe his wife would be up that late. The only reason I don’t see his wife lumber jacking the internet after the first hour, if she was aware of the stream, is because it’s excellent material for het divorce attorney and/or intervention team. Kayla gave up on the golum months ago, if not much longer.

But a younger, dumb chick, who likes to drink and do drugs and thinks Nick is a zany e-celeb with money to burn? That chick would keep a smile plastered on her face all night and tell Nick what a crazy, wild ride he is, big props baby! Let’s do a few more lines and take the stang out to do donuts in the mall parking lot. Life is so exciting with Daddy Nick (until the money runs out or he needs a bedpan and liver transplant ).
 
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That was such a great stream. I haven't watched something that good since Ralphs meltdown when May was still with him. Ralph and Nick are truly Mirrored in personality with the only difference being Nick has richer parents and a better upbringing.
 
Cat tit bingo said:
All of this because of a single picture
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There are many things that have put Nicky on his current course, the shirt, the balldo, the ass bottle, the hedonism part deux, Mandy, Drex, Dax, Vito and of course the drinks but nothing has affected him quite like a weird dude photoshoping him as an egg.
If only JimTM didn't get Nicky involved he wouldn't have been forced to call montegraph a pedophile hundreds of times for the severe crime of make him an egg. Instead of being a bitter schizo drunk deviant failure losing a defamation lawsuit he would have just been a bitter schizo drunk deviant failure who lost someone else's defamation lawsuit
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An image that made him crack like an egg.
 
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Just gonna drop the last bit where we get confirmation that the corner demon is real.
@Null for your convenience on stream. Apologies for the file size.




This begs the question: what is the point of this person sitting in the corner like that if they aren’t moderating him from a disaster stream like this?
 
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I still have 25 pages to go, but can I say that there is nothing better than getting up in the morning after a happening with a cow you follow, and reading the Farms Report.
Like a good book, I am torn about reaching the last page. I hate for it to end, but the suspense is killing me...
See you in a bit, future Botchy.
 
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