Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mekahineyho]

New video is garbage like always, she’s teased a horrible health scare for 3 videos and none of them can break 40k. I know it’s probably from frequent uploading but back in 2020 when Becky was still around she was reaching 100k no problem.

Side note about the previous video, why does this bitch need to give us a weekly refresher on her foster care timeline? Someone asked you about your hair length and without hesitation the foster care reminder starts. If something from your past has warped your entire being so badly then go to a fucking therapist.

 

[Goatchoker]

I wonder if she shit herself last night with how close the tornados were.
I’m sure we will get a “shuper scary molment” update in her next terrible video.


Also FFS. That hair. Those eyebrows. She looks AWFUL lately. I love that for her.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

 

[Salvador Dali]

major health scare | why I have been seeing doctors lately

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Spoiler: May 21, 2024 Archive

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Actually in the middle of a study about Ozenpic and why it should not be given to deathfats. 9/10 they just fucking gain it back again. It was honestly the worst thing they did in giving it to fatties because it was designed to help reduce affects of type 2 diabetic patients, there is a massive shortage of good therapists though because the psych students are mostly women and get co-opted by libtard shit. Makes me why I hate Amber so much, she is everything wrong with America and fat people in combo.

A while ago, I listen to a presentation given by a GP about the use of Semaglutide on morbidly obese patients. His posit is that for some motivated patients waiting to have bariatric surgery, the use of Semaglutide help reduce their weight, making it easier for surgery, help them to learn to make better food choices along with portion control, reduce the need for having a drastic diet, improve their wellbeing by seeing their come down and help them starting to exercise. Of course this is the view from one clinician, but in this context, it makes sense. However, it does not seemed to apply to Amber as she is looking for a magic solution.

 

[inquizadoor]

nice to hear shes still blaming everyone but herself for her not getting checked sooner for her rotting free-bleeding vag. shes getting a CT scan for bleeding 'down yonder' that apparently isnt a UTI. so shes teasing another possible cancer arc basically. but its NOT BECAUSE OF HER WEIGHT!! shes 'taken responsibility' for giving herself cancer (x).

she also brings up people not thinking she washes herself or walks her dog so shes clearly still reading here lol. she wants to be seen as MORE than just a 500lb gorl!! (lordy how much MORE can there be).

 

[sheep god]

I wonder if she shit herself last night with how close the tornados were.
I’m sure we will get a “shuper scary molment” update in her next terrible video.


Also FFS. That hair. Those eyebrows. She looks AWFUL lately. I love that for her.

oklahoma is in a rare position where it has the potential for not only tornadoes, but earthquakes as well. she might be okay in an earthquake, since her mass would shelter her organs and bones from any objects falling on her (provided her shitty apartment building doesn't collapse) but she would be unequivocally fucked if they were hit with a serious tornado. living in the city, its unlikely it would reach her, but if it did she would have no recourse. can't make herself as small as possible, can't reach her arms up to protect her head, can't fit in the bathtub in a fetal position, can't lift a mattress or any other sort of cushioning over her.. maybe she could get down to basement level in time, taking up 3 people's worth of space in what will undoubtedly be a crowded, humid, sweaty area.

 

[Goatchoker]

oklahoma is in a rare position where it has the potential for not only tornadoes, but earthquakes as well. she might be okay in an earthquake, since her mass would shelter her organs and bones from any objects falling on her (provided her shitty apartment building doesn't collapse) but she would be unequivocally fucked if they were hit with a serious tornado. living in the city, its unlikely it would reach her, but if it did she would have no recourse. can't make herself as small as possible, can't reach her arms up to protect her head, can't fit in the bathtub in a fetal position, can't lift a mattress or any other sort of cushioning over her.. maybe she could get down to basement level in time, taking up 3 people's worth of space in what will undoubtedly be a crowded, humid, sweaty area.

Agreed!

She probably doesn’t even know to prep animal carriers when the weather is getting bad.

She could shove herself in the shower but it’s still not gonna be a good time.
Tornados are scary af, a bunch of friends moved to OKC because it’s cheap and not a huge drive from CO but fuck that. No thank you. Did the tornado alley thing and OKC gets hit hard. Especially this year.

 

[different dove]

Her willful ignorance and apathy about the medical system and possible medical issues she is inviting by maintaining 500lbs for years is staggering. She's not mentally or emotionally prepared for the shitstorm that's coming for her.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Tornado preps or as much as you can do, aren’t complicated if you’re not a death fat.

Know where you’re going to go and make sure access is clear.

If it’s a bathroom, clear the tub surround and place a comforter or quilt with which to cover yourself.

Bonus points if you have a bike or other helmet ready to protect your noggin.

Animal carriers for your house monsters and if you get a warning put them in before the decal matter hits the fan.

Charged phone and power pack and cheap battery operated radio.

Then pray, (likely), none of that was necessary.

Note to Canadians from northwest of Ottawa through much of the Eastern Townships of Quebec: severe storm warnings are now popping up throughout that whole area. Parts of Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire as well,

 

[Skinless Nugget]

major health scare | why I have been seeing doctors lately

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Spoiler: May 21, 2024 Archive

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Scared but won't do the ONE AND ONLY fucking thing she needs to do in order to alleviate most of her ailments. She doesn't even know the difference between vaginally bleeding & urethral bleeding. Her stupidity is astounding. So she's baiting cancer, again. Here we go.

Holy fuck, she swears that her weight isn't an issue in her problems JFC. What a piece of shit. Just die already lol

 

[FatalTater]

She had a hysterectomy, so bleeding isn't from her period hole.

My diagnosis? Prostate cancer. Nobody come for her, she's got problems.

I watched most of this video muted. Her eye contact with the camera, all the head nodding and shaking, and the hand gestures makes it seem like she's explaining something to her audience, that she really wants them to get what she's saying.
Is what she's saying the truth? Dunno. She sure wants everyone to believe her, though.

 

[Kier Starmer]

@Turd Fergusson I thought that at first too but then my opinion changed when it was handed out like candy. Ideally I would love for them to prescribe a bout of therapy every 2 weeks whilst on a course of 12 weeks of injections. A few bariatric surgeons I talked to wanted that to be the case unfortunately the system just cannot facilitate that. It's a wonderful drug honestly that could do so much good but the delivery is not being handled right. Apologies the bout of therapy/psych work would be to try and get to the route cause of why the patient eats so much and provide coping methods. If they are type 2 diabetic you could switch it with a nutritionist instead. Hell you could even tailor it into a lot of bariatric plans pre surgery.

This video made me legit MATI, this fat wasteful cunt seriously. Amber most ER nurses/doctors are there to treat the now. Fucking deathfats I swear they use AandE like a doctors surgery thinking they can get meds and fuck off. Also fuck no the nurse seeing her in AandE would say "Call your doctor tomorrow and arrange an appointment", it's on your notes so they can pick up from there.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Can she not bleed from her period hole with vaginal cuff cancer? The doctor even told her she’s at a higher chance after her hysterectomy and her mom had a variation of vagina cancer in prison

Edit: I also want to add how fucking annoying it is when once is year when amber goes to the ER, she comes on her channel and says “there’s a lot of cancer talk” to scare people. It’s so scary to her to get these talks but the rest of the year for the last 4 years it’s like cancer never happened

 

[inquizadoor]

Can she not bleed from her period hole with vaginal cuff cancer? The doctor even told her she’s at a higher chance after her hysterectomy and her mom had a variation of vagina cancer in prison

Edit: I also want to add how fucking annoying it is when once is year when amber goes to the ER, she comes on her channel and says “there’s a lot of cancer talk” to scare people. It’s so scary to her to get these talks but the rest of the year for the last 4 years it’s like cancer never happened

idk about cancer but a vaginal cuff tear is definitely possible. and would you look at that:

well well well

(if its not some infection from not washing im betting its just atrophy from not taking any hormones and being a tub of lard)

 

[irishlass]

She had a hysterectomy, so bleeding isn't from her period hole.

My diagnosis? Prostate cancer. Nobody come for her, she's got problems.

I watched most of this video muted. Her eye contact with the camera, all the head nodding and shaking, and the hand gestures makes it seem like she's explaining something to her audience, that she really wants them to get what she's saying.
Is what she's saying the truth? Dunno. She sure wants everyone to believe her, though.

Can't tell if you're kidding or not, but women do not have a prostate.

 

[PPPTSD]

Can she not bleed from her period hole with vaginal cuff cancer? The doctor even told her she’s at a higher chance after her hysterectomy and her mom had a variation of vagina cancer in prison

Edit: I also want to add how fucking annoying it is when once is year when amber goes to the ER, she comes on her channel and says “there’s a lot of cancer talk” to scare people. It’s so scary to her to get these talks but the rest of the year for the last 4 years it’s like cancer never happened

Looks like you can still get vaginal cancer with a hysterectomy.

But she can FEEL her cancer you guys. That's why she didn't get check ups and scans. Oh and also eat like a starved victorian child.

She learned nothing.

I hope she gets no sympathy this time.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I wasted the 10 minutes it took to listen to her video.

Haven’t analyzed all the ‘whys’ yet but my bullshit meter is pegged in the red zone and listening to her for the first time in quite some time confirms I have zero tolerance for her crap.

In no particular order:

She’s DELIGHTED to have a possible medical issue. It’s something to talk about! And she treats us to pre-emptive pre-pathos be mentioning- GASP!

CANCER!!!

Fuck off with that. Yes as an Uberfat and previous cancer patient, her risks are higher but that’s not where MY mind immediately went to.

My Mind went to fat and if she doesn’t like that okay, it next went to ‘stupid’.

What isn’t she telling us and what did she tell us?

8 months in Oklahoma and she hasn’t bothered getting a pcp. She doesn’t understand the concept of patient loads for pcp and why current patients are prioritized.

She’s been ignoring blood in her urine for… 2 weeks, she said? Dumb ass.

If she was going for a CT scan, clearly the docs are looking to confirm a suspicion or rule out a bunch of stuff. BTW, kind thoughts to the poor schmuck who had to examine her perianal area.

How long before she gets her scan results? Here if your hospital and test center uses MyChart, you can have them as soon as they’re available. Tab up a medical dictionary and read away!

Watch her leave her audience hanging while she no doubt spends days shedding Delicate Tears.

I loved her segue into audience assuming fat issues. Why DO we do that? Could it be because most of her issues are far related?

The rest are strictly stupidity based.

Speaking of delicate and stupid, anybody going to bet on her NOT convincing her mother to inject her weekly Ozempic?

Her mother needs to be mindful of her own continued recovery because she is riding for a fall and a big part of me suspects ALR wants exactly that.

Can’t have Momma continuing to succeed where she’s proven to be an abject failure now, can she?

 

[catbyte]

Victimlynn is the most tiresome Lynn, ("I know my words won't matter to you much...") but the most interesting Lynn is Delusionalynn. It's fascinating to see the shapes a person of Amberlynn's size can contort themself into in an attempt to ignore "the elephant in the room," so to speak. If they can do a CT scan on a grizzly bear, surely they can do one on Amberlynn, right? But it's "not her fault."

 

[Boolean Bitch]

On today's episode of "Why the shit that happens to me is NEVER my fault..."

Ambo shouldn't worry, we see her as FAR MORE than *just* a 500lb gorl... I mean, she must be pushing 600 by now! Seriously, if she wants to be seen as more than a deathfat, maybe she should put in some effort and show her audience something other than her eating, talking about her weight, or obsessing over food.

Oh yeah, and BULL FUCKING SHIT! This bitch, I swear. After the cancer arc, Ambo ADMITTED to lying to the ER doctors about her bleeding when they tried to assess her reproductive health. She would tell them that she just started her period and nothing was out of the ordinary so they wouldn't ask more questions or suggest doing any sort of exam. And she blamed that decision that SHE MADE on her trauma from sexual abuse. You know, the abuse done by her dad's friends, I mean Casey, I mean that older female cousin, I mean her father's friends... and her mystery cousin. And now she's blaming the doctors again for not digging deeper? What did she want those ER doctors to do? Throw her on her back (lol yeah right), rip off her layygeeens, and forcibly perform a vaginal exam because she came in complaining about a bleeding belly button and an eye twitch?

Amber claims to have never given us any indication that she was too fat to do basic things... except for all of the times she has. She emphasized the MULTIPLE (unproven) one-mile walks she's done with Twinkie over the last several months/almost ONE YEAR (when most people walk more than a couple miles/day on a regular basis). Oh no, no indications given here!

FREEZE FRAME!!!]

"Not everything is because of my size and because of my weight... Sometimes it's just lidurally not my fault." Was it just me, or did everyone else notice the duper's delight smile that kept popping up (that Amber tried to explain away by saying she was 'dissociating')?

Amber believes that being larger causes more health problems and that someone can't be Amber's size and be hulthy... but also believes that all of this has nothing to do with her weight. Fuck you, Becky! This is all YOUR fault!

Yes, Amber, skinny people can get uterine cancer. Skinny people can get multiple UTIs. Skinny people can have gallbladder issues. Skinny people can get hypertension. Skinny people can have sleep apnea. Skinny people can get pneumonia. Skinny people can get NAFLD. Skinny people can get decreased circulation in their laaayg and be unable to sit in chairs. Skinny people can get multiple bouts of cellulitis. What you won't let sink into your fat skull is that skinny people DO NOT get ALL off these things by their early 30s. YOU DID THAT through your refusal to lose weight combined with your unwillingness to take any time and money away from eating to get followup care.

Public Service Announcement: Don't take medical advice from Ambo (if that wasn't already clear). If you see blood in your urine, don't think to yourself "Oh, it's *JUST* a UTI and it's normal" (like Ambo apparently does) - GO TO YOUR DOCTOR for treatment.