Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Even Twice]

There is an interesting bit where Aaron says "You don't have anybody by the way...you don't have anybody in your life who will tell you this - and those of us who will are gone."

Now I know he's not the most reliable source, but he sounds legitimately upset here. So is he implying that Kayla is gone, or that she was never someone to tell Nick the hard truths he needs to hear?

 

[CarlosDanger]

If Nick has taken to the needle he’s gone. I truly hope he isn’t because everyone I’ve seen that grabs a needle never comes back, even if they manage to stop.

You are 100% right, it is a sad truth.

 

[Mouse Cop]

I have no idea what kind of drugs Nick is on, but I don't think there's a drug in the world that takes 45 minutes to use (source: I watched Breaking Bad). Whatever he does during those long stretches of dead air has to be something else. I also doubt it's sex considering how much he drinks. Whiskey dick is a real thing that will happen to you if you drink as much as Nick.

 

[gay]

hey Nick, can you postpone whatever the fuck you're doing to yourself and resume killing yourself AFTER you go through Jersh's funny court documents of all the retards he's going to sue, you selfish twat?

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

What's with formerly successful and liked internet personalities and threatening to show up at Metokur's driveway when they're imploding?

he has the best rosebush, truly terrific. People always say he has the best roses

 

[Burn It All Down]

Nick self-destructing is bad enough, but he is also broadcasting it for the world to see. It's just so sad.

He used to stream with other lawtubers. What happened with that? I think there was some incident where he pissed them off, but I don't remember the details.

 

[Cuckoman]

If I were theoetically going to watch this live for the first time, what timestamp should I start at?

You have to watch the whole thing.
This is like watching a masterpiece like ClockWorkOrange. You have to see it all from start to finish to comphrehend the madness.
Just cherry-picking disparate segments would cheat you of the once in a lifetime experience.

 

[4090 Chad]

I think there was some incident where he pissed them off, but I don't remember the details.

The first incident I recall was regarding Legalbytes when she apparently did not invite Nick to her wedding. In hindsight Legalbytes has a pretty impressive radar for narcissistic and self-destructive degenerates and was smart to cut ties asap after getting good exposure from the Rittenhouse trial.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick self-destructing is bad enough, but he is also broadcasting it for the world to see. It's just so sad.

He used to stream with other lawtubers. What happened with that? I think there was some incident where he pissed them off, but I don't remember the details.

He either chased them all off with his degeneracy and lack of schedule, or they concluded he’s a clusterfuck to steer clear of.

Good on you, be careful though since alcohol is so intertwined with society. You may lighten up and think it's acceptable, if you do have an addictive personality just don't. For example, next time you go out to eat count the amount of alcohol advertisements and even servers trying to peddle it. Alcohol is as destructive as heroin. I'm also convinced it's genetic. If you have close family who's struggled with alcoholism steer fucking clear. Trust me, I've lived it. Rekeita needs help just like Ralph.

Yeah, the whisky drinking lawyer was all fun and games. Until it turned to every single stream and he’s clutching that glass like a drowning man holding on to a rope.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

You have to watch the whole thing.
This is like watching a masterpiece like ClockWorkOrange. You have to see it all from start to finish to comphrehend the madness.
Just cherry-picking disparate segments would cheat you of the once in a lifetime experience.

And he did. He had a 4 hour long MATI cuz he watched it all.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Even without all that concrete context, it was still 100% obvious that he was joking and doing the dsp bit.

To people like us, sure. The problem is Nick is now going to spend the rest of his life having to explain that context every time the clip pops up, because without the esoteric knowledge of other lolcows it is not remotely clear it's a joke and just looks like he's straight jackin it without knowing he's still on cam.

Maybe I'm just not WEIRD or FUNNY enough to see how this was a good idea, but someone who's been online as long as Nick should know how this goes. Or at least he might if he wasn't permanently trashed.

 

[Burn It All Down]

The first incident I recall was regarding Legalbytes when she apparently did not invite Nick to her wedding. In hindsight Legalbytes has a pretty impressive radar for narcissistic and self-destructive degenerates and was smart to cut ties asap after getting good exposure from the Rittenhouse trial.

Thanks, I remember her being involved somehow. I just didn't know what the issue was. She is obviously smarter than the average bear.

He either chased them all off with his degeneracy and lack of schedule, or they concluded he’s a clusterfuck to steer clear of.



Yeah, the whisky drinking lawyer was all fun and games. Until it turned to every single stream and he’s clutching that glass like a drowning man holding on to a rope.

And now no one is left.

 

[FedPostalService]

I’ve been watching the clips of Nick’s most recent ramblings and holy shit it was giving me flashbacks to conversations with people coked out of their minds at 4am.

He’s not quite got the full cokehead vibe but I’m guessing the ton of prescription uppers and downers might be taking the edge off the mania.

I’m so glad we just did drugs like real men when I was young and half population wasn’t proscribed happy pills back then.

Nick, if you are reading this get the fuck off the internet and dry out for a couple of weeks. Take up running and go the gym.

Watching what was once a slow decline suddenly ramp up isn’t fun anymore.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I’ve been watching the clips of Nick’s most recent ramblings and holy shit it was giving me flashbacks to conversations with people coked out of their minds at 4am.

I am eternally grateful for the people who do write-ups of his rants, because I cannot follow what he's saying half the time. That bit about the judge squirting whiskey out her clunge was legitimately schizophrenic.

Watching what was once a slow decline suddenly ramp up isn’t fun anymore.

For the sake of his kids I'm inclined to agree, but the cow enthusiast in me is keen to see this through to its inevitable and rapidly approaching conclusion.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick, if you are reading this get the fuck off the internet and dry out for a couple of weeks. Take up running and go the gym.

Watching what was once a slow decline suddenly ramp up isn’t fun anymore.

Couple of weeks doesn’t even begin to fix it. The guy needs six months to get off the booze, coke and stimulants. And then another six months to try and fix his narcissism, ODD and need for degenerate thrills.

All that is theoretical though, because there are two kinds of addicts.

The ones you can help, some of whom actually make it and become productive citizens.

And the ones you can’t help because they know better, are miles deep in denial. And in some cases just love the drink/drugs more than anything else.

Nick is the latter kind. Anyone who doesn’t enable him is either jealous, trying to duck it up for him, aren’t as smart as Nick, got their own problems, are moral busybodies, etc. etc. etc.

For every well meaning former friend who tried to get him good advice, Nick had a defense.

I guarantee it.

BTW: If Nicks kids are reading this, you can’t help him, but you can help yourselves. Change your last name so future employers, girlfriends, etc, don’t see this and go: “That your dad?!” With an expression of horror.

 

[Schpoots]

Moment in history: the exact time that kino casino figures out that april is sucking rackets' dick under the table. They boosted the audio and could hear his belt and her making gluck gluck sounds.

 

[PositiveHatred]

Kino Casino is doing audio analysis of the Nick jerk off clip, some of these noises, plus him seemingly talking to someone under his desk table has me almost convinced

 

[4090 Chad]

Moment in history: the exact time that kino casino figures out that april is sucking rackets' dick under the table. They boosted the audio and could hear his belt and her making gluck gluck sounds.

Yea. Undoubtedly that it was April under the table sucking him off. The flaming wreckage that will inevitably come of this is going to be amazing.

 

[Fapcop]

Yea. Undoubtedly that it was April under the table sucking him off. The flaming wreckage that will inevitably come of this is going to be amazing.

Link please?!

 

[Westfalia]

I'm 100% team blowjob, hand movements and his fucking face make so much more sense now.
I was unaware of the degenerate harem shit going on until the end of KC.

"why are you doing this, why now?" Unreal, Jim at least wasn't a raging has been alcoholic when he did this shit