Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fougaro]

 

[Sneedling]

I'm suddenly reminded of FPSRussia. If you combine drugs and guns in any amount, and people/the system have reason to see you charged, you will be charged.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Any guesses on jailtime? I'll throw my guess at 2-6 months for the women, 8 months to a year for Nicky Nightshade, soo. To be prison bitch

 

[Sharpeteer]

I guess Dick doesn't like a challenge. I myself love a challenge. Back in the day when everyone loved Nick, I was one of 3 detractors. If I was on Twitter I would be there right now sweeping for Nick. For the challenge.

Looks like its over Racketbros. Only one thing left to say...
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UNBREADED!

I nominate kitty to read Nick's manifesto. But you need to do it every night for months, and stretch it out as long as possible.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Best mugshot 2024?

 

[Floss_On_Em]

 

[break these cuffs]

Presumably Nick told everyone to keep their mouths shut and say nothing. Because he's the lawyer, they trusted in his judgement. So now they've all been arrested and charged.

Nick is a terrible lawyer and I bet he opened his fat trap to try and talk himself out of things. Telling everyone to not talk to the cops would be one of the few competent things he's done in a while.

 

[Dedans]

Aaron is a huge faggot. I really hope he eats shit somewhere in all of this.

He lost his wife to a man morphing into a ghoul from Fallout, who can apparently satisfy her in a way he couldn't even through his intoxicated stupor. He has the joy of the divorce proceedings to follow. He's actively eating shit as we speak, it's just that juxtaposed to Rackets he seems like he's a winner.
There's not many people you couldn't compare Nick to at the moment who wouldn't come away looking like less of a loser.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Nick's been arrested

Does this mean we get a second person stream @Null?

BossmanJack isn't winning Lolcow of the Year is he...

We need to do better, Bossmanbros

 

[Fougaro]

There's an attorney that can help him, you might call his methods of waiting till the deadline for filings unorthodox, but he can get the job done.

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Alternatively, he could ask him for help.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I hope this doesn't kill Jim from laughing to death

He'll definitely break a few more ribs.

 

[Marche]

Why would they arrest him for sinus medication?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

They are in the eyes of their kids probably.

Too young to realize their parents are pieces of shirt.

Those kids need to be rescued.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Steel toe said Kayla said they'd stop when they ran out of shit, and then the last message was they got more.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Metokur adoption arc?

They did always want kids and were planning on them before canceraids…

 

[Angry Shoes]

The Hunter Biden experience

Nick sent this joke from jail

 

[Not A. Yankee]

The real victims in this are still the kids. Imagine the terror of their parents all being taken away. If it gets them all into a safe environment, it still doesn't undo the trauma they've endured.

I just hope to God they manage to make it through the foster system unscathed. The fact that he's got kids is what's made this entire downward spiral more sad than schadenfreude for me.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Aaron just said on air that Our Wife told him the last time they talked that Nick had an issue and they needed to not get any more drugs after their current stash ran out

 

[KingofSomething]

Goddamn, Rackets is falling at the speed of light. He was repeatedly warned by his "trolls" to pull up and stop this nonsense and now look at this shit. I just feel bad for the kids. They don't deserve to have both of their parents be utter failures. Hope they're with the grandparents or something.

I just hope to God they manage to make it through the foster system unscathed. The fact that he's got kids is what's made this entire downward spiral more sad than schadenfreude for me.

They are 100% getting split up if family doesn't come in to take them. You'll be hard pressed to find a foster family that will take in 5 kids, especially with such wide age ranges.

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

Hedonism 3: Minnesota holding cell edition.