Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dwarf Lord]

DSP outlasts another detractor.

The monkey's paw must have clenched itself into a death grip by now.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Enjoy jail, Nick.

You forgot the image.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Rekieta was king for a time. LegalBytes was pretty much excommunicated after the wedding and everyone was kissing up to Nick. Who would even be the king of lawtube at this point? Out of that group I only enjoyed Branca and Legal Mindset. Mindset seems to still be talking about law but he doesn't seem openly affiliated with the rest. I'm assuming Branca's too busy teaching Boomers self defense laws to get involved.

Robert Gouveia does good content. A lot of it, too. Nate’s vids are decent and quick rundowns, even though I don’t really like the editing.

"I'm sure I'll be able to catch up to this thread now that it's slowing d---"

This nigga gets arrested, 60 pages in an instant.

Jesus Christ, it's never been so over, just Epstein yourself already Nick and let your kids be raised by their grandparents.

My slowfag ass comes on again it’s jumped by 110 pages.
*golf clap*

 

[CptnSnshn]

OH you fucking piece of shit, how is Bossman supposed to overtake this?
Piece of shit Rekieta fucking rat WEIRDO.

He was never going to, Bossman is a boring cow propped up my Nulls wierd autistic obsession with him.

 

[Humble Architect]

There’s an old saying that applies, Nicky should adopt this philosophy.

“WINNING!”

 

[Sam Losco]

I don't see how he can stream at all with these charges hanging over him. His only hope is complete radio silence while very good lawyers figure it out. He won't be able to not talk about it and he'll ruin himself with every statement.

A smart normal person would do that. But this is Nick, and he can't keep his mouth shut even in his own best interest. See the defamation lawsuit and the several times he continues to say the same shit he's getting sued for.

 

[CoomerTine]

Going through alcohol and drug withdrawal in jail is bad enough and then you factor in this is a holiday weekend…. Fuck

 

[Sharpeteer]

I TAKE ONE FUCKING NAP, NICK, YOU WIFEBEATER WEARING FAGGOT

HOLY SHIT

That's hilarious - I considered taking a 1 hour nap a few hours ago.

GLAD I FUCKING DIDN'T.

 

[Curious]

Holy Shit, I just read the Minnesota law on possession of a firearm while also in possession 25 grams of Cocain.

HE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

86 months prison mandatory MINIMUM. That is more then 7 years! it's got a 15 year maximum too.

The drug possession is another 5 years potentially, and they could very easily add aggravating charges since minor children were present.

Balldoman is fucked! He's going up state to live with Tyrone for sure. Even if he strikes a plea deal he will still have to do hard time.

Source or fake&gay

 

[Sewer Rat]

does anyone know if this is enough to make Nick lose his unused law license?

 

[GoudaChris]

madlads episode coming soon

 

[Locker Boy]

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It’s so crazy how no matter any situation Juju is involved in without fail he’s always the biggest nigger faggot. Yet his paypigs tower his retardation by still giving him money

 

[YazeePro]

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Now do the same for his wife. It's insane to see how fast this lady has adopted the stereotypical crack whore look.

They both have become junkies.

 

[Alabama Man]

does anyone know if this is enough to make Nick lose his unused law license?

Good chance.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Masterson has bent the knee.

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Just as people told him a million fucking times, it was always going to end with Masterson laughing at Nick. Suffer, Rackets.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Nick Rackets, the wholesome Christian lawyer who refused to use swear words when he appeared on The Dick Show to analyze the Lolsuit, is now in the slammer for ghetto/white trash behavior? I knew he was on a downward spiral, but this is a nosedive straight into the ground.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Any guesses on jailtime? I'll throw my guess at 2-6 months for the women, 8 months to a year for Nicky Nightshade, soo. To be prison bitch

None. Unless one of them has a prior, which Nick does not in mn, in which case it's 6 months.

Without, it's probation and community service/treatment. And that doesn't take into account pleading it down.

Too young to realize their parents are pieces of shirt.

Those kids need to be rescued.

One of them at least is a teen.

 

[irishAzoth]

don't worry Nick's a Lawyer he'll get a good representative... himself

 

[Pelican Bones]

Imagine the look on Nick's face when he gets hauled in front of a judge he's pissed off at some point in the past

 

[Swole McPole]

Where does one acquire perscription cocaine?

It's still used in eye surgery here in the UK. Until about 30 years ago you could still get a legal cocaine prescription for the treatment of cocaine dependence. I've never heard of anyone with a cocaine script since the early 90's though.