Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

A USENET group? What fucking Usenet group was this? alt.lolcows.ha.ha.ha ?

I just faxed the news out to everyone I know.

 

[Stackbodiesbro]

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Anyone mention how Nick and the Non-wife were arrested at the same time, but his wife was an hour away?

My uneducated guess was a 1 of 2 scenario him and April where caught joy riding in the mid-life crisis. And they got Kayla after. Or Kayla was out with the kids while Nick and April were home while a search warrant was executed on the home and they picked Kayla up after.

 

[Kheapathic]

If/when he has his day in court; who amongst law tube should be granted the honor of livestreaming it? And even if it's only one restreamer, maybe we can get the entire lawtube panel to show up and offer insight. Get all of Nick's little friends he carved a path for to come back and honor their mentor on his own trial.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

I just hope to God they manage to make it through the foster system unscathed. The fact that he's got kids is what's made this entire downward spiral more sad than schadenfreude for me.

The fact he has 5 KIDS and was still trying to act like Bill Clinton is what FUELS my Schadenfreude. Nick needs to get fucked. And his kids would grow up weird had he stayed in their lives like this.

Furthermore, he humiliated /ourjohn/, acting as if he was completely above him when John was at his lowest. May Nick eat all kinds of shit. I'll be sitting here laughing my ass off at Ahab and Jezebel falling off the Lawtube Throne in the most humiliating and damaging way possible.

 

[waffle]

I understand I'm out of sequence here, but please at me if we know the inciting incident for arrest.

 

[macrodegenerate]

AnimeSuckCopeAndSneed caused this 110%
I sneel

Spoiler: This thread needs a hero

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This is the first time I've seen one of these. Has this guy been making a new one for every MATI?

 

[RotPockets]

Quarterpounder bending over backwards to make this story boring.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

does anyone know if this is enough to make Nick lose his unused law license?

Yeah he's probably fucked there. He's supposedly not even well liked in his local legal community. I hope they play his last stream in court.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Now do the same for his wife. It's insane to see how fast this lady has adopted the stereotypical crack whore look.
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They both have become junkies.

That fucking painting was the exact moment it all started going to shit. All of it, it was that damn awful fucking awful fucking painting! It sucks ass

 

[The Grillcast™]

I wouldn't be surprised if no one called it in and then and it was a domestic situation that got out of hand. Look at the shiner on Nicks eye.

 

[Telemeter]

If he stops streaming then how will he afford $3000/month on groceries?

Trust fund.

Nick talked about his disdain for his work, bosses and coworkers as a teller for Wells Fargo with the glee that only a trust fund baby that doesn't actually need a job has.

 

[Dan Abrams]

does anyone know if this is enough to make Nick lose his unused law license?

Lawyers are like doctors in that plenty of bad behavior will be excused before a law license is yoinked. Probably he will be suspended for a time while he attends drug and alcohol rehab.

 

[Pizdec]

I’m really starting to think Aaron snitched.

Any guesses on jailtime? I'll throw my guess at 2-6 months for the women, 8 months to a year for Nicky Nightshade, soo. To be prison bitch

Minimum is ten years, and you can blame that on the fact that RACKETS BROUGHT A GUN. Anytime guns get involved with drugs it immediately evokes the Feds.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This always happens to Slannesh's followers. Bopping along in degeneracy until the Youngest God turns her attention to newer and more fulfilling debauchery, leaving his followers hollowed out at their most vulnerable point, taking one last meal of their pain and helplessness.

EDIT: Except Lucius. She will never tire of his particular brand of sick fuckery. shudders

 

[Mrsneksnekson]

So im looking at this one of 3 senarios in order of least to most likely:

1: cops watching a dealer follow nick back home / dealer gets caught, spilling beans, they get picked up at home.
2: neighbours hear a domestic, call cops, cops enter the home find the drugs easily and guns not stored properly, jail.
3: Aaron after being felted harder than a pool table factory on double felt tuesday after the desk blowie, called the cops, reporting the drugs and guns being unsafe and locations where they were stored (only someone who was in the house would know that for 100%, so not a farmer Aaron), cops go in find drugs and guns where mentioned, jail.

 

[Octopi]

I'd be surprised if that happens. He's a well adjusted adult with a family, a steady career in a prestigious field and a nice youtube gig. He's also not socially inept and is used to stressful situations due to his profession. Even when faced with utter idiocy he seems, well, normal.

This post from page 1 has aged well.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Who the fuck is MLC nigga?

a cuck, his wife was giving nick head at the end of his infamous stream this week. Same wife was arrested with the Rekietas today. Aaron is a butthurt faggot because he left his pregnant wife for a 304. He's deflecting hard with blaming us. Either he snitched or they got picked up during or after a drug deal but no kiwi was involved.

 

[Alabama Man]

Quarterpounder bending over backwards to make this story boring.

SWEEP IT UP SWEEP IT UP SWEEP IT UP

ITS A NOTHING BURGER GUYS

 

[Iron Hamster]

Aaron seems to be projecting feelings of guilt due to him knowing and participating in drug use around Rekieta's kids and didn't do shit about it until his reputation was on the line.

Anyone else think he dropped the dime?

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

don't worry Nick's a Lawyer he'll get a good representative... himself

You know what they say... "A man who represents himself has a balldo for a client."